*Cock a grin* "Cuz you like it"

"I want a guy that can last in bed"

Another IOI, if she asks you that you need to get the hell out of there and get that HB naked quick.


Good? Hah i'll change your life.


So what makes me so special?

This could be one of two things. First, you may have conveyed to much interest on her during opening, second, she's really asking for it.

1st : "Special? I don't think I recall nominating you for the Global Peace Prize..."
OR

2nd : Let me see... *give her a good sexy look into her eye, gently pull her closer start kissing and making out*.

Ok... il keep it going.

Just one thing, Shit like:

"I want a guy that can last in bed"

"Are you horny right now...?"
and
"how many girls hawe you slept with"
etc.

Is an IoI, Yes.

But

When she starts asking these questions, the thoght of having sex whit you HAVE crost her mind.. And she ask these questions to se (like all shit tests) if you are comfterble in the situation.

Example.

Hb: So...how many girls hawe you slept with ?

AfC: Ermm.. i dont know...why do you ask.

Bam, u are akting uncomfterble, and you have faild a Shit Test.!
And u may have lost a f-close


New shit test..


Hb: Here, Can you take a foto off me and my friends.

*Take camera and snap a photo of yourself*
"I'd autograph your camera, but I don't have a pen on me."

Or

*Give camera to some other AFC and put yourself in the middle of their picture*
"Seemed like your party needed a lil more life to it."

Shit Test: "My friend is coming to pick me up soon..."

Great! One less person trying and failing to seduce me!



HB: You're weird.

(very confident /cocky / smiling!!!)

That's MY shit test . I don't like chicks that like 'ordinary' (or boring) (or same old) shit. I your probably like boring stuff, like losers taking you to the movies and buying you popcorn.



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Why are you wearing sunglasses indoors (at night/ in the club)?

"The guy's bald head behind you is blinding me. Wait! I think he's perfect for you, lets pick him up, I'll be your wing!"

(bleh! I don't think its that good but meh)

SHIT TEST:
"So, you're cupid now?"

If you mean a small fat baby with wings then yes, would you like to see my arrow?

HB: "are you one of those guys who has to compensate because he has a small willy?"

Me: Actually quite the opposite I have a rare case of olmesartan pyogenes.

HB: whats that? (confused look)

Me: Its a condition that causes the penis to grow uncontrollably, fortunately I'm on medication to decrease the size... I was getting complaints.

make sure you practice the name if you ever try that lol...



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Shit test:

"Who do you think you are talking to me like that"

"(smiling) Sorry I'm schitzophrenic...........(serious) No I'm not!"


SHIT TEST: Nice hairdo, are you in a boyband or something?

Me: Yep, always nice to meet a fan. il call you Groupie nr 1004..



HB: I think my friend rly likes you, Do you think she´s hot ?

[quote="n0ah"]Me: Yep, always nice to meet a fan. il call you Groupie nr 1004..

Sorry that I can't reply to your shit test question I just wanted to post how f*king awesome that line is!

"Oh Em Jeez is that uR job? Coz you should quit."(playfully)


shit test:

"Did Mystery teach you that neg?"

At first you can act like you don't know what she's talking about, until she explains what "The Pickup Artist on VH1" is. Then you can go into this:

PUA: Do you think he's the first person to speak those words or something? You know what I hate, how people assume you're being fake when you're just being yourself, is that how you think of me?

HB: I'm so sorry, blah blah blah

there's different variations of that, word for word that's not how i would say it but you guys get the point. oooh that reminds me, when people give you "lines" to use, such as negs and such... make it become natural with you. so you don't need to use the EXACT words, use your own vocabulary, unless you like their choice words, etc.... but it's all up to you.

next shit test: (lets start using shit tests where girls want to leave instantly, those are sometimes tricky)

HB: I'm meeting my friends, but it was nice meeting you anyway...

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by Casual (Age 20, Upcoming PUA)