We all started somewhere. Anyone got stories of epic fails, cringe worthy or embarrassing moments when first starting out?

AKA. Neil Strauss - The Game:
When hes laying in the bathtub naked of these girls house and doesnt know what to do next so he calls Mystery but ends up just laying in there in the tub for over an hour. bahaha

When I first started I just over negged girls. One girl said I was the rudest guy shes ever met. She was a backpacker coming to visit australia and I remember pointing out her hair regrowth and saying "how did they let you through customs" (I didnt know how to neg.. although that last one wasnt too bad i thought! ) basically line after line was a neg...
Poor girl!!

Another time a girl was really sad for some reason.. (cat couldve died, who knows) But I kept hitting on her, and she asked me to leave, but i thought I would look more alpha male if I held my ground and stayed and told her to leave instead. She ended up crying and her friends called me a jerk, before I finally left. haha cringggeee

One more time was when i was really drunk and i brought a girl home from a nightclub who was equally drunk. For some reason I took her back to my friends house. I was too drunk to get wood so I said I was going to the bathroom but instead just left her lying naked in my friends bed and went home. hahaha. My friend said it was a very awkward morning for him. hahaha

Share your stories!!!!!!!!!

After coming back on a bus from London an indian girl was sitting next to me. She didnt speak english but after some smiling and stuff I had my hand down her pants. The lights came on the bus but she remained totally still (weird girl). After they went off again the first english she said to me "You want to marry me?" ... wtf.. "You marry me in glasgow?" I havent felt so awkward in my entire life.

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I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me. ~Winston Churchill

I pulled a 38 yo hb10 last year, i was 21, me and the security guard went back to hers, she wanted to be double penned so went right to the bedroom. We were all naked and playing, i fingered her and made her squirt buckets over the other guy haha, he obviousley had no idea what it was or how to do it, so i taught this grown man how to make a woman squirt lol. He couldnt get hard, probably out of embarrasment, so he ended up going home so i fucked her doggy and made her cum about 7 times. The next day i found her on fb and we met up again, went straight to bed.. Have any of u heard about those diet pills that make ur poop oily and a little uncontrollable? Well apparently she was takimg them. After a few minutes i started pounding her doggy style so fucking hard, and what i can only describe as an oily stream of shit came shooting out of her ass and covered my cock, my belly and her sheets.. She was completely unaware of what had happed and i was close to blowing my wad inside her tight shitty vagina, so i just closed my eyes, held my breath and banged away to cumpletion. Hahahaha

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Its not the size that counts, its her ability to suck it!

shut the fuck up

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"...so it goes"

lmfao ^^

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~California Love~!