Ok, I live with my parents as I'm still in college, and I never have the house to myself. The last time I had sex was a few months ago with a girl I met a few times just for sex, basically a fuck buddy, but she's always too busy now and can never get the place to herself either (either that, or I'm shit in bed and she won't tell me! Haha...) so anyway, it's getting kinda annoying now not having my own place to take girls or anything. I hear of guys taking girls in clubs into bathrooms, dark alleys and shit to fuck? How do you do that? Lol, and how could I get a girl to invite me around to her house? Sorry if this sounds a bit simple to you guys, I'm not that great, not yet anyway

Hey WillieB,

Something I'd try - keep a business card of a shit-hot building company in your wallet, then work a line in somewhere so she gets to see it. Then you can say, "shit, these cowboy fuckers are really taking ages to build my new extension / swimming pool / helipad (maybe not the last one) onto my house, it's a goddamn building site!" That way, you can DHV whilst working an angle to get back to hers. Alternatively, say the builders are sleeping at yours to get the work done fast, so she definately won't want to come back and hers is the best alternative. Will only work a few times with the same HB though