Ok so let me begin i begun the day experimenting with day game which to be fair to myself i suck at it but i will get better with time and practice anyway it was also my sisters birthday weekend last night and we had a large group of friends going into town to celebrate now by far this has been my best night infield if this was a school test i would have got an A+
My sister being a girl and her friends took forever to get ready so me and my two buds agreed to meet them out and the 3 of us left and got into the club real early this specific club is a bar during the day and club at night so we got there around 7 the place wasnt really that busy so me and my buds got ourselfs a sofa to chill on
now i know i have previously stated im no longer going to drink infield but this was my little sisters 18th i was out for one hell of a good time and to be honest i wasnt really caring that much about results and practice i just wanted to chill lay back and have a good night with my boys and my sister obivious i was still going to practice but i just wasnt caring about the results which is rare for me
now i finally understand how good it is when your not outcome dependant
so anyway back to the main point me and my buds were sitting chilling out having a few drinks and i started talking about pick up my bud is a huge doubter of the game he's a non beleaver
me : honestly once you have this stuff done you can have your pick of women any girl you want you can have her with practice
bud : thats bullshit either they want you or they dont its a numbers game
me : nah im telling you dude give me a year with this stuff and i i will have the skills to have any women
bud : (laughing ) so what you learned so far then ? why dont you demonstrate for us ?
i was up for a good time and this would have been good fun so i say ok fuck it lets mess about pick one ?
my bud points out this chick she's about an HB8 shes got blonde hair and just a little sorter than me really skinny chick though only bad point about the girl this girl was just standing at the bar trying to chat up the barman she had been there awhile i noticed her earlier
so i walks up to the bar and order myself a drink and the thing here was the bar was still a bar at this point quiet music not that busy and the target she opened me with a fucking NEG i cant mind exactly what she said but it was a pretty smart comment about my bunny ears i paid £4 for my ears and nobody puts my ears in a corner
Me : ( i said this in confident sacastic funny tone )
That coming from the girl whos stood at the bar all night by herself trying to snag the barman
the target knew i was right and was in the know about what she was upto she reacted in a kinda shy way and just laughed and stole my bunny ears and put them on
Me : they look better on me you just dont have the cute bunny look going for you
HB8 : (laughing) omg your so mean
btw did i mention this chicks kinda of little tipsy
Me : nah ... ( i put my hand or her shoulder ) i just tell it like it is
she play hits me on the arm and then asks my name i make her guess a few times before i tell her
shes giving me some IOI's asked my name playing with her hair touching me shit like that
HB8 : im emma
at this point i decide to mess with her some more and tell her name aint a cool one and that im giving her a new one she agrees but only if she can give me a new name aswell shes give me a shit new name so as punishment i grab the bunny ears off her and put them on and say
" im the cute bunny your the ugly bunny "
shes like noooooooooo and she engages me in an epic battle over the bunny ears it was a struggle but eventually i engage victorious still wearing the bunny ears
i tease her some more for being weak then i notice our drinks are both empty
i turn to the barman and ask for a vodka and coke and then look at her and say " ugly bunny whatca drinkn ? " she wants a jack dee and coke i like this i dont know too many women who drink whiskey anyway i reward her with a compliment
" respect i like that a woman who knows how to drink ( i put my first up for a pound and she pounds me )
and then as the barman brings our drinks over she steals the ears back i normaly would have tried to fight her for my ears get more kino in but i was to busy thinking the barman might want to add extra flavor to my drink sinse i stole his chick
anyway we get our drinks and we get some good banter going and get a real conversation going its good am enjoyn it and then my sister arrives so i tell ugly bunny im going to go catch up with my sis and that we myt chat later if she behaves
now im going to trying explain my mind set here it was different than usual maybe im growing into this stuff but i honestly did not give a shit about the outcome with this girl win lose i didnt care she was there for my entertainment this was my world and my reality she was in my world
this is kind of hard to explain but it was like this was my tv show im the main character no one else matters there just there if they dont like it they can leave the show at anytime however this time next week the next episode in the series is still going to air as normal
anyway i get back to my sister and my buds and my sisters brought a new friend along another HB8 so shes next on my hitlist
Me : ( to my sister then look at the chick ) where you find the stray ? ( i said this in joking tone )
my sister laughs and the target replys ill stray you ya cunt ( she was half serious i think
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anyway i sit down and the target sits right next to me my bud disapears on his phone he does this alot his girlfriend is a possive bitch and he needs to check in reguraly so i use this to get the conversation going between me and the target
Me : there he goes again thats him away to check in he's allowed off his leash tonight that guys a shadow of his former self that bitch ruined him i mean what would you do if you had a bf like that ?
the target replys and we get into a debate and a long discussion about it before i decide i need to go outside for a smoke
while im outside i see a HB7 and her pet monster friend i think she brings along to scare the boys away
anyway i open them with " do you know what i love about this place "
fattie and the HB : what ?
