Why are all you dumbasses saying shit like, "Yeah I'm gay, but I would change my mind for you." ; "No I'm not gay, but let me act gay so you continue to remain confused." -"Random insult"

It is a pretty straight forward question. If any of you tards want to know how to answer this question, Brad Pitt in Meet Joe Black. When asked if he was gay, want to know the response?

"No" -*smile* How hard is that for you people? Easiest shit test to pass, and for some reason yall are turning it into some type of complicated situation that has nothing to do with you. Even the one guy saying the word "fabulous" and striking a pose like a faggot. Yeah, now she REALLY doesn't think you're gay...just in the closet.

your insecurities are showing...

for that dude to say the fabulous line and strike a pose would be a great way to display personality and humor sense(as well as all the other responses) IMO which is much better than a plain old "no"

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que sara sare, LET THAT SHIT RIDE

Im not gay, just very handsome.

This is exactly what I do, i fucking love it if girls think I'm gay just because you can get away with a lot more. And after that you make fun of her for you believing you were actually gay haha

i agree with jackb, seductive and serious is better than social and funny.

i want to know why you're constantly being asked this, though?

any details on how you 'game'?

i think this would rely on how your personality and game style is, if your "suave" than no, but if your a "lovable goof" than yes

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que sara sare, LET THAT SHIT RIDE

Yeahhh*disapointment* i'm sorry that you're not my type *smirk and look at her*

I would just say, No but I am very comfortable with my sexuality.

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Just Like Chess I know the Rules-- And I bet I Checkmate her in like 4 moves--Trey Songz
Not Every girl is going to be instantly attracted to you it is what you do that makes them attracted to you.

her: are you gay?
me: no i'm a Homo

her: are you gay?
me: no. why, who've you being talking to.. steve? ignore him he's a lying bitch

HB: I thought you were gay.
Ezo: For you baby I could be... you are a guy arent you?

HB: I thought you were gay.
Ezo: I get that a lot it must be because I suck cock in public, gotta stop doing that.

HB: I thought you were gay.
Ezo: SO you were wrong, thats ok better luck next time.

HB: I thought you were gay.
Ezo: I thought you were a girl.

HB: I thought you were gay.
Ezo: I am.

HB: I thought you were gay.
Ezo: I am not.

HB: I thought you were gay.
Ezo: My favourite color is ice cream.


So you see it doesnt matter. What is it with all these hangups about gays. So she tells you that you look gay, big deal, who cares?!?

The best way to remain alpha is to not treat it like its a big deal. It isnt really.

I was out tonight and a guy I know were coming over to where I had a photoshoot session with 3 hot girls. Kissing and shit. So this guy said (I actually know him but he was trying to AMOG me): Hey man I like your outfit, if I were gay I would be attracted to you. I answer, yeah, of course, even though youre straight you are still attracted, hell I am attracted to me. I had the girls all laughing.
Later he wanted a picture like mine and ask why the girls didnt kiss him. Guy: Hey but you kissed Ezo! Why not me.
I just leaned over and smiled: Because I am so damn attractive man!
Obviously he couldnt help laughing and we were all sharing the joke. Still I remained alpha.

So whats the big problem. You can just treat it like a joke or whatever, just show that you dont really care. Thats the way an alpha male deals with it.

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I'm not trying to be a dick Ezo, but you're being a Pick Up Snob in my opinion.

bbardot: you just reminded me about porn

I used the opener from the game,modified of course.

HB:Are u gay?
ME:If I wasn't,you'll so be mine (with a cocky smirk on my face)

Her face lit up and she was all over me for the remainder of the night.

How you take this has alot to do with your frame and inner game.If you know your not gay then it does not matter what she think's especially if your making out with her by the end of the night.Remember attraction is not a choice.

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There is no such thing as failure only learning lesson's, and in life class is always in session.

I had an H8 ask me this the other night "are you gay?"

The only reason I think she threw that neg test at me is because at the beginning of the night she came and sat next to me at the bar with a friend, instantly I avoided her and started looking away as if she didn't catch my eye (she did though, she was a cutie).

H8: buy us a drink.
me: no...i'm not that easy, tell you what, if you go on stage an sing a song (karoeke night) I'll get you a drink
H8: i don't trust you, buy us a drink first
me: look at me, (pause...stare into her eyes) do I look like someone who would lie to you

she's quiet for a moment and turns away to talk to her friend

10min later she's on stage singing some song with her friend, afterwards she comes back,

H8: so where's my drink (I haven't moved from my seat this whole time...)
me: oh thats right I owe you a drink, promise is a promise..

the whole time I'm playing it cool and coy...I buy a drink and I start negging her about how her singing was okay..and how she didn't know how to drink because she kept making a face everytime she took a sip...

so here comes my shit test..

H8: whats wrong with you are you gay? you're gay huh?
me: (staring at her) yeah you got me...I'm a sooo gay
I love big fat cock...that guy next to you is so hot
H8: (she looks over to him) eww...no he's not
me: come on let's go pick up on some guys

now I flipped the tables on her...first she ask me if I'm gay...now I have her telling me

H8: your not gay?
me:yes I am, I'm so gay you don't even turn me on...(in a playful way)
I think you're ugly
H8: you're not gay...you're lying
me: okay if I wasn't gay this would turn me on...( i reach over and grab her, put my arms around her and kiss her on the lips..I quickly pull away..)

me: yeah that didn't do anything for me (with a smile) I'm gay...

she looks at me with a smile...leans in and gives me a quick kiss

H8: you are not gay....i like you

after that she was totally into to me...giving me kisses throughout the night

I was so stoked how much game I had...unfortunately I didn't close. That didn't let me down though...

NOW I need to work on my closing!!

Any closing suggestions???

I’d be like-“I knew it! You’re into gays? That’s cool though, if you’re into gays then I’m definitely not gay. But, if you’re not into gays, which I seriously doubt you are, then you leave me no option, I have to go with- I’m not gay but I can learn”

It’s all about the delivery and controlling the frame or you will look GAY! (Even more so)

You can follow with the famous “predator routine” you know “women are the real predators” give that one a 2010 remix..

you could continue a thread with “gay guys are good for the hedro relationship economy- for every gay guy there is an increase in the demand for straight men by drought affected horngry women. Even you’re hoping to find a hot gay guy who is actually straight -using the "random question selection method". I read an article that women are most likely to use this method when they are at a wits end of desperation”

Who knows where all this will lead to. But! Remember what I said about you looking GAY! (even more so)

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you can fake it till you make it, but if it feels REAL go with the flow!

If she is an HB 9 or 10 I'd go like this:

HB: Are you gay?
Me: oh sorry ur not a guy im so sorry really sorry i thought you were...

act it as if you really thought she was a guy your picking up and while apologizing go for a hug as if you feel bad for her then grab her ass and tell her im gay allright while laughing

its direct and i think may build attraction straight away because it contains a hard neg + hard kino + cocky + funny so if u play the act good you may get away with it just fine

this is not tested if you think its cool try it because if she thinks your gay then she dosent even know you that well so you probably will get away with the mistaken identity and its twisted and teasy and better than asking why she thinks that or trying to prove her otherwise at the moment or later in the interaction. She gave you a shit test and i think this will prove to her that your confident to grab her ass because no gay man would do this and she wont see this coming after the act of feeling really embarrassed for her and trying to make up for this awkwerdness with a sorry hug

Asked by her AMOG friend.

"Are you gay?"
"I'm anything you want me to be baby"