I haven't wrote a field report in a while so i thought id do one .
Me and a few other friends organized an event on facebook to get as many friends out as possible. Before i knew it we had on average 50-70 people out all over town out.This was also going to be the first night that i will see my old
oneitis I feel like i ruined my chances with her a few months ago , so i ignored her for 3 months ( which is basically the pua refresh button)
I walk into the first venue ( a bar) and im talking to different groups of friends.
I then realized that someone had told me (sort of gf that ive k-closed a few times) that i was out and she took this as a chance to try and seal the deal ( i was getting bored of this girl as she was too shy to have a conversation with and shes moving away in 3 months so theirs no point in a relationship and at the moment i dont have the balls to say" No go away") Nevertheless i decided to game her again as it would be awkward if i just didnt talk to her ( all she ever does is laugh ... no talking
). She was being too boring so i left the venue to go and find different friends , I told her to meet me at this venue later (
this is where the fun starts)
I walk into the venue and my previous
oneitis a straight up 10 was there. I greeted everyone and then started singing the shots song as i made my way over to the bar in a Congo line. Upon reaching the bar a girl opens me by grabbing my surfer necklace .
me : wooooooo hands off the merchandie ( cheeky way)
girl : can i have it ?
me : errrrrrr no
me : I like your sandles ..... did you beat jesus up for them ?
her : eeeeeeeeeeee haha
her : whats your name ?
me : God
her : haha no seriously
me : ******
her : haha cool mine is *****
me: You dont bite do you ?
her : a little
me : :O well its a good job ive got my tetnis jab then isn't it
at this point their was a load of fluff talk and I just went with it , I commented on her accent ( a very posh one) she told me she was sent to a private school
me : so whos cash are you spending tonight then yours or daddys
her : haha ( then she leaned over to try and get one of my 3 shots of sambucca that she must of thought i bought her one )
me : wo wo wo woooooooo theese are mine , Im greedy, im a growing boy i need as much nutrients as possible
me : If you want a drink i will get the bartender to get you some glass water ( at this point she tried to stop me calling the bartender over )
I was getting all the right signs verbally even though i was being an arrogant prick because i thought she wanted my drinks so i continued with my normal routines.
I robbed one of her bracelets and she said give it back , i State earn it back and then she cornerd me and K-close. This is within 5 minutes ( my fastest time so far)
So i k-close her a few times in front of my friends including my oneitis .
She asked me for my necklace again and i just said " earn it
" and she replied with " Im planning on going to later
" . It was kindo of annoying k-closing her though because i had too keep checking my pockets too make sure she wasnt robbing me ( I live in the north we get like that sometimes)
At this point I get a text off that girl ( who wants to be my gf lets just call her emma ...... because thats her name) asking me if im at such and such venue and i just sent her to a different venue and told her id meet her there. I eventually parted with this girl ( whose name i have forgotten) because she got dragged out the venue by her friends ( my friend thinks she had a bf) I made my way over to X venue and met up with a load of other people. I found Emma and bring her away from her group over to a group of friends of mine and I dont know why but I started pinching her at her hips and brought her in closer and then k-closed her infront of a different group of friends.
Then some
Bitch started kicking me everytime i k-closed at first I didnt know who it was . Then some small fat girl ( who was with my friends) told me to go do what i was doing some where else I replied with
"Err how about No ?!" and continued k-closing
So she continued kicking me ( this bitch obviously hadnt had any sausage in a while ) So i kind of let it slide , she eventually stopped kicking me and then started on punching me in my back ( I mean come on really !! ) I didn't want to cause a fight so i just farted on her and left ( immature but i think she gets my point
)
At the end of the evening my oneitis walked past me and saw me k-closing Emma.Emma eventually went home and i went over to talk to my oneitis for a bit she was with a group of friends and she was doing some game that I did on her ages ago ( you kiss we kiss ) basically you try and make 2 girls kiss in exchange you say that you will kiss a lad ( which you obviously dont). I just stated how horny she must be and that she can get that sort of thing on the internet. She just laughed we fluffed for a bit but i couldn't be bothered gaming i was too tired and i didnt want to look like i just flirt with every girl. I stated i was leaving and she kissed me on the cheek and said it was really nice seeing you again , We should go out some time just you and me
So i didnt k-close my oneitis but i did manage to build a Hell of a lot of value and k-close 2 girls which is good enough for me.I didnt cheat on anyone although I still feel bad ..... but that's what she gets for not talking
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