First: I do NOT recommend practicing game at the workplace, it is simply not worth losing your job over a dumb sexual harrassment issue.

Second: The above is exactly what I am going to do.


I am working in a female dominated generic office environment in England (9 to 5, data entry, ten girls to every guy, and there is only one other guy who is around my age -early 20s-) Slowly dying to the sound of commercial radio and keyboard tapping. I have been here for a month and only planning to be here for another 4 (I will be moving to Hong Kong) so lets have some fun.

What I have going for me: I am the most attractive guy in the office and tallest (not hard because like I said there is only one other young guy). I got the job because I am good friends with my managers husband, my manager is a 26 year old lady and so I already have great rapport with her, make her laugh, comfort her when she is sad, help her with her computer, ask about her kid (all can be perceived as me identifying with leadership even if I am not in a position of power myself). She flirts with me (jokingly of course) and has given me compliments infront of the rest of the team (all girls / women). DHV is almost taking care of itself.



Now I am working with a blank slate, because although I have been here for a month I have hardly spoken to anyone. Not rudely, I am friendly but just being calm and quiet. There is a HB9 sat behind me two feet away and I have barely said ten words to her since I started. People know very little about me, only that I am in a band, that I am in Paris this weekend, and a few other little DHV nuggets.


Now I am ready for an explosion of personality, next week I am going to walk in and be a totally different man, all talking joking flirting negging, high energy tornado of game. I want it to be so dramatic that it feels like they are meeting me for the first time. I want to be their ray of sunshine and for them to miss me when I am not here. I want to put all the PUA theory into action even if it gets me nowhere because frankly I need to do something to stop from slipping into a coma here.



If you have and tips, advice, or ideas you would like me to test then let me know and I will keep you updated. Otherwise stay tuned because if I do this right then it will at least be interesting!