i go into a long speech about the SPAM and the people and what makes the place such a great club and let them get plenty input and discuss it with me
anyway i notice the girls werent from glasgow turned out they where from ireland they were over in scotland for a hen night and me and the target get into a good chat about travel and meeting new people and the like meanwhile the fat one is begging me to buy her a rose im kinda just trying to ignore the fat one trying blank her out but i realise by doing this i lose the target so i turn to the fat little fucker and tell her
" well it should really be you buying me a rose sinse am such an awesum guy "
she obivious dosent want to buy me a rose so she starts on about how its the guys job to romance a woman it was on the tip off my tongue to tell her very politley that indeed it may be the job of a man to romance a woman but she was infact not a woman but rather fat little monster possibly an irish relation to the penquin villian from SPAM but no as close as i got to it i decided her friend was kinda cute and wanted to chat more with her so i ignored the little fat one some more
it was clear the target was into me as i kinda just blanked the monster from then on and the target did the same
anyway she decides she wants to introduce me to her friends so she takes me and introduces me to them this was a large group and plenty targets for my friends to choice from so i spend a little bit of time entertaining the group gaining value and then go bring my buds round and introduce them to the girls
anyway me and my buds just start to vibe with the group and the hen starts talking to me shes really drunk she tells me her name for the forth or fifth time and i say
" OMG !!! i cant even talk to you anymore " and turn slightly away
and shes like " how what is it what is it ? "
i cant even remember where i picked this routine up but it worked a treat the hen laughed her ass off when i ran it
" well my first girlfriends name was lucy ..... i was 5 .. and she was 6
the hen is like " awwww" ( in a aw that cute way )
me : yeah i have always went for older woman
HEN laughs her ass off for a bit and me my target and the hen go out for a smoke this time though the monster stayd with the group this brought me lots of joy
while we were outside i do some mysterys esp and magic trick routines on the target and the hen
then i notice my phone and i have two missed calls from my bud so we go back inside to find him i ask my other bud if he's seen him he hadnt i kept trying to phone but it was going straight to voicemail i tell my target im going to find him i will catch up with her later as im walking away one the girls in group tells me he went away to another bar with his target as she thought she left her coat there
so im thinking aww please dont tell me he's went to this bar and got into a fight and i have missed his calls so i ask where the bar was and the girl was like " i cant explain where its at " but the hen says she will take a walk over and show me where the bar is
so me and the hen start walking over to the bar i want to make sure my buds ok and she wants to make sure hers is also ok
so next thing we get a good bit away from the club where her friends still where and the two of us are messing about am pushing her into things for fun and
we come across one of these street musicians he's playing some good music jimi hendix style and me and the hen stop and dancing in the street like idiots it was fun
and next thing the Hen k-closes me im like WTF !!! This chicks getting married next week
and after it we start to walk again and i decide not to bring the kiss up again but she does shes like " this is basically my last night of freedom i have to live a little "
btw we are still trying to find the bar where our friends are at and im starting to think this chick dosent even know where this bar is she basically just came with me so she could enjoy her last night of freedom with me anyway we keep walking and my phone rings its my bud
he had went home his girlfriend called him back to get on his leash so we head back to the club and when we get near the Hen asks me not say nothing about what happined to anyone i tell her its our secret
so we get back into the club and are back with her group and i notice sinse we got back the Hen has kinda been avoiding me and dragging her friends away from me i guess she got guilty so i decided fuck it and ejected from the set and went back to my sisters hot friend
and by this point we were both blitzed and ended up on the dance floor and we barley even spoke just got really sexual in the dancing and my sister comes over and asks me to come help her get drinks so while am at the bar with my sister i notice this blonde HB7 so i approach her and ask " boy and girl get to the bar at the same time who gets served first ? "
she replys " whoever has the best tits and thats me "
her friend looks at her totaly shocked and goes AMY !!!!!
