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PostPosted: Fri Apr 02, 2010 12:13 pm 
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So my girl and I finally kind of did it. This is the same girl that was been whisked away by her parents but by a stroke of luck she remained behind… We have been dating for a while and she is now my girlfriend.

I know everybody gets into the game for different reasons, but if you’ve never had somebody who loves you madly, and you love her back just as much, then I believe you are missing out on the best part. It is an awesome feeling that I have right now…..

Okay, so the chick came over to our home on Monday. I was not even planning on doing anything further than kissing (especially since we didn’t have time…) but things really got wild. We had made out as usual, watched a movie, and listened to music on my computer that’s in my room and then I decided to take her home since it was getting late, but she didn’t want to let go off me. I would start getting up to move but she would pull me into an embrace and tell me to wait for a little longer (she was sitting on a sit next to mine).. Eventually we moved to the sitting room and once we got there she pulled me into an embrace again and this time she held me really fucking tight. All my time-consciousness just vanished and we started to make out passionately.

My hand was on her waist and I was pulling her against me really tight. She was totally digging that and before I knew it, she was pulling me towards one of the sofas. I was like Shit! We only have like fifteen minutes remaining….. She was wearing a skirt and I was on top of her, kissing the crap out of her, hearing her moan and writhe beneath me (and just a few months ago the only way I got that close to a woman was by watching porn…. I love the game :D ) She got rid of my jeans and it was of to the races…. However, she wouldn’t really let me get it in and I learned she was a virgin. If there was time we would have tried to do some more but we only had a few minutes… We “did it” for some time and then I saw her off to the bus stop. Things have been even greater since that day, and it seems I didn’t trigger her ASD as I was worried I might have. When the time is right, I am sure we will do it for real... Wonder if that makes this a semi-lay report :wink:

Any tips on how to lay a virgin and try to make it as pleasurable as possible would be highly appreciated……..


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PostPosted: Fri Apr 02, 2010 3:10 pm 
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So my girl and I finally kind of did it. This is the same girl that was been whisked away by her parents but by a stroke of luck she remained behind… We have been dating for a while and she is now my girlfriend.

I know everybody gets into the game for different reasons, but if you’ve never had somebody who loves you madly, and you love her back just as much, then I believe you are missing out on the best part. It is an awesome feeling that I have right now…..

Okay, so the chick came over to our home on Monday. I was not even planning on doing anything further than kissing (especially since we didn’t have time…) but things really got wild. We had made out as usual, watched a movie, and listened to music on my computer that’s in my room and then I decided to take her home since it was getting late, but she didn’t want to let go off me. I would start getting up to move but she would pull me into an embrace and tell me to wait for a little longer (she was sitting on a sit next to mine).. Eventually we moved to the sitting room and once we got there she pulled me into an embrace again and this time she held me really fucking tight. All my time-consciousness just vanished and we started to make out passionately.

My hand was on her waist and I was pulling her against me really tight. She was totally digging that and before I knew it, she was pulling me towards one of the sofas. I was like Shit! We only have like fifteen minutes remaining….. She was wearing a skirt and I was on top of her, kissing the crap out of her, hearing her moan and writhe beneath me (and just a few months ago the only way I got that close to a woman was by watching porn…. I love the game :D ) She got rid of my jeans and it was of to the races…. However, she wouldn’t really let me get it in and I learned she was a virgin. If there was time we would have tried to do some more but we only had a few minutes… We “did it” for some time and then I saw her off to the bus stop. Things have been even greater since that day, and it seems I didn’t trigger her ASD as I was worried I might have. When the time is right, I am sure we will do it for real... Wonder if that makes this a semi-lay report :wink:

Any tips on how to lay a virgin and try to make it as pleasurable as possible would be highly appreciated……..

She might not be a virgin or she may have broke her highmen (spelt wrong :lol: )
on her own.


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PostPosted: Sun Apr 04, 2010 5:59 pm 
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So my girl and I finally kind of did it. This is the same girl that was been whisked away by her parents but by a stroke of luck she remained behind… We have been dating for a while and she is now my girlfriend.

I know everybody gets into the game for different reasons, but if you’ve never had somebody who loves you madly, and you love her back just as much, then I believe you are missing out on the best part. It is an awesome feeling that I have right now…..

