Hey guys, I am creating an online profile where 25 questions need to be answered. As you know it's quite crucial to have some funny answers and not telling to much about your self to keep the girls phantasy and curiosity. I hope you can help me with your professional creativity to find the perfect answers for a perfect PUA profile. Here the questions:

1. How does your dream girs look like?
2. What's important in a relationship to you?
3. What's your zodiac sign?
4. How does your perfect holiday trip look like?
5. Whereupon/On what are you proud?
6. What brings me to laugh?
7. What does success mean to you?
8. What do you fear?
9. Are you religious? Do you believe in god?
10. What music do you like?
11. What are youn doing in your sparetime?
12. Can you cook?
13. What do you have for breakfast?
14. Do you like reading? What are you favorite books?
15. Do you like going to the cinema? What are you favorite movies?
16. What signify your parents to yourself?
17. What other people like about you?
18. What signify your friends to yourself?
19. For what would you risk your life?
20. What embarrass you?
21. What three things would you take with you to a lonely island?
22. Do you like animals?
23. How important is money to you?
24. Are you happy with your salary?
25. How would you explain your appearance to a blind person?

Q21: A boat, paddles and a compass that I can vanish as soon as possible? Loneliness is something for Robinson Crusoe but not for me.

(should convey that I am a social oriented person)

Q1- a body and a killer personality (should convey that you're not shallow and want personality)
Q5- Proud of being a man and my responsibilities (signifies Alpha)
Q7- Getting up after falling down (persistence and alpha)
Q8- Nothing
Q9 - Only if there's a cold beer waitin for me at the end of the rainbow
Q10 - Anything I can limbo to by the office watercooler
Q12- Yes but I'm a far better teacher, ask me how
Q13- Whoa whoa, not so fast, I just met you!
Q15- Sometimes. I like crime movies, like Ernest Goes to Jail. He's a thug.
Q17- My big feet. They say with big feet comes big socks, I think...
Q19 - Happiness
Q20- My talking goldfish...that sob...
Q21 - A map, a compass, and a plane ticket back
Q22- Depends on how they're cooked
Q23 - Yes
Q24 - I control my own destiny; therefore I control my own salary
Q25- Much easier than explaining it to a deaf person.

Thanks Brawndo - You defnintely have a few good ones Some other creative ideas from other users?