LR#1
July. 16. 2010
Location: Irish Bar --> Her Place

Well, well, well. I've been studying pickup for 2 years and 9 months, and for the first time I have an FR to post in this section. After several trials and tribulations, I sometimes thought that this day would never happen. But, here I am. 21 years old and I finally have a fucking notch under belt. Before I go into the story I must say that Im not as excited about this as I thought I would be. Im really just more relieved that its over with if anything. The reality is that, the target wasn't the best looking girl I've ever hooked up with. And this was definitely a one night stand. Oh ya and I was a hammered out of my tree haha...So Im a little disappointed I the V like this. However, the one positive going forward is that the monkey is off my back. I know that Im not going to feel that anxiety to get laid anymore. I've done it now. It wasnt that special or that big of a deal. So now I can finally just focus on improving my game and finding the right girl. Anyways heres the story...it gets a little graphic near the end haha...

Alright so on Friday night I went out with several buddies in what was pretty much a boys night out. There were about 8 of us and we went to this Irish Bar to go have some beers, shoot the shit, and obviously go meet some girls. So at the bar we start drinking and after about half an hour I run into a huge group of people I went to high school with (including my current wing and best friend). I was friends with a couple of the people, but the rest of them I hadn't talked to in my entire life. But high school was 3 years ago, and I'm a completely different person since then so throughout the night I found myself talking to all these people I knew but never socialized with. As the night went on I didnt even realize it but I was drinking alot. Even double fisting beers at one point. I found myself in a set with my wing and this bisexual girl from high school. Drunk me at this point thought this was hilarious, so I was offering to be the Bisexual girl's Wingman lol. And for some reason I started trying to teach her about the pickup arts etc. And I was demonstrating how to open sets to her. It was quite comical now that I think about it.

After that I was just bouncing back and forth between the friends I came with and all these old high school people. In that time span I ran into several people I knew from all sorts of places. I pretty much knew half the bar. On top of that I was opening sets left and right. My openers were all situational, but I couldn't hook shit because I was so drunk. I ended up back in a set with my Wing, the bisexual girl, and 3 other girls I never talked to in high school. One of them was an HB8.5 Blonde who is extremely cute. When she entered the set I opened her with, "Hi my names Fogell. Nice to meet you." She laughed because we definitely knew who each other were, but just never spoke before. I then followed that up with "Omg thank god I didnt wear those shoes today." Routine and pointed to her shoes. I've been using this routine a lot lately and its pure gold. Anyways, I was getting tons of IOIs from her. But I was to drunk and I cant even remember how the set ended. But Im pretty sure I just ejected after a bit to maintain my value.

I end up on the dance floor when one of my buddies asks me to occupy an obstacle for him. He was dancing with one of the girls I went to high school with, an HB6. But he wanted one of her friends. So In my drunk state I told him "Dont worry, Ill jump on this grenade for you." So I started out by occupying this HB6 from high school that I had never spoken too before. And eventually one thing is leading to another and I find myself making out with her in the corner of the bar. LOL. Then Im leaving the bar and I bounce her to this pizza joint with my buddies. On our way there were talking and its clear that if I want to, I have the chance to take her home and fuck her. After being at the pizza place one of my friends drops me and her off at her place. Then it is on like donkey kong lol.

So we get into her place and theres no bullshit. We go straight to the bed. Im making out with her on the bed. And then the articles of clothing are starting to be removed with no resistance. To her credit. While she is an HB6, she does have great tits. Anyways, she starts giving me head which to be honest wasn't good at all. Maybe it was the fact that I had whiskey dick, but I couldnt feel a thing. After that I start fingering her and she is really wet. So I finally just stick my dick in there and plow away. The experience was really weird to be honest. She was really tight and I couldn't feel much. I definitely got her off while fucking her. But she couldnt get me off to save her life. After fucking her for a bit, she tries to get me off via the BJ but it just wasnt happening at all. So I finished myself and I blew all over her LOL. (Side question. When you cum, where are you supposed to blow your load? I didnt want to pop all over myself so I just turned and blasted all over her LOL). She was a little turned off by that temporarily. She cleaned up then came back into bed and wanted to go again. But I couldn't at all. I was still drunk and so was my dick lol.

So that was that. I slept there and took the walk of shame in the morning. Didnt grab her number and now Im officially not a virgin. Again, not the ideal way to lose it but I dont care. Im just really relieved its over and done with. Im kinda disappointed though that it wasnt someone special. But at the same time, Im glad I'll have atleast some experience when I finally do have a GF. Please feel free to comment and critique. I would like to get some insight on what you guys think about losing it to someone who doesnt really matter.

