From: Tempz (View Profile)
Subject: subject Sent Date: 5/10/2010 2:19:34 PM




Dear Random Girl,

After a brief and rigorous overview of your profile, I have already married and divorced you in my mind. Thanks for all the wonderful memories.

With love,
Your ex-hubby

P.S. I'm totally keeping the beach house in Hawaii.


From: *B (View Profile)
Subject: RE:subject Sent Date: 5/10/2010 2:21:48 PM





lol that was pretty clever ;p made me laugh!


From: Tempz (View Profile)
Subject: RE:RE:subject Sent Date: 5/10/2010 2:27:41 PM


Oh, totally.

And as I recall we divorced because I walked in on you with our Latino pool boy Pablo. After which, I obviously had to let him go.


From: *B (View Profile)
Subject: RE:RE:RE:subject Sent Date: 5/10/2010 2:28:38 PM



what can i say hahahah it was the man thong and tan skin lmfao
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From: Tempz (View Profile)
Subject: RE:RE:RE:RE:subject Sent Date: 5/10/2010 2:38:33 PM


But, see what you didn't know is I had already gotten my revenge by seducing your bride's maid on the night before our wedding.

I guess it never really worked out because we are just too much alike.





... and then I got a read/no reply while she's still active online.

Where any guidance as to where I strayed? I'm not seeing it... harsh criticism encouraged.

There's no call-to-action in that message. Besides, that last text is pretty aggressive. You've already made her (1)respond to your message and (2)laugh
so no need to make her laugh more without asking her to qualify herself. Ask her if she is a good cook or have her qualify herself some other way.

You can't go with these openers and never ask questions. Usually with girls on these sites, I'm looking for an easy way out if things are getting stale and in your case if you're not asking anything, she's probably just going to move on. Sometimes they'll go about asking you a question, but usually that won't happen.

Moral: Always ask something in the end so you can keep things going.

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Yeah, you definitely dragged that on too long. You got the laugh, then you should've moved on.

Okay, great. I have a better understanding on where to go from here. Thanks, guys.