Hello everyone. I started sarging on FB for some time and here's where I went with one HB 8.
subject: hey
Me:
are you wearing a wig.. or is it your real hair..?
Her:
obviously real hair...wat makes u think its a wig??
Me:
Whew! So, I can finally rest assured now. 
her:
Me:
when you don't have a reply, you should send me a frowning smiley, not a smiling one..!
Her:
well i guess its up to me which smiley i wanna send rite... guess dat is my prerogative.
Me:
Her:
i'm going to pretend dat dats the end of the discussion and we hv nothing else to say.. cheerio
Me:
you're no fun
Her:
and u are???
Me:
'course I am...! But..you know what, i cant do this anymore...i am breaking up with you
i want my cds back
you can have the kids and the island in hawaii
Her:
fine..dat is all i ever wanted..n y do u think i'll give u back ur cds??
Me:
because if you don't, I'll drag you to court..I'll hire the best of lawyers..don't forget I'm a millionaire! I want my CD's and personal things back!!
Now where should I take this conversation? All comments and feedback are welcome.
Thanks,
CHAT