I really enjoyed this LR. I found myself laughing at some points! Honestly man I recently lost my v-card too. It doesn't really matter all that much about who you lose it to. I held out so long because i wanted it to be special. But once I lost it I didnt feel any different. And I dont feel bad that I probably wont end up being with this girl in the end. It sounds like you have barely any AA which is awesome! And I've busted all over a girl like that a few times when I was getting brains alot from girls. I find it funny, they dont. They arent big fans of cum in their hair so aim for around the mouth or tits. Haha. Congrats on your first kill. One notch on your belt, many to go my friend! Doesnt matter if it was special. It will be special when you are railing the girl that you love with experience, right? Stop nailing them HB6's and work on some HB7+ Good luck in your future vag-smashing endeavors! ezz

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Hi.

I'm not gonna judge you for fucking "just to get it over with" and losing your virginity.
I know that feeling. You wanted to fuck already, and of course dont feel sorry because it wasnt with "someone special", you'll have that opportunity, and when you'll meet the special girl, you'll know how to fuck her heads off

Obviously you werent very attracted to that girl, but just do what feels good. If you wanna fuck 6's, go for it, we all done it before ^_^

Now when you lost it, time to level up mate. Aim high, fuck hbs, get experience, have fun.

Regards.
PUA19.

Hey Fogell!,

Congratulations on your LR. I hope from this you can grow more confident in practicing your sexual prowess. Now, if there are two lessons you should take away with this - one being: don't drink so much. You couldn't remember half of your game that you used, and you became limp when it was time for the second round.
Secondly: HB6's and 7's are sometimes the best lays you'll ever have.
If you've read Roxana Shirazi's book 'The Last Living Slut' (supported by Style's publishing agency) you'd see that even rock stars take the less beautiful looking women for ONS because they have less inhibitions and are genuinely grateful for your dick.

Also, when it comes to spreading your seed - some chicks swollow, others don't. Like Freesh said, try no to get it in her hair, she won't be too pleased at that. If she's happy to drink your spunk, let her do so. If not then on her ass, breasts, stomach (or in her ass if she's into it) all good places - it really depends what positions you were doing her when the time to cum rolls by... Try not to cum inside her (if ever riding bareback), as much fun as ONS are - finding out you've become a dad 9months down the line is a kick in the teeth.

-Illusionist-

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Thanks guys for the input, I would just like to respond to some of the feedback...

Its been a week now since the big lay and its sunk in that Im not a virgin anymore. I dont really regret that it wasnt someone "special". I just regret that it wasnt someone hotter haha. Like she was decent, but sober I wouldnt have gone for it. I do try to hold myself to higher standards, and aim for 7s and up. But I did make that mistake of drinking too much. When I go out specifically to sarge I limit myself to 2 beers tops. But this was a drinking with the boys night and I over drank. So what happened, happened and I now have to live with the consequences...

So while my first lay wasnt great, I am very optimistic about the future. Im going off to college in about a month and im gonna set my heights high like you said PUA19. One thing I learned from Braddock's college game material is that a big key to college game is trying to get the hottest girl on campus first. Because if you can get the hottest girl, then everything below is available to you. Its almost impossible to work your way up in college, but its easier if you start at the top. So I will focus on sarging only the best now.

Conglomerations, your officially Superbad

keep these coming Fogell.

Liked the LR, nice one. Congrats and best of luck in the future.

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Optimistic?

congrats friend!

nxt time have a shot at the champ-ie:the hb blonde note that firing in only lowers your value if you do it wrong-usually nervously or drunkly.

g'luck

congrats friend!

nxt time have a shot at the champ-ie:the hb blonde note that firing in only lowers your value if you do it wrong-usually nervously or drunkly.

g'luck

Man this was the best lr i have read yet... hilarious!!!

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Man I just got my first blowjob last night when I was drunk as Hell. My whiskey dick didn't feel a thing.
I even broke up with her because I said "I think tonight was indicative that we have no chemistry, you'll make a guy lucky someday" lol! And this was AFTER she let me face fuck her, which did help Today I had to search online for this "whiskey dick" and I found this, because I seriously wondered if I was heartless or if detached sex always felt that bad.

That's some funny shit. Great post.

Good post, Fogell. CONGRATULATIONS

Thanks guys for the props...since getting to college a couple of months ago, I've barely had time to check out the forums, so its nice to see people are still reading this LR. Anyways, thanks again!

well done buddy. i bet it feels good to finally do it. hopefully i will soon too LOL

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