So at this Uni I go to, there are a cuple of guys that Really like to give me a hard time, especally when I'm trying to pick up the girls that they want but can never get, and I'm really bad at one-uping people, So any and all suggestions would be greatly appreceated!

It's because you don't talk to them. To disarm an AMOG is to befriend him before it's too late. Anyway, when it's too late, that's when you use AMOG tactics, or my favorite, grab the girl, get away from him, leave him with out pussy or anyone around.

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WTF? I have 100+ post...Geez! I'm such a Keyboard Jockey.

use the claw

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Pretend they don't even exist.

Thanks a tonn guys, I'll do my best.

Narlo

How about some details as to what these guys are actually doing?

I'll be running game on a girl and they will make smart ass comments or comments on my looks ect.. I found that ignoring them and getting the girl away is very effective.

I'm not very good at one-uping people, I think that I should be more witty but I dont really know how to go about that..

start from the basics ( yes i go into detail about this ) have your body position so your facing away from them. If your going to plan on ignoring them then do it propally look up slightly above your eye line like your thinking about something and in a direction that isn't facing them and well ignore them or when they are actually saying something about you and you can talk over them too the girl in a cool manner and then give the girl a weird eye look as in hinting the other guys are losers .

IFFFFF you have to reply too them then you should make it short and simple
I mean think why are they picking on you ? what does it achieve ? their trying to throw you off balance , their trying too get a reaction out of you , usually the type of reaction that leads into a big rant ( like im doing now)
Stick to basic words to reply with and carry on as normal

"your ugly" you reply with "awesome" ( grin and and raise eyebrows ) and carry on as normal

I would seriously stick too the simple awesome and cool as a reply buttttttttt! if you want heres a line i use when someone is all up in my face and i know i can handle the situation if it came down to a fight

amog "*&%$£$" you " do you kiss your mother with that mouth ?"
amog "no"
you " i can tell ....... you were probably abused as a child right ? "

now from their on you have them in a frame of having a shit childhood and everyone of their reactions you relate back to their childhood about them being abused and that why they are acting the way they are acting now (basicaly get into a psycho analyst frame and just analyze all of their behaviour ) and then if things get heated up too much just look at him and say " you crazy" and grab the girl by the arm and say "lets get outta here before he infects us or something".

Rant over ............... hope this helps

Dude, this might be the reason, you are trespasing...

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I'm not trying to be a dick Ezo, but you're being a Pick Up Snob in my opinion.

bbardot: you just reminded me about porn

I think the best approach is to laugh it off. Anytime someone talks shit to me, I simply laugh, and say, "Haha, wow, if you want some tips on *whatever the insult is* I'll be glad to give it to you. However this isn't how you ask." *Turn back to girl and continue talking*

Women want to see you take control, not blatantly ignore these guys, you have to say SOMETHING. Otherwise they will keep doing it. To disarm is to brush off the comments as if they don't matter, because in reality they don't...

AMOG: "Hey your shirt is fucking gay."
YOU: "Are you checking me out?"
AMOG: "No, I'm just saying you're a complete douchebag."
YOU: "Hahahaha, you're funny."
AMOG: "Why are you laughing dipshit, I am talking shit to you."
YOU: "I'm laughing because I didn't know people actually act like this."
YOU: *To girl* "You ever seen anyone act like this? Haha, I am stunned this dude is actually taking this route, wow."
GIRL: "Won't say shit because she doesn't want to get raped by the AMOG later."
YOU: "Let's leave these guys to talk about fashion while I walk you to class."
Spoken like a true vagina! He said the girls THEY WANT, not THEIR GIRLS.

That means exactly the same to people with a scarcity mentality. They dont see a free girl, they see a project that they are gonna work on for a long time until they gather enough courage to go up to her and crash and burn. And thus you beat them to it, you are touching their interest and so, they feel threatened and they try to disarm you.

And dont call me a vagina, I prefer pussy.

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I'm not trying to be a dick Ezo, but you're being a Pick Up Snob in my opinion.

bbardot: you just reminded me about porn

No, you are a vagina. They have no claim over that girl, but it is enough to scare you away, because probably in real life you are scared of a confrontation with another man. He doesn't own the woman, they don't own the women, they are not dating the women, who gives a shit if he has a crush on her? Why advise him to not approach the girls because the guys "FEEL" it is their territory? That's right, because you are the guy who avoids girls who other men MIGHT feel protective over. They aren't taken, which means they are free game.

use the motherfucking claw!!!

celebrities use it and its good enough for them

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