ok just a warning most of you are going to read this and think ..."dude are you dum its all right in-front of you" or have you jumping out of your chair .


how it all started.
at the age 18 i had glasses,short,skinny blue eyes, and big ass hearing aids. at that time i worked at McDonald as an maneger. i was this shy an good boy an nerd. never really talked much. one day i was taking a cab to work and the cab driver who is my best friend an big brother like kinda guy,one day he took the time and look at me saw that i was this lonely 18 year old virgin, right in the middle of rush hour he slam on his breaks an locked the doors , mean wile the other cars are freaking out like opera flashing her fat across the screen. he stared at me an took a deep breath, as i stare back thinking hes crazy, he finally started to talk he said " scott you need to be a man im tired of watching you fail everyday as i run you to work with no pride on your back" . i looked at him in confuse, he continued. " scott quit your job ,get a tattoo ,an holes in ur face an get some weight on your body, get a job full of girls, and if you don't do this ill force it on you". then he started the car an drove me to work.
the next day i gave my notice an got a part time job at timhortans and thanks to my roomate at the time another part time job at a local strip club, as an swamper. in that year i got contacts an smaller hearing aids. timhortans is were i got my nick name timbit. at the strip club im surrounded by girls ...but the problem .. too shy an scared to talk to any of them . so my boss took a stand .
one day i was cleaning, boss comes up to me told me we were going for a little trip. took me to the other side of the city. we showed up at a cafe shop an sat down. the waitress came up look at my boss smiled an look at me an asked my boss"is this him?" . he nod , "kid follow me" . i was confused. followed her to a door she told me to go up the stairs an turn right. so i did as i was ordered. i found a small room with a shower an a message table. i had no idea what was in-store for me. the door opens , there stood a smoking hot girl about 5,6 hot body green eyes,black hair. she smiles an tells me to get naked , so i did then she went down on me an fuck the crap out of me i lasted 10 min. after that day i owed my boss $250. it was my kick off to my sex life.
a year later i quit my job at timhortans an went full time at the strip club. there i became a bartender had sex with 4 girls.
year 3 had sex with 5 more girls an one girlfriend.
year 4 , 8 more girls an two girlfriends.
year 5 , 6 more girls an one girlfriend ....after been cheated on an used for drinks i crashed hard went back to 6 months with out sex. my boss got worried. i got promoted to maneger/bartender/company bitch. one day he took me to the house were the girls stay , took me to the down stairs apartment and looked at me an said "this is your new place you move in tomorrow you take care of stripper house". once moved in i was greeted with a random knock at my door found a girl in her braw an panties with pizza an beer an a movie. to this day i think my boss set it up but he denies it.
i was on a roll again , grew some clean shave facial hair , got a lip ring so i could look older did 3 girls an dated a girl for 2 months ....found her cheating on me. went down hill once again.
im a popular guy in the bar ,always greeted with hand shakes an shot an hugs from the hotties, i keep up with my style an told i smell good.
but now to pick up a girl i get shy an scared by the hot girls an always slide into the friend zone.
so now you have the picture of my life.
its now year 6 an im 23 years old blue eyes good in style, got a nick name "timbit" really well known in bar life. live underneath an in charge of stripper house. i have girls all over the place. and go to the gym so my body is fit.
but i hide down stairs . only talk if talked too. haven't had sex in 6 months . if my friend try hooking me up with a girl ... i freeze and fail.
so here are the questions
what do i need to do to do better and not crash an burn?
never be alone at night?
what am i doing wrong?
what do i need to work on ?
am i too nice? do i need to be an ass a lill?
my goal is to be this small city pickup artist an be able to train other guys in my area i not do it for money there are guys around me in desperate need. and find that right girl when time is right.
feel free to give me pointers.
thanks guys

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the timbit looks small and boring on the outside but a big shock of taste on the inside.

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the timbit looks small and boring on the outside but a big shock of taste on the inside.