Hiya,

Sorry for another NooB question, but man I'm so stuck on this one.

Often girls neg / shit test me with 'are you gay' or 'i thought you were gay'

How do I come back to that?

I don't really know why but I seem to come across this way. I'm ok with it really, I've learned its just who I am and although I'm open to improving myself, its cool.

I've made a big list of common negs girls throw my way 'your skinny, I don't like guys with beards' and I've come up with responses for every one except this one!

As a side note, I have my own theory on calling a HB on her shit tests. Its something I've borrowed from politics called 'rejecting the premise of the question.'

Are you gay?
The premise: You're not that mucho so let's see how desperately you defend yourself.

So how do I 'reject' the premise, preferably in a funny, lighthearted way?

The best one I've come up with is just calling her shit and saying 'What? Gay? Whoah, you're gaydar is so off. What other amazing insights do you have?'

Feels weak though. No punch. Kind of a generic way to reject everything really.

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Why....do i look gay to you!? (little bit pissed off/annoyed)

In this way...she knows that if she says yes...she wil be in a shitty position, because you obviously don't like it. So you can throw in a good neg.

If she says no, than she will also be in a strange position because than it's a pretty awkward question in that case. With u can use to neg her. (Wooww, do you always ask this sort of weird questions??...you're strangeeee duddeeee) (with a smile offcourse)

In both ways the conversation turns to you're advantage, because you will put her in the vulnerable position instead of yourself. Now she is the one who has to give the "correct" answer.

You : Compliance Test , Let me c ure Hand , grab her hand isolate and make out with her
You : Id fuck you but , you look like a gold digger and i just dnt think spending money for someone to fall in love with me is rite ; we would never workout
And go into another set or rejoin ure friends either Way now curiosity has installed upon her brain

Whenever given a hoop ignore it or put another one or jump through it with something funny or exaggerate it

Yup I am gay you caught me , i feel so much more comfortable around you now that i can be myself, you're awesome Hug her push her away turn ure back on her

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Difficulties are things that show a person what they are.” Epictetus

Girl asked me if i was gay once, i should have said "come home with me and find out"

Just say you are gay.
She will feel comfortable and be more interested in you.

Then escalate and get into a position to makeout.
She'll be excited cause she kissed a gay guy.
You could build it up saying you have never done it before.
Then hang out at a later date. Eventually you can tell her you were full of shit.

This is if you don't mind being gay for a bit.

You could also go.
"No I’m not gay.. are you? You have masculine looking shoulders" or pick out something else masculine. Good Neg.

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Are you gay ?

*look at her suspiciously* why ?.... Are you REALLY a girl ?! ....hum.... *continue to look at her sideways as if you were trying to think about it, with a small smile*

i donno man i would sumthing like
"me naah but your coming close to fliping me"
or sumthing along those lines, but just be cocky, smiley and flip her neg back on her. just dont react badly thats wut shes looking for.

"are you gay?"
Have to reply in a cocky funny way,
"depends who I'm talking too"- false disqualifier?
"I think so, can't stand the smell of bullshit that comes from some women mouths" she laughs "and there's alot of bullshit coming from yours"- cocky funny
"Yeah, sorry. fancy a sympthy shag?"
Honestly, i love shit tests like these, although it's never happened to me, wish it would lol. Remember though it has to be cocky funny
"let me have a squeeze on your tits too find out?"
"yeah but Mr Big certainly isn't" "who's Mr Big" "take two wild guesses"- smiling
I personally would take a very open attitude, as you most probaly guessed.
"yeah, why are you dyke? Fancy, going straight?"
"No sorry don't know him" -Change subject

Personally I'd reply with a rather casual, maybe even chipper "Nope!" then find a suitable way to prod her for why she asked, for example try something playful and comment: "It's because I'm fabulous isn't it?" and strike a dorky fashion pose.

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"depends on who im talking to" - Thats Genius !!!

haha, yeah she goes "Are you gay?"
You go "I think so, I cant stand the smell of bullshit that comes from alot womens mouths", She laughs, "And there's alot of bullshit coming from yours", She laughs again, "And thats so potent it could be used for energy", She laughs, "It could fuel England for a year, quick someone call greenpeace, I've found a renewable energy source. DING DING DING! (pointing at the women)"

girl: "are you gay"
You: "for you...(pause) i can be then smile."

Since I'm a newb, I thought I'd test my 'natural' responses to negs/shit-tests... other people had similar responses, but this phrasing came to mind.

*Obviously look her up and down, smiling with joking tone* "No, but for someone as convincing as you, I'm openminded."

I figured this would be a cocky-funny neg, which would immediately negate it by turning it around and either make her laugh or start qualifying to me. Depending on her response, I could use one of the earlier negs about her intuition ("so much for women's intuition!"/"is your intuition always this bad?").

I'm whatever you want me to be!

"No, I'm just exploring my feminine side... just like I'll be exploring yours later tonight."