Ok if it doesnt work for you, then I dont know lol... The hardest part for me in this learning process is the fact that I don't know how to respond to their responses when they say something I havent heard before (you will read about it soon lol)
OK so for some of my experiments, if you hit up a random girl (who you have on Facebook lets say or MSN or any instant messenger) and say:
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"Hey __insert name__ , i need your opinoin on something!?"
THAT IS NOT GOING TO WORK! (UNLESS ur good friends with her)
I dont know why but it doesnt lol.. Ok so then you gotta always open with:
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"i need a females opinoin on something"
I dont know why that works 100% of the time (so far lol) but random girls who I havent spoken to in so long respond to it! I guess its cause its a confident gesture
After they reply with anything (such as: "yeah?" or "what?") that means your in so hit them with this opener i tried:
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You: "You've watched Dark Knight right?"
HB: *most of the time will say yes*
You: "OK, so if you were Rachael, who would you decide to date: Harvey Dent or SPAM?"
HB: *says blah blah blah blah*
You: *then you make a cold read on what ever they say* (example: if they say "I rather choose SPAM because of the thrills", you can say "wow so I take it that your a girl who likes to be kept on their toes, no matter what kind of dangerous situations your partner encloses you with", etc. lmao)
HB: **most likely will reply to what you said maybe with like "yeah thats true (*responding to your cold read*) but blah blah blah blah" and they go on saying something**
Then heres the part that gets them:
What ever they say.. they might say ("Oh, yaeh definitely I like the thrills and the excitement that comes with SPAM so i dont know if a settled down life style would cut it for me"
You RESPOND to their comment with some cocky-funny why you guys cant be together:
So in resposne to what she said in the example, you go something like: "Yeah, thats why me and you would never work out... Ill be the boring stay at home husband, while you'll be looking for adventures somewhere else" or i dont know if thats a good examlpel but you get the idea"
They will certainly respond positive! Guaranteed... Heres an example convo:
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MrHottie: imma need your "female" opioion first
MrHottie: so basically.. in the dark knight
MrHottie: theres this girl named Rachael right
HB: LOl okay okay
MrHottie: and shes you know, a good looking, career driven woman... but theres only one thing really in the way of her:
MrHottie: she has to decide whether she wants to date SPAM... or Harvey Dent (a handsome, highly paid lawyer)
MrHottie: now if you were her, who would you pick? SPAM.. yes he'll protect you and you'll be rich out of your ass but then again, your life would be in danger cuz all his villians know that your his chick... or would you pick Harvey, and just live in a middle upperclass society with a steady job and everything you want?
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HB: well it depends... whose more loving;)
MrHottie: hmm lets assume their both equally loving
HB: then i would chose the Harvey Dent dude
HB: because i wouldnt wanna be involved with someone like SPAM
HB: and i would wanna live a normal life
HB: without having the fear of getting killed or having my husband killed
HB:
MrHottie: ahh okay so i take it that you're a girl who likes to stick to what she knows... something that is certain... you don't really value the "thrill" and "spontaenous" attributes of a relationship
MrHottie: you want consistancy!
HB: LOL whatteverrr you say
HB: like yes, i do like thrills and stuff. but not to THAT kinda extent
HB: plus, im pretty sure SPAM would be out there kicking ass and leaving me alone at home a majority of the time
MrHottie: true which is why me and you would never work cuz ill be too busy out there saving the world
MrHottie: but yeah interesting answer.... ur the first girl to choose harvey over SPAM
HB: awwwwww benny:( i wanted us to go far
HB: LOL
HB:
whyd people chose SPAM?
As you can see... for your "this is why we could never work out..." routine, its gotta be on point or else it wont work (yeah it failed one time but I just need a way to figure out a way to counteract all points)
Hope you guys enjoyed it!!
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