Here's two cool little routines for you fellow magnum men out there to much easier close. Generally when anybody goes to a party they bring a condom of course, right?

I've closed multiple times when i was in school in AZ on both of these. It rarely fails if you do it properly. if you don't do it properly then you just look like an asshole.. no harm no foul right

For this first routine, being confident but also nonchalant is key

ROUTINE #1
What you do is while you're in the kino stages (or even before if you think you can pull it off wit the HB) you have your wing come and ask you for a condom. it should run something like the following

WING: hey dude, i hate to bother you but do you have a condom i can have?
YOU: sure man, here you go (pulls out magnum)
WING: oh, thanks man but I'll go ask somebody else. I can't use those. umm... Enjoy your evening. (and briskly walks away)

This will elicit quite a grin and quite a few IOIs just about every time if you do it right. It won't work on every girl but if you can read women at all it shouldn't be a problem.

About 30 seconds to a minute after you go take a bathroom break or excuse yourself to let her ponder it. when you come back you can tell her that your friends are leaving and you'd like to continue the conversation further. She'll generally either talk you out of it or give you a definite lay date.

This is great because you had a guy totally make a total tool of himself (in her eyes at least) in front of you and you just showed alpha male status by being the bigger man

ROUTINE #2
This routine is great and pulls even more AMOG and DHV because it involves the people surrounding you as well.

At any party there's the guys with huge egos and the like at bars and parties that for no apparent reason decide to insult the size of your cock. You all know what i'm talking about and it's probably happened to just about all of you. When somebody insults you in this manner you immediately go off in the following. This one takes quite a bit more precision than confidence. then again, if you have a wing that'll play the douche you can pull that off too

DOUCHE: insults your manhood
YOU: do you have a condom on you (sternly)
DOUCHE: yeah, of course
YOU: pull it out
DOUCHE: what?
YOU: pull out your condom
DOUCHE: ok... pulls out condom
YOU: pulls out the gold wrapper
here's the part where it can get tricky.. if they pull out one too you can tell them "welcome to the club man".. or something else C&F. if they pull out anything regular sized then you respond with "next time you might want to think twice before insulting somebody's manhood little one."

This one will immediately AMOG even an AFC because it generally gathers spectators for you because you just told off a guy (in my case generally always with at least 3-4 inches and 50 pounds on me) and made him walk away with his tail between his legs. women will start giving you IOIs and you'll have the pick of the litter.

Just make sure you don't get into a fight unless you're looking for one.. if that happens and you don't want to fight the best response is "look man, you just insulted my manhood and now you're mad because it backfired.. let it go" and walk away. And yeah, this one works too.


I want field reports if anybody succeeds with this

so wtf are you supposed to say when she finally sees your average size penis? seems kinda deceptive...

well you can only use this if you actually use the gold labels.. hence the title.

lol darn, better luck next life for me i guess