so i went out into town with my friends and got talking to a group of trendy hot girls outside the club whilst we were all smoking. i'm a 6 i think, but had on a nice mod style grey blazer, pair of skinny black jeans and a blue polo shirt. all tight and fitted in a hipster kind of way. cute hb7 in the group asks what i'm all dressed up for. i say "well, can't a guy just look good? girls go out all dressed up, can't a guy do the same?" this got their interest, and got a conversation going. i identified the hb9 as my target, negged her with the "oh, you just spit in my eye" bit. she was really apologetic. turns out they're all 18 y/o and doing their a-levels. told them i'm 28 and they were all suprised, said i looked younger. hb9 starts shit testing me, asking were i usually go out, DHV by telling them that my ex-girlfriend is the bar manager in the coolest/trendiest bar in town (bullshit, been once or twice) and lets me in whenever, gets me free drinks.
go inside with them, start joking around, asking how they know each other, make them dhv for me by asking what they do/what they're int,/where they hang out while looking unimpressed, but still jokey and playful. tell some funny stories, mention that i've travelled a lot (true, i've been clubbing in paris, berlin and london). start a little push and pull and kino with the hb9, diss all the "chavvy, boring" guys that come up to her that she whines about. position myself as a sophisticated, savvy guy who's seen it all. she gives me the puppy dog eyes as we're outside for another smoke, keep up a posh, laid back voice the whole time.
after a an hour of this (don't even know where my friends are, but they understand, lol) we go outside (just me and her) for a cigarette, and start passionately kissing. go back inside for a while and she mentions she loves to smoke weed. i tell her she can come back to mine for a spliff if she wants and we gets the night bus back to my place. have a slightly drunken, cozy shag, nothing too athletic, lol. and i'm lying there thinking "shit, this stuff really works!" haha.
taking her out for a drink next week, dunno what her parents think about some guy ten years older... but fuck it, even if i never see her again, it's all experience.
CHAT