This was a while ago but I'm in a funny mood and thought Id post it. That and you should post the dumbest shit tests youv ever had here aswell. It makes a good laugh.
It was new years eve and i was on holday in Noosa QLD. I picked up this girl at a club called The Reef. I was only in the club about 15 mins when i approached her standing on her own. She was cold so I acted like i didnt notice for about 5 mins and then left. Went got a drink (in line for about 15 minutes) then thought ill go to the toilet. On the way I saw her and her friends sitting near the toilet entry. She was still cold so i avoided eye contact and gave her the bird opener (thanks mystery) on the way into the toilet. As I came out she was sitting there looking at the toilet entrance, we made eye contact and she returned the bird strait away. So I walked strait up to her in her group and said:
Me: Oh you'r waiting for me how cute
Her: Your an asshole
Me: No I'm not (sarcastic)
Her: Yes you are, Go away!
Me: Naww pumpkin!!! dont be like that (Smothered her in kisses)
Anyway this nicely opened the set. About an hour later we were 1 on 1 on a single seater lounge (her on my lap) making out. Note at this point we had discussed sleeping arangments ect and sex was just not gona happen anywhere but the beach (which wasnt likely and i wasnt to keen on anyway). She pulls back and says no more kissing. I'm like "yeah whatever" and went caveman on her. She's laughing kept going for abit then stop and "na seirousely no this time. No more kissing untill midnite." I thought ASD and said yeah sure. Then she says no actually make it 1am. Then I thought "bahaha shit test" said:
Me: na we agreed on 12
Her: well I'm changing it to 1
Back and forth for abit she was fucking determined to win. So I tought "its new years im not putting up wit this shit"
Me: Na you know what, this isnt working.
Her: what do you mean?
Me: I mean I enjoy a challenge but its new years and I'm just looking to get laid tonite and that sure aint gonna happen here so you can jump off my lap now.
Her: YOUR A FUCKING ASSHOLE!!! (gets up and slaps me across the face in front of a heap of people)
Me: "thinking; damn social proofs gone"
So I left the club and went somewhere else, picked up a sweedish tourist, we snuck into a hotel and i fucked her in the swimming pool.

Good times lol