Alright, this thread inspired me to clean up my list. I just categorized mine and added most from above so I can pull the best one as the situation warrants. Thinking thru this it seems that it will be more effective to mix up the names (some playful/positive ones after harsh ones) than to just use constant negging ones. Do you agree? I also tried to arrange in order of what I can most see myself using.
I particularly like ones that are negative/positive in one ala Dorkaliscious or Slutmuffin. Anybody have some others?
UPDATE: I collected from a bunch of other threads on the site and compiled below:
Traditional/AFC – avoid using
• Cutie
• Sexy
• Beautiful, gorgeous, hottie
• Sweetheart (need right tone - 50’s), Sweetie
• Girl/Girlie
• Chica
• Seniorita
• Babe/baby
Traditional/Positive but more original
• My dear (easy to say ironically, invokes Clark Gable?)
• Kitty/Kitty Kat
• Muffin
• Cherry lips
• Doll
• Lady
• Missy
• Princess
• Doll face
• Sexy lady
• Sunshine
• Barbie
• Sweets, Sweetness
• Sugar/Shuga
• Bella
• Smiles
• Kid/kiddo
• Pudding
• Cinderella
• Pocahontas
• Sleeping Beauty
• Any other Disney Princess
• Bombshell
• Heartbreaker
• Girly girl
• Buttercup
• Dimples
• Sweet lips
• Red/Blondie
• Poptart
• Luv
• Hun
• Ka-bebe
• No my Darlin
Playful
• Trouble maker
• Slinky – you’re completely useless but would be fun to roll you down the stairs
• Double trouble (for two girls)
• Punk
• Punkie Brewster
• Brat
• Playa
• Jail Bait
• Pest
• Freakazoid
• Rebel
• Party Girl/Party Animal
• Dorkaliscious
• Sexy bitch
• Special Ed/Short Bus
• Toots
• Speedy/Turbo - when they tend to be at a really high energy level
• In a set: Girl1, Girl2, Girl3. Let them compete for girl 1 "well thats your current ranking, if you behave you might just be girl1 within a few minutes"
• Sparky (Calm down sparky)
• "I had a dog once called sparky, and you remind me of her. She was so cute (insert stories about dog here, both good and about how sad it was when she passed, if you want to use the pattern for it's worth).... she used to eat my underwear, so I'm not sure I should invite you to my place." ... I'm sure you can make up a ton of fun stories or similes to the dog. Make the dog really lovable, and throw in some weird behavior, so it's not entirely complimentary. Like make the dog incontinent or something
Negging
• Dork/Nerd
• Weirdo
• Goofball
• Dorkface
• Eskimo (for girls who bundle up); tease her about clubbing baby seals
• Knucklehead
• Loser
• Loserface
• Butthead
• If short - Oompa Loompa OR Booster Seat LOL!!
• Braces - Metalface
• Maneater
• Manhater
• Jerkerella
• Hall monitor
• Clumsy
• Slacker
• Lamer
• Band geek
Slightly Sexual
• Sleeping Booty
• Booty pie
• Bootiful
• Sweet cheeks
• Temptress
• Vixen
• Naughty Bunny
• Naughty
• Honey legs
• Cheeks
• Sugar tits
• Ass snatcher
• Pickle lover
• Asstastic
Overtly Sexual
• Cumzilla
• Cum Bucket/Cum Dumpster
• Cock lover
• Boo boo kitty fuck
Ballzy
• Slutmuffin (awesome!)/Slutbag/Slut-zilla/Slutpuppy
• Skeez
• Butter face
Animal - Find something unique about girl and apply it to an animal
• Monkey
• Squirrel girl
• Kittie
• Dolphin
• Tiger – “Easy Tiger”
• Tigress
For Cock Block
• Ice queen
• Ball squasher
• Cruella
• Tell her you didn't recognize her without the "Flying monkeys!(Like in the Wizard of OZ)
Other
• Underworld Princess
• Houdini
