Hey guys, I'm off out sarging Thursday night with a couple of my mates, one of which has just got into pick up. Now this might sound immature, but we want to try some totally dumbass/out-there/crazy openers, just to make it more fun. I personally want to see what the dumbest opener I can get away with is, as I believe the opener isn't actually that important.

So you guys got anything that you want field-testing? Something out-there that's worked for you before?

I'll be writing up a field report after, if the night's a success...or not

~Deebo

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"if i wasnt gay, id be all over you"

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Want to make it more fun? Stop acting like a jackass and try and close a girl so you can actually get some play. Fucking a girl is more fun than being a retard in front of your buddy. Unless you're not interested in fucking girls...?
That is disqualification.......what the fuck?

its actually one of style's openers

and yes, it is disqualification, meaning her bitchshield drops entirely

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I thought I recalled hearing Mystery use it not to open, but as a disqualification in a group after building initial attraction. I guess it works either way, but I don't really see the benefit of openly stating your gay, never really went that route. Might confuse the poor girl.

I bet you £20 you will turn me down

IM soooooooo frikken tired
her "why ?"
you "because ive been running around in your mind all day "

i take no credit for them 2 i just remember my mate using them .

Oh and this one i made up myself ....... as you can tell
" hey guys i think ive found where that bad smell was coming from "

enjoy , they lighten up any situation but their not exactly pua .

if you want to go all out crazy use the apocalypse opener:

http://www.bristollair.com/outer-game/r ... pener.html

Thanks guys I'll give them a go.

Jackb1990 is flaming because I called him a douchebag on another thread, ignore.

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Brad P’s Last Week’s Lay

“I think I know you. Did we have sex last week? Yes it’s you! Oh my god its so good to see you again!”


Potential Follow Ups:

• “Hey sorry I haven’t called, been really busy.”

• “Tell your friend I said hi and she was great too.”

• “No? Wasn’t you? Hmm, you look just this girl I had
sex with.....actually ya know, I can barely remember
what she looks like at the moment.... No, I’m pretty sure
it was you.”

This one has worked for me several times. I tend to use it when I get eye contact. The trick is to have a broad grin when you follow up, and to stack forward quickly.

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Nice, I'm gonna try all of those and I'll let you know how I get on.

That apocalypse opener is badass! I'm gonna have to give that a try.

Any others?

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Lol, you are obviously very young. Otherwise why would you think I have an emotional interest in a guy trying to act like an ass for "fun"? I would think getting laid would be more fun, but obviously you just want to impress your buddies. So like I said, you are young and dumb, and calling me a douchebag doesn't really mean shit on the internet, does it? Hmmmm....food for thought little boy.

Obvious troll is obvious.

Why do you come on these forums to be an asshole? This isn't the place for it.

I would like to ask anyone else on this forum who is the immature one.

Anyway, any more funny openers guys?

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You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.

Walk up to a girl.

Ask her to give you her arm for a second.

Feel her arm with your hand from her shoulder down to her hand and say:


"Wow, you have really nice soft skin!"

- * some response *

"You'd make a really nice couch!"


Here's my insane opener.

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lol fixer

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read brad p book Instant Attraction - Featuring The Shocker its a good help for building your own openers