The horny opener



Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 40 guests
Post new topic Reply to topic   Board index » Tools & Techniques of Game: Meeting, Attracting and Seducing Women » Approaching and Opening

Unanswered topics | Active topics | New posts | Your posts





  Print view Previous topic | Next topic 
Author Message
Energy_
 Post subject: The horny opener
PostPosted: Tue Mar 30, 2010 9:13 pm 
Offline
MPUA Forum Zealot

Joined: Wed May 06, 2009 9:59 pm
Posts: 329
This is whats going down this weekend.
C&F
Me: Hey guys! Do I look horny to you?

- Set/HB: Yes
Me: Thank you. I just knew you guys would be supercool.You look kinda of horny too!
But maybe, Im not saying this to be rude... But try sucking your finger a bit. I hear guys love that.

-Set/HB: No.
Me: What? Tell me, what am I doing wrong. You guys look superhorny... Should I be sucking my finger or what?

_________________
Vino, vedi, vici.
I drank some wine, I saw her, I conquered
Top
   
Reply with quote  
Shill
 Post subject: Re: The horny opener
PostPosted: Wed Mar 31, 2010 12:18 am 
Offline
MPUA Forum Enthusiast

Joined: Wed Mar 31, 2010 12:10 am
Posts: 37
Quote:
This is whats going down this weekend.
C&F
Me: Hey guys! Do I look horny to you?

- Set/HB: Yes
Me: Thank you. I just knew you guys would be supercool.You look kinda of horny too!
But maybe, Im not saying this to be rude... But try sucking your finger a bit. I hear guys love that.

-Set/HB: No.
Me: What? Tell me, what am I doing wrong. You guys look superhorny... Should I be sucking my finger or what?
You just made this up on the spot didn't you lol
Top
   
Reply with quote  
Swoll
 Post subject: Re: The horny opener
PostPosted: Wed Mar 31, 2010 8:03 am 
Offline
New to MPUA Forum

Joined: Wed Mar 31, 2010 7:58 am
Posts: 2
Quote:
This is whats going down this weekend.
C&F
Me: Hey guys! Do I look horny to you?

- Set/HB: Yes
Me: Thank you. I just knew you guys would be supercool.You look kinda of horny too!
But maybe, Im not saying this to be rude... But try sucking your finger a bit. I hear guys love that.

-Set/HB: No.
Me: What? Tell me, what am I doing wrong. You guys look superhorny... Should I be sucking my finger or what?
terrible, that would never work youd be looked at as a complete tool/creeper
Top
   
Reply with quote  
Medazzaland
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Wed Mar 31, 2010 6:29 pm 
Offline
New to MPUA Forum

Joined: Wed Mar 31, 2010 6:01 pm
Posts: 22
Location: UK
If she was pissed in a club and she fancied you it could work! It's a bit too AFC though, she probably heard it loads of times that night. I'd approach under the radar first gain her confidence in you and then try it!

_________________
He who dares wins!
Top
   
Reply with quote  
Shill
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Wed Mar 31, 2010 8:48 pm 
Offline
MPUA Forum Enthusiast

Joined: Wed Mar 31, 2010 12:10 am
Posts: 37
Quote:
If she was pissed in a club and she fancied you it could work! It's a bit too AFC though, she probably heard it loads of times that night. I'd approach under the radar first gain her confidence in you and then try it!
Let's be realistic here, if a girl fancies you practically anything could work, let alone if she's drunk too.

I like the way guys who make up openers etc think that jut because they write the HB as saying something like "oh yer lick my tits now" in the script the same thing will happen in real life.
Top
   
Reply with quote  
Energy_
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Mon Apr 05, 2010 2:53 pm 
Offline
MPUA Forum Zealot

Joined: Wed May 06, 2009 9:59 pm
Posts: 329
Where is your sense of humor?
This is great stuff! ;)
100% successrate!

_________________
Vino, vedi, vici.
I drank some wine, I saw her, I conquered
Top
   
Reply with quote  
Display posts from previous:  Sort by  
Post new topic  Reply to topic  Page 1 of 1
  [ 6 posts ] 

Board index » Tools & Techniques of Game: Meeting, Attracting and Seducing Women » Approaching and Opening

All times are UTC

You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot post attachments in this forum

Search for:
Jump to:  

Can we be honest?

We want your email address. Let me send you the best seduction techniques ever devised... because they are really good.
close-link