One of my favourites: Hey! you've got really nice/beatuiful eyes! (lean forward with your hand towards her face) Can I touch them?

Another one (from Jonny Bravo): Did anybody ever tell you (small pause) I! have beautiful eyes?

you: Haven't we met before?
girl: Don't think so
you: I remember, I saw you in my dreams

'Hey nice shoes, wanna fuck?'

you: Don't think I need an opener
girl: Why?
you: You're so hot you already broke the ice.

you: You like lord of the rings don't you?
girl: Yes why?
you: Well you even look like an orc when you go out.
or
girl: WHAT? No!
you: Then why the hell do you look like an orc?

'Hi, your place or mine?'

and of course: 'Don't I know you?'

favourites ive pulled with...

"holy shit that outfit is horrible take it off right now" -stolen from euro trip

"if u feel from heaven u hit the ground hard face first by the look of it" (yes this actually worked she hit me and i made such a over react to the hit she got worried n started saying sorry so i went na just kidding and stood up again and she playfully hit me saying asshole and we started chatting )

and my final favourite...

*the middle finger* i gave a women the middle finger across a bar we hooked eyes she stuck her finger back at me giggled and i twisted my head for her to come over and she did (F closed her two days later )

XD Maybe possibly might work for me, with the right mindset.

"I just wanted to let you know that I would totally buy you a drink. But I'm broke. If I had money I'd buy you a drink. But I dont. so... I'm not going to. I just wanted to let you know that."

Used this once at a restaurant to a 3 set across the room. They ended up taking me and my 2 friends to the bar and getting us shit faced. Number close only but hey! Free booze!

=)

"can i buy you a drink?"

You have beautiful eyes. Are they contacts?

I like your dress. My mom has the exact same one.

I like your hair. It reminds me of the 80's. I love the 80's.

Her: "What do you do?"
You: "I process donated clothes for Goodwill. By the way, your outfit looks awfully familiar."

I've done this contest before, the rules were a bit different.

Rule 1. You get physical contact made to you , everyone drinks and someone buys yours if you want one.
Rule 2. Get a number and you drink free all night. (everyone buys yours)
Rule 3. You only get cussed at or a back turned you drink and buy your own.
Rule 4. You get conversation and no number then everyone but you drinks.
Rule 5. Mess up the line and you have to do 2 more.

The object was pretty much to get slapped and me and my friends only did this in other cities far away from our hometown.


Oh and your friends have to give you the line to use, and you have to make it worse, but we had really really bad ones.

eg.
Hi, can I smell your ass? ...... Oh that must be your feet then.
I had to come talk to you, I never have had the chance to talk to a real crack whore.

Of course someone usually just made you do the embassasing ones that didn't always get a full rejection.
eg.
Hi, I crapped my pants earlier and cleaned up, but my friends won't tell me if it's still showing.

There was a neg line that actually got a number once I may never forget.
You look like you must at least have a great personality.

Have fun with it, we did, and it really helped to make getting rejected more funny then scary.

haha what a contest.

But here is a pick up line what I think is the worst of all.

Hey you're fucking ugly, but you're lucky, I'm not picky.

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It was dark, I was drunk, and i thought it was you.

Hello, is your father a gardener? No? so why are you such a flower?

Get in the van.

I LoL'ed


here's one "are you Michael Jackson's duaghter? cause i also want to rape you".

Well my friend, this one can be awesome.

Watch the first 5 minutes of episode 21, season 1 from the sitcom How I Met Your Mother, Barney takes this pick up line to a whole new level.

It's gonna be legen... wait for it..








For the guys who are too lazy to look it up, here's how it goes. Maybe you change your mind after this

"(Barney approaches a woman)"
Barney: "Excuse me, has anyone ever told you" (pauses suddenly)
Barney: "Oh My God!"
Girl: "What?"
Barney: "Call an ambulance!"
Girl: "What's going on?"
Barney: "J-just try not to speak, here, sit down. Just don't talk, don't talk."
(Barney seats her at a table and sits across from her)
Waitress: "Is she OK?"
Barney: "(to waitress)" "I'm serious, call 911!"
Gril: "What's wrong, what's the matter?"
Barney: "(to girl)" "Shh, Shh, just don't move, don't move, just try, here, have some water." "(to waitress)" "Water!"
(Waitress brings a glass of water)
Barney: "(to girl)" "Here, drink this."
(Barney then pulls out a flashlight and starts checking her eye)
(Paramedics arrive)
Barney: "(to paramedics)" "Oh, thank God you're here!"
Girl: "(slightly furious tone)" "What is going on?"
Barney: "I think there might be some internal bleeding, probably some, some fractures, and we gotta get her to the hospital."
Girl: "What are you talking about?"
Barney: "(to girl)" "You've had a terrible fall."
Girl: "No, I haven't."
Barney: "(to girl)" "Really? Because I could swear you fell straight out of Heaven, Angel! Ding!"
(Barney winks at her, the girl has a confused and surprised look on her face)
Barney: "(starting chant out of the side of his mouth)" "Give him your number! What? Give him your number!"
(The whole bar joins in, she laughs and gives him her number)

The paramedics (which were actually actors) and the waitress were in on it.









..DARY!

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My fav is, "My father used to beat me, can I have your number?" haha

SO theirs this guy I know , hes off his face naturally and when hes been drinking alcohol and taking other substances he gets really really fxcked up . Any who He was outside a stripper joint at closing and one of the strippers came out . He fancied her alot and he was being deadly serious when he said this ..... Trust me .

Retarded guy Aye girl !

Retarded guy Girl!

Retarded guy Oi girl !!!!
Retarded guy I want to shag your shitty ass

Yeah not even I want to shag your ass , I want to shag your " shitty " ass

He thought it would work . That my friends is the worst pick up line in the world