Quote:
HB: Why did you paint your nails black?
PUA: Cause if I painted them pink everyone would think I'm gay.
Check out Mystery's video where he passes all the shit tests from this one bitch. He totally crushes her "why are you wearing eyeliner" shit.
I personally find that I have better success when I stay away from saying things that make me think I don't want people to think I'm gay (except when I ask a girl for an opinion I might say "this doesn't make me look TOO gay, does it?

" ) just because you can get into some really fun interactions when you start joking about how certain aspects of your dress some people might think are gay. In this case I would go like this:
HB: Why did you paint your nails black?
Me: Because if I painted them pink it would clash with my [insert item of clothing].