How to write a DHV Story
I’ve seen some posts with guys asking people to rate their DHV stories so I thought I’d write some guidelines on how to do it or at least, how I do it.
Okay, you need to have more than one DHV story or routine, although you can easily get by without using a DHV story, it’s best to DHV in someway it can be with confidence, a game etc as long as you are confident in telling it and it’s interesting it can be used to DHV.
The main DHV Spikes to include are:
Leader of Men
Protector of loved ones
Pre-selection of other woman
Having a Strong frame
Emotional stimulation
Humour
Social intelligence also plays a large part in telling the story; don’t tell a story about having sex with ten women in row, unless the audience will enjoy the story. Just because it has all the DHV Spikes, if the story is not appropriate, it will not work.
So, how do we write a DHV story?
I am not going to give examples of stories that happened to me, because examples get turned into canned material.
The best way is to think of real story that happened to you. The best reason for choosing a real story is that you won’t be nervous when you tell it. Certain things happen to the body when we lie, sometimes we stutter, sweat, change our vocal tone and worst of all we know we are lying. She may also call you out on the story latter, or when she is in your social group at which point anyone could say “that never happened to him!”. It’s not worth running the risk. Lines, gambits and routines are not lies. However on a contradictory note, you can take some poetic licence with the story.
Write it out as you would say it, don’t worry about adding any DHV spikes at this point.
Example:
“So the other day I was out with a friend, and I saw that a cat was stuck in a tree. The owners were going to call the fire brigade so I said “you don’t need to do that” I found someone with a ladder and got the cat down for them”
Now that story is pretty lame, and needs juicing up.
DHV stories do not have to be long and do not have include every DHV spike, that why you have more than one DHV story. Which means you have more than one story to tell the group and more to talk about. Other DHV stories and routines can include other DHV spikes, if you can’t include them all in one story, don’t, use another story.
DHV version:
Any “Friends” are now girls.
PUA: So cats or dogs?
HER: I love Dogs!
PUA: I’m more of cat guy. That reminds me, get this.
Last week, I was walking Laura home, she’s a nurse as well, anyway this huge cat runs in front of us and she screams, so I naturally hug her, it’s so silly it was just a cat, I have no idea what it was chasing. And it runs up this tree, after Laura calmed down, the owners, or at least I thought they where the owners run out looking for the cat, I have to break the bad news that’s in the tree. Turns out they looking after the cat for some neighbours and were panicking because they didn’t know how to get this cat down, they where going to call the fire brigade, to me that seemed like a waste, so I went over and said to them, “look don’t worry I’ll get this sorted” they were some builders across the road went over asked to borrow a ladder and got the cat down. The woman started jumping, was a little to excited that I got this cat for her, might have been worth some money, should have kept it (smile slight-laugh).
PUA: Actually thinking about I think a prefer dogs, what shall we call ours.
Basically any story can be injected with DHV spikes.
The story is much better if its true it’s easier to write and adjust to the situation.
Now lets see some better DHV stories.
-Buz
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