These are all pretty similar..here they are.

1. HB: Do you think you're cool or something?

2. HB: Haha You're cool(said sarcastically)

3. HB: Haha that was funny(said sarcastically after a joke)

How do I respond to these? -BTW I'm a noob AFC. My first post too!

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ok so ur a noob
these are some annoying shit tests and i understand ur trouble with them
these kind of tests will fade as u get more natural with ur jokes and material
i would say u need to work on ur delivery of whatever ur getting these replies to - or get some new material...
BUT
she's being a bitch - personally - she better be and HB9-10 for me to even continue the conversation - i hate girls that are bitches for no reason -huge turnoff- not my kind of person - i enjoy friendly positive people
so I would call her out on that
ME: I dont have to think, it comes naturally (c/f smile)? what about u - are you always this cold to people you dont know? Just with that comment i bet i already know a lot about u. Wait. Have u ever done the cube test b4 etc etc etc. (make sure throughout this reply u dont give her time to cut you short.
The idea is to retort and then move quickly into a DHV or routine unphased by her bitchy shit test
this is a statement not a question so it's easier. You can choose to ignore it and change threads to try a new routine etc. to get her to lose the attitude
or confront her on it somewhat like above.
Statement - i prefere to ignore and go into a DHV story.
Depending on what ur joke was etc
'yeah i was over my neice's (cousin's, sister's, etc.'s) house and she just randomly told me that - i was like what? SHE is so cool tho - the other day we..... blablabla

gl

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ACE

Ace has a lot of good tips there, so take note. There are many ways to handle these situations, it all depends on what style you have and what works best for you. Personally, i think cocky funny works because you can become much more personable if you have the ability to make fun of yourself, a lot of people say that takes true confidence. It works for me because i am more laid back, confident and just go with the flow.

Ace takes a more serious approach, but it's more routine, which makes it easier to reproduce each time this occurs. cocky funny requires a little more improv and boldness each time, so if you're new at this and are working on sticking to routines and getting patterns, i'd have to agree with ace, because his way is much more anylitical and strategic, therefore easier to think of solutions before hand and keep them in the back of your head.

good luck,

PB

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Thanks for the help guys. I appreciate it.

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Guy: "Ha! Oh hell yeah, but apparently I'm not the coldest one in the room..." (Raise one eyebrow slightly, not exaggeratedly)
Guy: "Really? You should write that one down, it's pure gold."

Or

Guy: "Thank you, thank you. I'm here all night. Try the veal."

You know you can ignore the shit test and keep going, but here's how I would respond:

1) "No, I just think YOU need a jacket."

2) "Oh really? I don't believe it."

3) "You must find EVERYTHING funny, then."

These don't sound much like shit tests. More like just pure hostility. You shouldn't hang around to be insulted and simply move on.

Megasalex and Hengman's are good, main thing is to disarm the girl, make her validate herself e.g. if she's with friends turn to them and go "is she always like this?" and sigh and then crack a smile, maybe engage someone else in conversation, punish her for trying to insult you, make her want to chase you.

1. HB: Do you think you're cool or something?

Id buy into this one and say "cool as a polar bears toenails" and then flex in a funny cocky way

2. HB: Haha You're cool(said sarcastically)

Do i detect a little hostility :O , you owe me some flowers mr - will smith

3. HB: Haha that was funny(said sarcastically after a joke)

You should learn to laugh more , or atleast smile otherwise your going to get more unhappy wrinkles

or if thats too mean

"cheap gag but it entertains me "