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So there is this girl at my school that Ive been text gaming for about a week, strictly text, no other communication.
It's not "text gaming", it's just texting...
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We made a plan of making out together and I told her that I don't want a relationship. (she's only been with 1 guy and isn't a whore). So today came the day to makeout.
I didn't even read the rest yet, and I already knew you were doomed to fuck up.
Why?
You PLANNED a make out session, which means you were THINKING. Dummy.
If you think, you're not acting.
Likewise, if you act, you're not thinking.
Acting generates results
Thinking generates thinking.
Choose your team.
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We went to the mall and walked around. We went to her car to makeout and I froze up!
Told you so.
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I didn't know what to do!
Cause you were thinking.
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I never kissed a girl that I didn't like as more than a makeout partner.
Shut up and stop thinking.
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We talked and I kept THINKING in my head how to make it natural.
AHAHAHAH!!!! I CAUGHT YOU!!! LOLZ!
You see, it's all clear now...your brain is your worst enemy.
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I took her arm and gnawed the inside of the elbow.
Wow. You actually went from thinking to not thinking in a moment's notice.
...Impressive. No, seriously. Don't THINK about why it is, but REALIZE and ACCEPT why that was damn cool.
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I asked if it turned her on and she said it did.
You probably don't even realize WHY that worked. =p
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So I followed up with grabbing a fist full of hair and pulling it back, biting her neck. (I learned it from one of mysterys videos). We then kissed.
She was dog horny by now. Heh.
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Now the girl I was with was very conservative. NO SEX OR ANYTHING CLOSE.
Yeah, conservative...
...conservativeLY SLUTTY!!! =p!
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I pulled her on top of me and she didn't want to do that.
Shit test.
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So I acted like I was done kissing.
Passed Shit Test.
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So she wanted more and crawled on top. We made out and I touched her nerve endings juuust right.
Good MOMENT you were having.
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I tried touching her pussy, but she swatted it away.
Shit test.
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I said oops and acted like it was an accident.
Decent Pass for Shit Test
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I managed to get her shirt halfway up. But I ended up with NO pussy, just some mediocre kissing. She wasn't even good!
You gave up too soon. She's a conservative; more effort.
FAIL.
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I'm not kissing her again. It was a waste of effort, but oh well.
You're thinking again.
Shut up.
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Good luck everyone else and I hope you enjoyed the report. Next time I'm getting pussy!
STOP THINKING! Stop IT! There is no next time, only NOW.
As of NOW, maximize your situation.