How do you normally react when they talk shit?

Give them shit. Or if they look nice just tell them chicks dig it. Chances are they don't know shit about girls so they'll believe you or leave you alone.

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be sarcastic

if they ask what the fuck are you wearing?

answer with

well this is a shirt, a hat, oh a necklace and watch, oh i forgot about my shoes

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I like to reply with "You've been watching me and this girl for the last ten minutes and the best cut-up line you could come up with was (whatever he said)??? And shouldn't you be staring at her not me? I'm flattered buddy, but this one has already been buying me drinks and I'd feel bad ditching her without giving her a chance. Maybe another time chief."

don't give him time to answer any of your questions and if he is really aggresive (starts talking over you or moves any closer) whisper something to the girl you are with. "I don't think daddy hugged him enough." She should laugh, he'll feel like an ass and leave or challenge you to a fight. Avoid fighting at all costs in front of a girl you just met. It can only end badly. A) You win and seem like a pig-headed asshole or B) You lose and spend the rest of the night trying to find your front teeth.

this is hanging out with a bunch of friends with my typical hair style(which really isnt that big of a peacock consider many guys do it but around here im one of maybe 10 that do[small town])

You need to let us know what it is that is making them talk shit to you and what they are saying, so we know what to respond with, cause otherwise we are gonna just give you ways to disarm AMOGs, or make AFCs look like...AFCs.

I typically dress far superior in style to the crowd I hang out with these days and so I respond with things like "Read The Game and maybe you'll get it." or "Women like it and I like it, so I really don't care what your opinion is." Its like when I took my juggling balls to a really packed rock club a couple weeks back and my roommates were giving me shit saying I was stupid and they were gonna laugh at me and stuff and I just kept saying that they would see when I drew a crowd of people that wanted to talk to me. I got self conscious about it and left them at the coat check, then after a while I just decided I didn't care even if the whole club laughed at me, cause at least I would be remembered. So I brought them out and I drew a crowd and at the subway station I had everyone hanging around me and on the train they were all singing the circus song. They can diss you all they want, but when you show results, then they feel stupid, so just bide your time.

"your hair looks like a ducks ass, backwards" was one i can remember. another one was "spiking your hair in the front, does that get you more pussy?"*sarcastic tone behind it*



it probably does look bad right now, im leaving for MCRD Parris Island wednesday so i omitted my last haircut

The first one I don't really have a come-back for, but just come up with something situational maybe? The second one is simple "Yes.....yes it does"

How about saying "well it's kind of a supplement, i don't really need it, but it helps. why, are you looking for tips?"

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I like sarcasms but would have finished with "it looks like it works on gay guys as well" or something to DLV his remark. Anything C&F will turn this remark around

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"Why do we fall, sir? So that we might better learn to pick ourselves up."

afc friends have always been a problem for me. it's annoying when your so called "friends" need to insult others for humor, therefore gaining some status since they're well..... afc. in some ways it makes them look alpha, but towards getting a girl they usually have no game and probably come off as a jerk...

what you need to do is have that "i don't give a shit about anything" attitude. you don't need to be cocky but stand up with good posture and be alpha. that's how you handle life in general... with confidence. so what i would say is probably state the obvious:

PUA: "i'm just trying a new style out, i don't really care about what you guys think though... i figure i'd take a little more risk"

PUA: "it's better than having the same haircut for 4 years... has your mom bought you any new clothes lately, because now that i think about it you have been wearing the same shirt/shoes for years as well"

PUA: "wow, your insults are really funny, i think you should consider being a comedian because i dont really see you getting anywhere else in life" *laugh a little*

PUA: "is being annoying your best talent? because that's not really impressive..." *smile and change the subject*

PUA: "you know what, you should try doing something exicting as well... anyone up for russian roulette?" *then laugh and dhv about some crap with russian roulette.. don't give him a chance to insult you again*

PUA: "wowww... you know i use to respect you for your jokes but lately it's just been going downhill."

PUA: "you should try using more orignal lines, right now you just sound like a asshole"

PUA: *look at him dumbfounded* "You know what, you should try making your jokes a little less "stupid" and a little more "funny"" *smile*

PUA: *dhv by saying a girl really liked it, make a story up* "you know what, actually it was weird because i was walking to (blah blah blah) and this girl walked up to me and told me that i look like a rocker and if i play in a band or anything. she was smiling at me soo much and started talking about (blah blah blah) she was pretty cute too, i'd give her an 8.... actually a 10 for her ass! *high five your friends if you want haha* then in the end she basically just gave me her number before i could even respond..."

responding to an insult with DHV always works... you don't exactly need comebacks or better insults.... just have the cocky funny attitude down... the alpha personality... practice beating AMOGs at their own game... and you should be fine. DONT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT WHAT PEOPLE SAY... let them continue to qualify to your superiority. girls, friends, amogs... everyone...

these are just some that i thought of at the top of my head.. i probably wouldn't use them word for word because i always improvise on the spot.

here's a really good one that i think everyone would enjoy

PUA: laugh a little but then stop and say, "hey, i have something for you"... *look serious* then dig into your pocket as if you have some kind of gift.. *look serious* dig a little more and then when you take your hand out it should be giving him the middle finger, everyone will start cracking up, smiling, and laughing. you can also go "OOOoOooOoooooo..." for added effect... but it never fails to get everyone on your side.


basically you want to look unimpressed with their stupid joke because it's just that... stupid. you can simply just say "okaaay? 0_o" with a sarcastic look and BE ALPHA by just talking about something else. I take it that you're the quiet guy around the group or not exactly the most dominating/alpha guy there. so taht's what you need to change. when you get to that point where you're dhving all over the place with stories and social skills.... and you're negging your friends even... or telling them your opinion or giving advice or asking questions or whattteverrrrr... then you should be fine.

the key is to act unimpressed with their lower value...

hope that helps =)

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by Casual (Age 20, Upcoming PUA)