went out last night with 2 friends first set of the night went ok they actually opened us as i was wearing sun glasses on my head and it was raining

hit it of with the target HB7 cool chick we chatted for awhile until it was time to leave the bar for a club
HB7 was willing to bounce with us but couldnt convince her friends into going to the club we were heading to said our goodbye and off we went to the first club of the night
opened a seated 3 set with do you beleave in magic opener
set : no we dont bla bla blah
me : ok watch this did you ever watch derren brown the guy who predicted the lottery numbers ?
set : nah not really
me to Hb8 target : ok watch this pick a number between 1 - 4 (3) ok now pick a number between 1 - 10 (7)
HB7 : everyone says 3 and 7 dont they ?
me : yeah pretty much
so i mess aroung with some glue stick with the set bite through one and start drawing on each other that kind of stuff having a good time vibing with the girls next thing my bud shows up lets hit another club am like ok later girls

you know what they say bros before ho,s and my bud wasnt liking the place at all
so we hit up this other club we go in and the barmaid opens me shes like your crazy and started giggilng and stuff i was confused it first but then she stole my sunglasses and i realised what she found so amusing shes like why ? i told her some chick gave me them because i wanted to dhv real quick sinse she was a hired gun anyways
we sat at the bar messing around with the barmaid ordering shots and drinks i end up way to drunk the place starts to get busier and the music just keeps getting louder at this point the barmaids rushed off her feet and we cant really hear each other anymore so i head into the main room
open a set with 3 guys one girl i was really drunk at this point and i could not escalate with this chick at all i felt like i was stuck in the attraction phase and couldnt get out i blew the set apart they probs seen me as the silly entertaing drunk clown which is my own fault i got way too drunk
next set i open blows pretty quickly aswell i opened her with did you see the fight outside and she just kept saying what ? until she leaned in it was terrible i couldnt hear a thing and near could she next thing she just walks away never a good when that happens
so at this point im in my head thinking wtf is happing get yourself together man and i decide ill treat myself to a drink and have a think so i head to the bar and there is this super hot blonde am like wow shes hot
one of her friends blows a kiss at me and then they come over there all really flirty one of them even bought me a drink am still struggling to hear anything though but the target HB9 shes flirty heavy with me she slaps my ass messing around while i was talking to her friend
i turn round and say thats 5 bucks and slap her ass back
HB9 jus smiles and goes all giggle i can tell shes into me
HB9 : you know its my birthday today am the birthday girl ( this chick is serious all happy bubbly i thought was really cute )
me : high five (we high five )
HB9 : come with me and meet the rest of my friends
i was like thank god because i can barley hear what shes saying and it was like repeating everything we said like 5 times over
so we walking upstairs and shes like put your arm round me am telling all my friend ive pulled i was like awesome this chick was seriously hot
HB9 : have you got a girlfriend ?
me: no why you scouting for a boyfriend ? ( in a sacartic tone )
she just giggles and we meet the rest of her friends we sit down and talk for awhile and next thing she just wonders off vanishs i fucked up another set i dont even know how i done it this time
the night was basically a screw up but more experience i guess and i have decided to lay off the alcohol next time am infield because i messed up so many sets and tbh i really have no idea what went wrong because the alcohol has blured my memory and i reckon it was 80% of the reason i messed up nearly all the sets i went into so next time am infield ill do it sobber so i can actual anaylyse what im doing wrong
oh and guys any advice on really loud clubs appreciated because that was what i was struggling with the most being heard and hearing what they where saying i mean apart from the serious alcohol drawbacks the noise comes second