After reading up on here, and a few other forums, and listening to a TWO HOUR audio seminar from RealSocialDynamic's Tyler, I bucked up the confidence (Stupidity*) to try and make up my own routine.
Be warned, the following opener led to a couple dates, and on the third date, I fucked her.

Hehe. Enjoy.
My name is Gareth by the way
Gareth: "Josh man, im going for it"
Josh: "Dude are you SERIOUS?"
Gareth: "Fuck you, least Ive got the bottle."
Josh: "Its your funeral"
Gareth: "And you're OBVIOUSLY threatened right now

"
Josh: "You read too much of your psycological bulshit."
Gareth: "If its bulshit, why does it WORK you prat."
Josh: "Pfft. Fine, go embarrass yourself."
Gareth: "Ive got ten quid rightt here that says I get her number"
Josh: "No fucking way man, no fucking way, You are ON."
*Gareth wanders up to Sarah, shes waiting for a bus*
Gareth: Hey, could I ask where you got that awesome belt?
Sarah: Sure!

I got it from Blue Bannana (Its a pretty awesome clothes shop near where I live)
Gareth: Hehe, yeah, that's awesome. See - I never find decent stuff when I go there, you should help me out
Sarah: Nothing wrong there
*She touches hair, by this point im like, Pfft. ten quid in MY pocket todays*
Gareth: Well why dont you come back to my place and have a look through my stuff, I'm terrible! Comeon, youve gotta help me out.

A girl like you looks like she knows her style *wink*
Sarah: *Smiles massively* Hey, well, im free this weekend, how about you give me your number and Ill call you.
Gareth: Sure!

I look forward to it. Hey, I didnt catch your name?
Sarah: My names sarah. Heres my number *gives number, like im going to put it up here*
Gareth: awesome, hey my friends waiting for me, but Ill see you round

Sarah: *Smiles massively*
---- Fin ----
Either your smooth, good-looking, or she's easy. I don't know anything other tahn what you told me so I can't really make a conclusion. What was she like a HB7 or 8?
Comments, critisisms? Advice? ANYTHING? - I am new to this - my friend got me interested in PUA like two nights ago, so this is a massive jump for me :')