(ill be reposting this under a new report but in response)
the night started out with me and ...we'l call her "Amy" getting showered and ready after a good long session
(shes a good friend of mine with whom i have casual relations lol) the guests arrive and as always the SPAM is a bit tense until people get some drinks down them and unwind to the 80's rock (its what our groups into lol cheesy, sleazy, feelgood music with lyrics you can sing along to!
) anywho, though wed set up a bit of SPAM so Amy sticks candles like, everywhere for a bit of mood lighting. now, i should probably tell you that i had an after sex conversation with Amy about a possible threesome, she liked the idea very much and agreed, under my guidance, to "sarge" the woman we'l call Jess while i enjoy the party and entertain the guests. This all however went tits up when a stunning "Helena" walks in wearing a tight black dress showing her cleavage in a very classy manner, long dark hair and some killer heels. this, is the virgin i was telling you about. she came with her friend cleo and only her, so i thought id entertain them for a while, conversation was light and i was able to make them both giggle, i then flirted a little with helena though not too much and then moved on with the party and the drinking and dancing. Helena and i go way back to high school days, where she had a crush on me but at the same time seemed to HATE me. we had a love hate relationship but were good friends. The chemistry between us was GLORIOUS!. the problem always was that she was a virgin. it turned out that, by far the most interesting and hottest girl at the party was in fact helena. in preperation for the party i let amy take a gander at "the game"...and guess what? she started "sarging" helena. and appeared to be succeeding. having a little fun, i proceeded to sarge her myself whilst also flirting with Amy. at one point i had helena sitting on my lap and began to kiss her neck and moved to her lips, we kissed for a while in front of Amy, to whom i flashed a cheeky smile. i then said "now, go kiss Amy" AND SHE DID! consequently this lead to Amy And Helena on each of my arms, kissing me in turns. to the amazement of the entire room. after much subtle congratulations, i went to socialize some more. meanwhile Amy was laying it on real thick. i pulled her aside and told her to freeze her out a little. apparently she did not understand that concept....she was freaking determined to beat me at this apparent game we were playing with each other, which i agree, was fun! but still i was mildly annoyed at her tenacity. The party moved on And i achieved the first two goals i listed earlier and i was apparently heading to a third, maybe.
I figured, she may be a virgin, but as a threesome theres more blameability on me and Amy, split that between us. its actually less than one on one i figured. so what they hey, i bed two beautiful women at the price of an apparent "innocence" which i can assure you, was not all that innocent
unluckily for me...it was not exactly so. Amy had not taken my advice and continued to be extremely full on. Thus, she got tested by Helena who actually froze out on HER! during which time, Amy had decided to again not take my advice to pace herself and proceded to get very very drunk instead of mildly tipsy and pass out in my bed. nice. at least i was free to play it how i wanted to play it
at this point, sex with Helena was not important, i was simply enjoying the interaction. next thing i know my sister and a few others and i are in her room having a laugh and a joke about something, and my sister and the others leave me and Helena on the bed. There was a little kissing and i removed her bra with a click of my fingers (which she mentioned was smooth
) but we soon returned to the party. my suggestion lol next were in my bedroom downstairs and were getting a little more intimate and she BOLTS me with an ASD saying "cleo told me to be careful with you, i like you, i really do but i just dont want to be another notch on the belt and according to her youve had a different girl every party" (she was almost right...but heres where it gets interesting) i replied simply with "i understand" textbook. i didnt actually know what else to say as i havent quite mastered getting around the whole reputation thing. which admittedly as this is a fairly small place with a limited supply of attractive women, i do have. i kissed her on the foorhead and again said "i understand". then, there was a knock at the door, i guessed it was someobody playing a joke, so taking the opportunity to get out of this awkward situation i found myself in, i went to see who it was, topless. I was greeted by our friend Wayne, who was gay. i said "whos was knocking on the door? everything ok?" he said "yeah fine, who you shagging now?" my mouth dropped open from she sheer malice in how he said it! all of a sudden the whole "reputation" thing came flooding back ( i hate being misjudged as a person), very angered i go into the bedroom and say sharply "get dressed, were joining the others" which in response to she played the "emotional and moody" card. that pissed me off. so i grabbed my pack of cigarettes and a half full bottle of wine, exited the back door and in a brief fit of rage smashed the bottle off the floor. i didnt realise that helena was about to leave the scene. she turns to me witnessing what i had done and immediately turns all of her attention to me. (this was completely a fluke) i told her to follow me away from everyone else and we talked, which at first i found hard, when i felt better i chatted to my best friend about the whole situation, whos girlfriend also was sympathetic with the whole "reputation" thing, saying that everyone else were just fucking pussies. later Helena joins us and we have a long talk. i explained that it wasnt her that offended me, and that what she had said was to be expected from anyone. to cut a long story short i explained that i dont like being seen as someone who is solely about sex and thats it. cos thats simply not true. i explained how i actually had no expectations of helena and how cleo had simply assumed the worst. i mentioned the many parties ive thrown where i didnt get laid because i was more concerned about just having a good time with my friends. helena seemed to change her tune and became less cold and more understanding. i should also mention that apparently Helena was in fact "kicking herself" for saying anything at all, and right now really wished that she'dve just "fucked me". a lightbulb flashed in my head as another positive lesson was learned
we returned to the party and had a good time, then, later, we kicked Amy out of the bed, well, i carried her onto the sofa bed in my room, turned the lights down low and made love to helena! it was random, unplanned ( as i had genuinely meant it when i told my best mate that wayne had "killed it") but it was awesome! after some general after sex banter, i thought id check to see if i made our situation clear, that i couldnt committ to anything. she said "thats fine, i know, just be sure we do this again next time youre in town. I wont be at your beckon call though!" i laughed.
"I dont have a phone
" once again i laughed, then kissed her thinking "this girls awesome!"
the rest of that night is pretty much a blur due to tiredness, i think me and the "survivors" had a game of "i never" between about 3-5 AM and then went to bed/ sleep wherever they fell lol Helena left before i woke up, which has never happened before, so i was kind of happy for the experience at least though i felt like id been blasted with an ice cold wind lol. Helena's like that though, i dont think id have her any other way.
the reason ive been so long writing this is because a now very sober Amy has been occupying me for the last few days and we had ANOTHER party
, then after Amy and i went seperate ways i ended this evening with a "longboard" session, with my long term friend Jasmine (yes, it is a sport not a euphemism lol) and then enjoyed a nice, non sexual evening in with Jasmine some wine and a bit of norah jones. what annoyed me so much was that people other than my closer friends dont really see that i am actually just a normal guy who happens to like variety in both lady friends and partners. they just assume im a complete bastard. though i always say "better to be thought immoral and prove them wrong than to be righteous and not prove em right!"
so, theres the end result, technically i had sex with two girls in one night, technically both girls were in the room...so id say it was mostly a success!
(i wouldve done this in more detail but frankly ive been so tired from the last few days, i dont remember the finer details! i do however remember my best bud telling me that i was laying down some right cheesy lines like i was a sniper using bollocks for ammunition. but i dont remember that
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hope you found this as amusing as i found doing it!
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