This will be posted in the opener and the neg section.

I am letting my life slip away at the moment and going out gaming far too much, but at least it gives me some funny stories to tell you all!

As I mentioned before, my friends know nothing about this community,they just think that I have the chat of a used car salesman! and I actually like it this way as i think it makes my game much stronger and my inner game is sky high at the moment, because I DO feel superior to my social group of naturals in this aspect of my life. 

Anyway...

I was offered my drinks all night by the lads if I can get this one girls number. I was offered this because she was extremely hot (in a barbie doll kinda way) and EVERYONE in the place was checking the two-set out. They looked the part and I thought bitch shield was gonna be a HUGE problem  

I went to their side if the bar and waited my turn. Kinda...

My chosen leisure time spent outside of pua is based a lot around sutuational awareness, and I think it's been an awesome skill to supplement what we aspire to do.

I went to the bar and waited my turn along there next to the guy next to them. He had just been served so was carrying 4 bottles to his pals I guess, but it meant that I got next to them completely under the radar (well under THEIR radar, the guy leaving patted me on the back!) they was busy ordering so I chuckled to myself loud enough for them to hear   

I actually Opened with a situational/neg opener, "your going to have to let me borrow that wig of yours, because he's not going to serve me with that taking all the attention" perfectly straight peroxide hair...

They actually responded perfectly and called the barman over, blondie put her arm around me and told the barman that I was her friend and I was next! Good start...

I shan't bore you with the fluff talk but she then asked me if I liked her hair. My response was to tell her that it was nice and straight (small neg). Then I went into negging her about the hair, nails, boobs and "probably nose too". 

Her comeback to me is now going to be my follow on to nines and tens in the future.

"even my eyelashes! Everything about me is fake. If you rattled me it would all snap off!" awesome!

I got her number, got my drinks paid for all night (albeit I was only on  water), and serious kudos with my mates. More importantly I also got two new routines. My opener and HER neg follow on

Have fun!     

your neg-opener is most impressive mate,
will have to give it a whirl next time i'm out.

very good for this situation

Nice opener, humourous!