Me : OMG your name is not amy i cant even talk to you anymore
basically used the same routine on this girl as before first girlfriend when i was 5 one
she loved it and high fived me she asks me if i want to dance im in a pure happy party mode so am like fuck it yeah lets go i totaly forget about my sister and the drinks and move to onto the dance floor with the chick we dance for a bit and then i take the chick to a quiet lounge type area upstair where i met the first chick of the night earlier while i was chilling with my buds
so we go up and get a couple of drinks she buys i take this an IOI we sit on one of the sofa's
i do some of mysterys routines on her and then i find out she is a biology teacher and decide to mess and tease her some as i did chemistry in school which was way more awesum than biology also got some teases in on how she was frog murderer
anyway this chick starts giving me IOI's left right and center she playing with her hair touching me every chance and when she wasnt do these she was giving her straw a handjob which also lead to some quality teasing
so im kino escalting with her and her arms are around my kneck and i remember mystery saying after awhile its like a 6th sense you just know its a feeling shes ready to be kissed tyler durden explains it better
TD said that after awhile of doing this stuff its like you become like neo in the matrix you can see thing differently you see the glitches
and thats the way i felt last night like i had a 6th sense i mean the girls i were talking to i knew when they were attacted it wasnt thinking ok now i think there attracted now move on next phase it was like i just knew they where attracted i knew when they where ready for the kiss i wasnt just guessing anymore i actually had gained a 6 sense for this stuff
i remember one girl later on in the night i was gaming and she told me she was onyl in glasgow for one night and that she was staying at a hotel near by
now call me big headed but something inside me i knew shes giving me logistics for sex basically shes telling me i want sex from you and i have a sex location or maybe im going insane with all this stuff
anyway back to my biology teacher i knew she was ready for the kiss so i kept leaning in like i was going to kiss her and then just as she was about to go for me id stop a pull back and i kept this up for a few mins trying to see if i could get her to come the full way on her own but i couldnt not that good yet so i went for it we kissed for a bit and then got back to talking again we sat and i vibed with her on the sofa and then my sister comes running in my other bud was being arressted i was WTF happined i got outside and theres my bud getting put in the back of a poilce van i ask the police what happined and they said that he charged at the bouncers
now i know my bud and this is unlike him so i asked the bouncers why he done it and the bouncers said they found drugs under the table he was sitting at and when they kicked him out he came running at them so my bud got arrested and im in the club with my sister and her friends and i decide back onto the hot friend of my sister again and i game her for awhile i moved to new sets through out the night but im not going to go into them all because this field report is way to long already
so all in all i only had one bad set the whole night and i will fill you in on my last set of the night which i would say was my best set so far
the club was closing and we were all outside waiting on a taxi to get us home and i went to a kebab shop for some munchies i got back to my group and i notice this HB9 and shes dressed real sexy i mean she had dirty girl wrote all over her and i wanted to play
so theres these two foreign guys with her and there asking her to go to there house for a drink she cleary dosent want to go and shes just rejecting them saying she cant and all that shit they offer to pay her taxi and it this point i decide they foreign guys are my in point
ME: (to the foreign guys ) yo ill come home with you i you give me alcohol and pay my taxi and besides am way prettier than her
the target starts to laugh and i think im freaking the foreign guys out because they can tell if am joking or not
HB9: there take this guy home he will go with you
me : yep and i wont touch you unless you want me to ( i wink at the foreign guy as i say this )
the two guys now think im creepy and eject meanwhile the target is in fits of laughter
me : you scared my love interest away your such a bitch ( in a jokey tone )
HB9: they were more into me anyway
me : what you trying to steal my man ?
i get up in her face and go " id kick your ass in a fight shortstuff " she was kinda small
HB9 (laughing) im like a little pitbull when i start so dont mess
me : aw your so small and cute i couldnt beat you
HB9: aw thanks you kinda cute too
me : i ment in a little sister type of way stop trying to hit on me
she laughs and steals a bit of my kebab
me: omg you steal my man and now my fucking kebab what else do you want from me women
shes laughing and her mouths open and she half way through eating
me : (pointing at her mouth ) HAAAA SEAFOOD !!!
after this we chat for a bit and vibe and mess about and we joke about her trying to steal my man and how she scared my future lovers away and that now she has to make it up to me
she gives me a ciggerette i tell her thats not good enough she lights it and then i push her away and i tease her that shes trying to buy my affection
now she says to me
HB9: i think you fancy me
me: no ..... you want me .... your attracted to me
after this i push her up against the wall she dosent say anything our eyes were locked our eye contact was intense and without breaking it i cupped my hands underneath her chin i knew she was ready for the kiss but i wanted to drag it out to make it that more intense and just as i was leaning in our lips were about a centimetre apart and my sister grabed and talk about ruinin the moment shes like Taxi !!!!!
so a look at the chick the moment is gone and i say to her awkwell maybe next time later punk and as i go to walk away
HB9 : do you want my number ?
i would have taken it but my batterie in my phone had died
me : my batteries dead your out of luck ( i flashed my phone at her to show it was out )
HB9 : well whats your number then
me: i dont know it wait there i will ask my sister to give it to you
i turn round and my sisters half way down the street now im not chasing after her to get my number fuck that
me : i dont know wheres she went
HB9s friend : writes your number down on a piece a paper for him
HB9 : do you have a pen and a bit of paper
me : ( in a sacarstic tone ) yeah i always carry a pen and a notepad around with me
anyway i had to go because my sisters hot friend had started draging me away saying hurry up the taxis waiting
even though i never got the HB9s number it was awesum that she tried so hard to give me hers and trying keep in contact
gave me a shit load of a confidense boost and the best part was my sisters hot friend saw another hot girl basically beg to stay in touch with me the end of the night could have got any better
theres alot more to this field report but its far far to long already and im tired of writing it out
basically am hoping that last night wasnt just a one of fluke and that its just a sign of me getting better and growing with this stuff guess i have to wait until next week to see that though but i felt great i felt like the man
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