ok im going to go into a long rant here but if you manage to read through all my moaning then you will understand that i have good to reason to be extremley pissed off

ok so here what happins me and my buds head into the city for a sat night out we find ourselfs a club i really like the vibe in this club its target rich and the music isnt deafining like most clubs

so me and my bud pay into the place the chick you pay your money was pretty hot but she was a hired gun and i didnt think i was ready for a challenge like that yet so moved on and head to the bar to get drinks

while at the bar this mad old ladie is trying to dance with me i think she was trying to be funny or something who knows anyway im always trying to build social proof when im in clubs so i entertain the old ladies antics and befriend her we get our drinks and move on and find ourselfs a table

soon as we sit down i have to make a phone call so i go outside the club make my call and look around outside for potential targets there wasn't any at this point but there was a few guys around so i decided to befriend them for later

build my social proof in the venue and you never know they might be with some hot girls inside the place

anyway i befriend about 3 or 4 guys while im outside smoking and then she walks out the hired gun from pay in part of the club

she had come out for a smoke break i know i had very little time to work here and to be honest my confidense with hired guns isnt all there yet but i thought to myself might as well try and fail least you tried and its experience for yourself i told myself

now i was expecting to get blowing out pretty quickly here but the exact opposite happind this girl was really out going and we hit it off she was showing tons of IOI's so i knew she was attractted to me and she goes on to mention that she finishes at 1 am because the club stops admissions at this point and she's staying for a drink afterwards and if im still here she will come get a drink with me and my friends

so she heads back in as her breaks over and i return to my buds and there looking bored and depressed so im like " come on man cheer up and enjoy yourselfs this is going to be a good night " it wasn't for happining though they didnt have any interest in enjoying themselfs im like fuck it am not letting this ruin my night

so i buy a round of shots and try and pump up there moods there wasn't any give in them no matter how i tried to get them pump up there moods weren't shifting so i decide to go get girls hopefully this get's them going so i notice a two set right next to our table to HB 9's one of which had the best set of tits i think i have ever seen on a normal girl anyway i open with " me and him (pointing at my friend ) were having a debate " this get the girls attention and what does my bud do here

well the stupid fucking retard looks at me confused and goes " no we weren't "
i could not believe his fucking stupidity serious i was lost for fucking words at this
the girls just look at me weird and walked off

but at the end of the day he's my bud so i forgive him and we both go outside for a smoke i see a two set out here i open them expecting my bud to try and join in and have some fun he dosen't bother he just move further away and when i call him over to come join he just turns his back on me

now i was starting to get a little pissed off here i was trying my best to make this a good night have some fun but they were acting like social retards

this happined a few more time's i would open set's and try and get them in on the fun but they would just walk away or completey blank the girls

one time my friend clearly had a HB 7 hitting on him and i told him i could tell the girl was attracted but he wasn't for listening and kept trying to eject back to his corner but the girl kept a firm grip on him for a while before i think her pride kicked in and she realised that she was showing way to much interest and was getting nothing in return and let him return to the corner meanwhile i was entertaining the rest of the group

so i notice them again sitting there looking like depressed chodes

i tell them to grab the drinks and head upstairs we get up there

and one of the guys i befriended earlier is in a massive set there was about 12 of them so i head in and tell my bud's to follow

i get over there reopen the guy and i notice my target a HB9 and then i also noticed my bud's didnt listen to a word i said they just walked off to the other side of the room and stood in the corner like chodes with there beers up at there chest

so i thought aw screw it man let them do whatever there no turning this night around for them they have no interest in having a good time

so im in this massive set and somehow i dont know how this happined to be fair but somehow we ended up separated from the group and now in a 4 set with me my target the guy i befriended earlier and the targets friend

and straight away one thing become's obivious the target is more interested in the guy i befriended and here friend a HB 6 was trying to cling onto me as her man for the night i was like fuck that i dont want the 6 i want the 9 so i just keep gaming the 9 and slowly but surely she was starting to become attracted to near the point she was basically ignoring the guy i befriended earlier and giving me all the attention but soon as i start to get into this her friends come steal her away and she says bye as her and all her friends are now heading to another club

so i needed to find another set i notice my two chodes still standing over in the corner looking like they have just come from a funeral and they start moaning at me and saying shit like " stop walking away and talking to randomers " and stop disapearing " shit like that so after this little argument to keep them happy we find a table and i sit there and just drink myself into oblivion with them and listen to how there " so bored " and " this place is shit " " i want to go home " blah blah they kept on for ages before i decide to go for a piss and try and calm myself down because my anger was really building at this point

