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PostPosted: Sun Feb 28, 2010 2:12 am 
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guys i dont normally write lay reports but i just got home after f closing a girl, the problem was i couldnt cum :S i made her cum 7 times but as for me...zero, she just didnt turn me on, she was a HB7 though so what gives she was just a dud, ive never had this problem

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 28, 2010 11:20 am 
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fuck, 7 times? nice. you sure? how do u know she came 7 times?

anyways, you probably shouldnt worry if this is the first time to happen.


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PostPosted: Sun Feb 28, 2010 4:33 pm 
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fuck, 7 times? nice. you sure? how do u know she came 7 times?

anyways, you probably shouldnt worry if this is the first time to happen.
yea it was the first time it happened i think it was because i wasnt so attracted to her I just did it to help get over my oneitis,
7 times yea she was a squirter lol im not trying to brag i just had a gf that taught me alot about how to push a womans buttons- where to touch when and how

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wanna share your secrets? lmao


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I get this when I've been drinking all the time, man.


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PostPosted: Tue Apr 13, 2010 11:41 am 
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I get this when I've been drinking all the time, man.
Yes I had drank quiet a few alcoholic beverages, i better be sober next time lol

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 13, 2010 2:50 pm 
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Yeah for some people alcohol can make them last for a longer time than without alcohol, for some people it's the other way around.

Try smoking some MJ next time, it will make your orgasm super intense :P

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 13, 2010 11:30 pm 
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wanna share your secrets? lmao
Yea you wanna tell us all about that Jish?


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PostPosted: Wed Apr 14, 2010 2:17 pm 
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wanna share your secrets? lmao
Yea you wanna tell us all about that Jish?
Don't get too excited, it depends on the woman as well. I've had a girl who could come 10 times in a row at least, and i've had women who couldn't really come at all.

My current girlfriend can only come 3 times and after that she's too exhausted/clit is too sensitive/irritated to come another time.

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Yes I agree with Chillburg its very dependent on the woman.

A couple of secrets though- all MY opinion.
1) A women will enjoy it if she is relaxed. If she is anxious or unconfident she will not enjoy as much. So work on this with her do it in a place she is comfortable and relaxed...easy
2) Make it ALL about her! Every single action you perform is about her and to make her feel good, make her feel like a godess. You WILL get your turn.
3) Sex is 95% mental, 5% physical so turn on her mind, her body will follow, I promise.

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True.

Also you can try to talk dirty to the girl.

I found out that most women really enjoy that, even though you wouldn't expect them to like it. Get them to talk back dirty to you.

To the last girls I've slept with and now, with my girlfriend, I say things like "oh your pussy is so wet, you're gonna get my sheets all dirty..but i love it.."

When fingering "your pussy is so wet..I think you're more than ready for it but I want you to tell me that you want my dick inside your pussy"

when you can hear the sounds from your pole in her wet vagina, i'll slow down and be like "oh can you hear the sounds you're making with that dripping pussy of yours? you are such a dirty girl"

Pussy is a magic word in bed. For the dutch guys here; use "kutje"

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 15, 2010 7:32 pm 
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True.

Pussy is a magic word in bed. For the dutch guys here; use "kutje"
hahaha-

and yes I agree with all you said, although some girls are too shy to to talk dirty

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Yes I agree with Chillburg its very dependent on the woman.

A couple of secrets though- all MY opinion.
1) A women will enjoy it if she is relaxed. If she is anxious or unconfident she will not enjoy as much. So work on this with her do it in a place she is comfortable and relaxed...easy
2) Make it ALL about her! Every single action you perform is about her and to make her feel good, make her feel like a godess. You WILL get your turn.
3) Sex is 95% mental, 5% physical so turn on her mind, her body will follow, I promise.
agreed. the MOST important one is you enjoying everything, getting some head helps you get there


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