*reads replys*
No, no, no, and no.
Search AMOG-Destroyers. The point when dealing with other guys is to prove your more socially intelligent than them to women by smoothly DLV'ing them into looking like tools or disarming them. In your case:
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hits me in the back of the head
You: Hey man, you know my rules! Look all you want, but touching costs extra! (implies they're gay)
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"damn man u need a haircut ur fuked up."
You: Actually, I do something with my hair. It's called a comb....*pause*...and shampoo. (Imply they're unhygenic)
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"those sandals dont match ur outfit."
You: Actually...they do. You see some of us have style and some...*pause, pinch their clothing* Well.... (Imply they have no fashion sense and show dominance by touchy them)