and on my way back i notice a 3 set i open them and again i try to include my buds but they ignore me like there embarrased by me and dont even so much as look at the girls i cant take anymore so i just walk outside for a smoke to calm down as am on the verge of exploding i get outside and i spot a really good set it was a 4 set

one really high HB9 about 9.7 IMO and another lower but still HB9 a HB7 and a gay guy

so i open them and there a fun high energy group im hitting it off with the group as a whole am having a real good time with them the target is super hot and a really cool girl

i end up with this glow dummy i bought as a prop and the target wants it bad she's pulling and pawing at it am fighting her off but eventually i let her have it she pulls it straight out my mouth and pops it right into her's i know its on with this girl

so i pull them back inside and introduce my friends again i wasn't expecting much to be honest but to my suprise one of my bud was semi social and kind of joined conversation the other one just went and sat in the corner by himself

so everythings going great am having lots of fun but my bud starts to complain he dosent like the venue and is moaning that it sucks and wants to leave so after awhile i give in and arrange a bounce with the group i was with we finish our drinks i go get corner boy and tell him we're leaving

and we head to the next venue i wasn't to bothered i was having a great time with my target and next thing i notice corner bud is nowere to be seen i call him up no answer did i mention the target was all over me at this point couldnt keep her hands off me kept climbing onto my back and jumping onto literally hand to be grabing and holding me in someway every 2 seconds well i thought id mention this so you guys would realise why even now when im writing this hours after its been and gone I STILL FEEL LIKE GOING FUCKING MENTAL !!!!!!!

ok so now what corner boy hasn't left the club with the rest of us he must have decided to keep the table company and my other bud oh well he now has found a whole list of other thing's to moan about " it's cold " " were we going " " lets hurry up and find a club soon this is shit " and a whole list of other things to moan about

besides this he wasn't even interacting with the group anymore so what do i do i decide that im going to have to go get my bud from the old club and i would leave bud 2 here in hopes he could keep the set down until i got back

so i run back to the club and there's my bud just sitting there drinking and talking to this guy am like dude we left age's ago and he said that he didnt even notice

trust me he noticed i told him we were leaving turns out the guy he was with now was a friend from work and as we were leaving the guy bought him a drink and he wasn't for leaving until he finished it

now i had just left a social retard with a group of party girls i didnt see much hope of him keeping them down but to my suprise he managed maybe they liked his moaning i dont know

anyway i cant even talk about this set just now its pissing me off too much so am skipping the rest it didnt end badly but it did end about 15 mins later my bud's were on top set destroying form so i go to take the targets number my buds had walked away from the set at this point and my 0 and 6 button was not working on my phone so i quickly just gave her my number and ran after my friends

i was going to go on and tell you about more things they did some which i really think they did deliberate to annoy me but i cant even talk about it anymore im really that pissed off at them

basically we got kicked out the next club early because one of the set i opened well a few moments before i opened it one of the guys who was part of the set had just bottled someone unfornutly for me i had no idea that the bouncers were on there way to kick this set out the club until they were draging me out aswell

this field report has missing parts mostly because im so pissed that if i write them i will go out and kill someone but feel free to ask ? and comment on this horrible night

Usually, out of times of great frustration, come the most fruitful of learning moments.
The way clubs should be...ALWAYS! =p.
A girl bouncer? Heh.
Yeah, don't mess with hired guns during their duty. Money before makeout.
Good man. Be social with EVERYONE.
Wise travelling on the path of justice.
Good moves.
Or even if it's just them, hot girls will look anyway. I've seen it, I've been there. Be a friend, get a friend.
Window of opportunity, aisle 1.
GOOD MAN!
Feel the fear, go for it anyway.
Well done so far.
Everything is going clockwork.
They're busy thinking. Thinking causes misery. I learned that the hard way.
Don't let them drag you down. If anything, do you. If they bitch and maim you, dump them.
...this is where you fucked up.
If your friends were being punk negative bitches, they're gonna bring YOU down, and the girls will sense that, and assume your a negative hellpit too.
Don't ever talk to your friend again. Get rid of his stupid ass. That fucking moron.
He's cut loose.
Like I said, cut him loose, OR, don't take him clubbing; keep him as the home friend. What a fucking sad sally.
You lost.
You got mad. It's your friends fault. He fucked you up, cause he fucked himself up.

