I used one of the DHV facebook status'. Don't ask why, that aint my usual style, but anyway...

I wrote:

____ is accepting applications for an Evil Sidekick.

AMOG commented:

Will you pay me better than you did for when i was your pimp?




GUYS I NEED A GOOD COMEBACK ME N THIS GUY ARE PRETTY BITTER RIVALS HAHA

Ignore him.

I'm itching to say something though xD I don't like guys tryin to AMOG me cuz it is the one thing i REALLY have to work on. I struggle AMOGing, no matter how much material I read.

It's more of a personal mission now.

This is a tough one, but depending on what sort of person you are, and how you are known by others, this could work very well:

"But you were a terrible pimp! Didn't even get me any clients...."

It basically works this way: You accept the joke, because it's okay, no one can humiliate you. Then you just take any actual conduct out of the implied story, exonerating yourself, and then turn whatever's left back on him.

It's not gold, but you don't have much to work with (at least form what I'm seeign right now. Then again, it's almost 5 AM and I've been up all night!)

"Haha! Well, I can't pay you for doing a bad job. "

Something like that? Or roll with it. Sometimes it's better to laugh it off.

My usual method to dealing with AMOGs (at least when they try to put you down) is to be 'RAD'

Recognise- basically notice that they are trying to put you down- you would be suprised how often ppl don't recognise whats happenning. It can be subtle.

Accept- Say like 'aww thanks man' or 'That was necessary' or similar.

Defeat- Whilst you were accepting, think of some good comeback, and if you can't think of one just be like 'that attitude must make people really love you.' before continuing a convo with other people. As you deliver the defeating statemen,t start turning your head away from him, like he doesn't deserve yourfull attention.

Obviously, this can't work online which really pisses me off. xD

your reply is

"theres no payment, your reward is being MY sidekick" - somthing along those lines

or

"Cmon now bro you begged me to be my pimp i dont remember any money being involved and now you wanna be my sidekick too!!, awww your like my biggest fan! haha"

or

Sorry bro looking for good looking sidekicks only!


like i dunno wot ur personality is like but this would crush him haha.

I'm in love with you witandfun....

ofc 'your not into that type of shit' xDD

loves

tom
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It's probably too late but I would say

As long as I don't catch you hover over my bed at night breething heavily this time.

ahaha, what was his reply ?

hope it worked!

something like "the fuck you say bitch, see me dogg you keyboard gangsta" hahahah

Man, I'd bite the bullet and say "letting me sleep with your mum ain't pimpin'!"

"nah im not paying with sex again"

"Well I'd already tapped your Sister, so that didn't count"