Okay, so the chick came over to our home on Monday. I was not even planning on doing anything further than kissing (especially since we didn’t have time…) but things really got wild. We had made out as usual, watched a movie, and listened to music on my computer that’s in my room and then I decided to take her home since it was getting late, but she didn’t want to let go off me. I would start getting up to move but she would pull me into an embrace and tell me to wait for a little longer (she was sitting on a sit next to mine).. Eventually we moved to the sitting room and once we got there she pulled me into an embrace again and this time she held me really fucking tight. All my time-consciousness just vanished and we started to make out passionately.

My hand was on her waist and I was pulling her against me really tight. She was totally digging that and before I knew it, she was pulling me towards one of the sofas. I was like Shit! We only have like fifteen minutes remaining….. She was wearing a skirt and I was on top of her, kissing the crap out of her, hearing her moan and writhe beneath me (and just a few months ago the only way I got that close to a woman was by watching porn…. I love the game :D ) She got rid of my jeans and it was of to the races…. However, she wouldn’t really let me get it in and I learned she was a virgin. If there was time we would have tried to do some more but we only had a few minutes… We “did it” for some time and then I saw her off to the bus stop. Things have been even greater since that day, and it seems I didn’t trigger her ASD as I was worried I might have. When the time is right, I am sure we will do it for real... Wonder if that makes this a semi-lay report :wink:

Any tips on how to lay a virgin and try to make it as pleasurable as possible would be highly appreciated……..

She might not be a virgin or she may have broke her highmen (spelt wrong :lol: )
on her own.
LMAO! that doesnt not make her a virgin! She still hasnt had sex before!


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PostPosted: Fri Apr 16, 2010 2:55 am 
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Slow down young stallion, you're getting all big-headed over nothing. Don't waste your youngest and best years being pussy whipped, which is exactly the way you sound in your post. This is not a lay, so it shouldn't be in the lay reports. But to give you some helpful advice, and having rammed through many a hymens (and even sending two girls to the ER to get stitches in their pussies), the best way to go about this is to by some Johnson & Johnson baby oil.

When you are making out with her, put the oil all over and in her pussy, then start with one finger. Work that for a while. After that add two fingers. She will start to hurt. You are are just stretching the hymen at this point. After using two fingers for about 15 minutes and getting her used to that, take a rest. She is going to be feeling a lot of stress, and you want to try to make this as stress free as possible, even though that is very difficult to do in this situation.

When she calms down again, go through the whole routine again starting with one figner. But this time build up to 3 fingers. This is the second set. This should last about 20 or 30 minutes. Rest again.

Now is the 3rd set. Start with the finger again, then two, then three. Now, at this point make sure she is still lubed up real good with that baby oil. But a lot of it on your cock too. After you've finished the 3 fingers inside of her put her in the missionary position. Tell her to put her legs up and open them. Try to slide in. She's going to cringe and feel pain, but you just have to keep going. There's no nice way around it.

Another tip: If you fail to get inside of her the next time you try, you probably won't be given a second chance, due to the psychological fear you will have built up in her, so it's best to get this done on the first try.

Good luck


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PostPosted: Sat Apr 17, 2010 12:54 am 
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DO NOT USE BABY OIL

Oil-based lubes tear tiny micro holes in your condom and you can get ur girl PREGNANT with that!
Use a WATER-BASED lube like KY-Jelly!

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However, baby oil's awesome for the fingering idea ;) lol but don't fuck her after that unless she's on the pill or something.


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PostPosted: Sat Apr 17, 2010 1:50 am 
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The advice I gave above was under the assumption that you will not use a condom. I hightly recommend not using a condom and just plan on cumming outside of her. It's already going to be difficult enough to do this. Adding a condom to the mix is going to make it 10 times more difficult.


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NOT USING A CONDOM IS BRAZENLY STUPID.

Even if the chance is slight, you can still get her pregnant with pre-cum. That is to say nothing of sexually transmitted diseases - people (girls and guys, but especially teens) will say just about anything to get laid - trust isn't an issue - always use a condom.

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The only thing I gotta say is that I LOVE THE TITLE "I still Hate virgins...." ahhahahah

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