Negativity is an infectuous parasite; it can be transmitted as fast as the flu. Stay away from thinkers and negative fucktards. (I should know, I was one for a good part of my life, then I wasn't. Har har.)
Blame your stupid friend.
Dude, he's a negative pile of elephant shit. NO GIRL can pull him out of his funk. You can throw a naked hooker on him, and he'll throw her off. NEVER TAKE HIM OUT AGAIN. Fuck that asshole.
Never go out with them again. YOU, SIR, are the good man. YOU did good. Get new "social" friends.

No, you should have ABANDONED them, and join your NEW, GOOD buddies.
Never hang out with those chodes again.
Exactly. Fuck those sad saps. Let them rot in their own prison; little do they realize they hold the key to exit.
Yay!
Hey, shit happens.
YOU did a fucking great job.

Remember, time limits are imposed. Random deviations occur by the millisecond. Enjoy the MOMENT, not the person.
Dude, you should have cracked their skulls man.
Fucking assholes. Vibe killing pirate vultures!!!!

They're gonna fuck you up man. Dump them fools.
Man, you were on a roll
But your "buds" killed you man. The fuck did they care?
Assholes. Dump their asses.
Heh.
YOU GOT IT!
Cmon man, you're gold.
GOODY GOOD!
NOOO. My lord. Fuck those "friends" of yours
They're fucking weak shits bro. Weak shits.
Man I really hate your fucking friends.
Fucking downers.
Fuck him bro. Let him die or go home. He's not your responsibility.
If you keep worrying about him, YOU'LL die, as well as him.

Fuck that jackass. Let him rot. LET HIM ROTTTTT!!!!
If this was "lord of the flies", he'd be Piggy: Killed and eaten by the other tribe members.

Screw him.
WHY? Fuck him.
Fucking loser piece of shit.
I'd have cracked a chair over his head.
Ok. He has another friend to go. I don't know why you went out of your way for this fucktard, but hey.
No, social association got him results.
He mooched off your work. Lucky.

...perhaps work on other guy, but corner guy; eliminate him.
I'm pissed off too! Your friends are fucking assholes.
Don't even bother; I'ma tell you what to do now, and from now on soon.
Violence hurts.
Don't bother posting the rest; it's unneccessary.

1)Dump your stupid friends
2)Make friends with the good guys you met that day
3)Dump your stupid negative prick friends.

And rejoice; you're doing good.

u could have made that into such a grate night.i mean u could have had like 15 lays that night.sounds like u just need better wingmen.lol love the(confused no we wernt dude?)lol...ull have better nights.ure game was tight tho

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Well it wasn't the easiest thing to read but I rather enjoyed it, and Runes comments were both amusing and spot on. You need to dump you're friends man or at least keep them at home, I've had this problem on occasion sometimes they can just be plain assholes who only know how to talk to new people by trying to put their friends aka me or my other mates down to build themselves up.

My solution wasn't that difficult since I'm at University, when I go out I generally have several different social groups I can switch to at the same venue, but you seem like a cool guy, its just your mates who are dragging ass.

Cut them loose and party with new/other friends and you'll do way better.

Yeah, exactly agree with these guys.

I had a shit night recently and again it was chodes bringing me down.

Fight the good fight Mista M and don't go sarging with these dudes

While your "corner buddies" were definitely not helping you out, I have to commend you....you looked out for your buds and didn't dump them. "Bros before hoes."

Next time, I would definitely leave them at home though. This coming from a reformed Choade.

thanks for the reply guys rune rather enjoyed your post you made me laugh at the situation usually anytime before i read i looked back on that night with pure anger and disgust but you have me laughing at it now

im going to spend sometime over the next couple of weeks expanding my social circle right now its rather limited i wasnt the social outgoing guy that i have become sinse discovering this stuff

my buds are good guys there just idiots and socially retarded but when looking back on the situation its made me realise just how much i have evolved as a person what i realised today that once i was the exact same type of person as them those corner buds one time i was those guys they have been my main social group for 15 years

it was like i have had an epiphany of just how far i have grown over the last few months and how far i have come with this stuff the game has changed my life for the better

Yeah, I have some best friends and they are best friends for life. But when it comes to pick-up I don't even try. They are total chodes in that respect.

With a chode, you have to slowly introduce them to PUA and start with very basic PUA training. Sounds like what you were trying to do was too advanced for them and probably made them feel uncomfortable. Either you gotta be patient and slowly bring them into pick-up, or you have to find friends who are in the same level as you.

i have told them about the game but they have no interest one of them has shown some slight interest so i will try make him my prioty wingman and ease him into this gently