Let's say you are talking to a girl that you know fairly well now. And you're having a good conversation, and she just randomly asks something like "When's the last time you masturbated?"

This girl is very sexual, and she seems to like asking a lot of awkward questions to answer.

I dont think thats a shit test, but i would answer back playfully -

"Jheez, now why would you want to know that? Maybe you like to fantasies about me? "

You may be able to try get her in bed with this by saying -

"No need to fantasies just ask "

But im not sure how well you know her, or anything, see what PUA's say

If she asks allot of awkward questions, she probably likes to see men quirm, and see what the response to it is.. it is kind of a Shit Test, but its not like she asked you if you watch porn...
i like it, thats the type of c&f thing i would say to but remember you need to say it in a playful tone

Haha i like the second one for sure.

You guys must have a pretty cool relationship if she is comfortable to ask you such a funny question. I kind of like being asked these weird questions and often get asked inappropriate questions-girls are just as bad as AFCs (average, frustrated, chicks). I’d do a little speech first

“I do get asked this question a lot- you know, but it’s usually by girls with brazillians, so there is no beating around the bush with you-is there? You have probably seen me out and noticed that I like to order fries with no salt-preferring to take that matter into my own hands (motioning a pinch of salt). Although, I consider myself a novice with a lot of growth potential- at times, when I’m at the dinner table (gesturing to her) people are begging me to pass the salt- What does salt have to do with it I hear you ask?(motioning a salt shaker motion). Well just so you know what you’re in for, unlike the average person, it’s not right... before sex.... and it’s not right... after sex” can you guess when?

Hopefully she says ‘during sex?’ –or something to do with sex

Then I’d say that gold line that straight up wrote about fantasising.

‘Now, that’s how the inexperienced have sex. They don’t bond with their partner to share in the climax. They just masturbate themselves in an object!’

She might ask ‘what does the salt have to do with it? What’s with the whole salt thing?’
‘assault? This is consensual’

Or she might ask about your expertise in this field

The speech thing not said with confidence might come across as being insecure about openness to sexuality or insecurities of what others perceive-probably look even more like a wanker. I just thought of it as an interlude to that quirky line. It’s probably best to say something short and sweet and move on

‘when’s the last time you facbooked me something I can work with?’

‘follow me on twitter I’m pretty sure I posted that there’

Or a little less generic
‘you mean when will be the last time I masturbate?’

‘Thanks for reminding me, I’ve got a lot of catching up to do, but I can’t help procrastinating with conversations about masturbation’

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good stuff gl