| So I use my powers of awesomeness for evil.
Polish chick on Monday, I didn't use any chat up lines or ice breakers or fancy parlour tricks, we danced, went back to mine had a drink and ended up in bed.
Tuesday was one of my fuck buddies an Irish chick, basically bumped into each other in town and headed to a party, stole their weed and fucked in their toilet, I was trying to take a piss but she followed me in.
Wednesday was a date with a tarot card reader, her ability to see into the future didn't warn her that I am a cunt, went to three locations so she felt like she had been on three dates, she invited me back to hers and if I am honest it felt like she was playing me, teaching me how to play some strange native American flute. I ran out there early in the morning as I had a job interview.
Thursday I pretty much slept and studied for an exam I have tomorrow.
Friday I went out with some mates, bumped into a chick I know through some friends, she wanted to dance, we danced, got invited back to her mate’s house for a party. Party turned out to be everyone going to sleep. So we went to bed.
All of this is done using no fancy three letter abbreviations or parlour tricks, I just talk to chicks and dance with them, how can I up my game?
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