hi, i'm Vibe.
this is one of my first internet games ever on an HB 8.
to make things a little bit clearer, i am a guy who is considered to have a very high standards when it comes to women, so this girl is a real hottie and she looks like angelina joile (not as tall though
) anyway after gaming her i realized that she was never talked to the way i talked to her, and the kicker is that she never seen a picture of me before we met (a proof that looks doesn't matter at all even though i'm handsome
)
so let's begin guys and i really hope you will learn from my post and maybe teach me a thing or two
this has been done on ICQ or MSN about 2 years ago, i was 17 and she was a year older than me:
Me: you ain't gonna believe it!
Her: why not?
Me: because i wrote a master piece! oh and you have small tits
Her:SO?
Me: so, i must lower your mating score... shit i wrote something awesome! it's soo good! arrrrr.... arrrrrrr..... guess how i called it?
Her: "i must lower your score" i didn't understand that >< how exactly?
Me: i'll explain it later, you are pretty but beauty is common, do you know
what really makes a person special?
Her: thanks.. i guess lol >< what?
Me: a sense of humor, spontaneous and a good outlook on life. tell me what do you have going for you that would make me want to know you better?
Her: umm... when did we said that you have to get to know me better? umm i'm sorry if i'm acting like a snob but i'm really not in the mood for getting to know someone right now
Me: you are right. the word: "better" is useless, i want to see if it's worth to gt to know you AT ALL... so what's your interesting look on life?
Her: again, i am sorry i really don't have the dick to talk right now (it's a common sleng used in my country... meaning that "i don't have power/energy")
Me: i understand
Her: good
Me: so let's make an agreement, when you will have a dick i'd like to see it
Her: LAME
Me: lame... oh well so we have something in common... on a dating show on TV we would get 3 points... you made a progress!
Her: ROFL now you made me laugh! XXD
Me:of course we would act like a couple on the show but after that it would end up really fast because of your late-bloomers tities... and because i don't really see the connection of your name to a russian decent
Her: lol if you don't like it you cant click the X on the right corner of the screen! not mentioning that i have NO IDEA how YOU look like! ahh and i'm not from russia
Me: i look like jeffery dahammer's brother.... on a bad day (i used a differante name of some other serial rapist from my country)
Her: pshh your a true hottie!
Me: yes... you see i grow long hair because i am a crazy metal head... i do it because it gives me strength and i am the king of vikings!
Her: lol so now i know you have long hair... actually long hair makes people look better... ><
Me: and that's enough information about myself for first conversation.. and why do you write">< >< >< ><
Me: ok, i'll call you chineese then (how do you spell that?
) we will develop it to something better with time. do you live in Haifa? (a town)
Her: lol why chineese?
Me:i will explain that to you later, answer my question
Her: lol you must answer the questions iv'e asked you first! what's the name of your band? are you in the army?
Me: lol you know that when a girl is being stubborn, it means that she's love being on top in bed?
Her: hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!! and you still didn't answered my questions!
Me: you gotta stop trying be stubborn like me and fullfill your mission as a woman, leave the dominance part to me
Her: lol you are a shovinist!
Me: that's nice, you live in haifa right?
Her: how exactly is ir nice?
Me: wait, so living in haifa is the opposite of not living in haifa? which one is you?
Her: but you you don't want to answer me?? if somebody here is stubborn it's you! lol and i don't live in haifa!
Me: where then?
Her: hey! don't push it! first answer on what i asked you! =]
Me: wait, so if you are the opposite of living in haifa that means that you live in...? ( i was playing with her lol... having my revenge on all these hot girls!
)
Her: first you answer what i asked you!
Me: ok... i like wearing Vans shoes... so if you don't live in haifa where DO you live?
Her: =\ everyone who is not saying that Vans are natzis (wtf?) loves to wear them... and i didnt asked that
Me: you ask a lot of questions.. your good girl impression can be ruined. are you doing something interesting on the holidays?
Her: ok i am willing to compremise! tell me what YOU are doing on the holidays and i will answer you as well! and i'm always a good girl!
Me:compremising is not sexy... you just turned me off
Her: who said that everything have to be sexy?
Me: my genicologist
Her: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!
Me:i was thinking of doing something active on the hoidays and i will make you an amazing offer, but first you tel me what you are doing on the holidays and how interesting it is from 1 to 10
Her: i'm blah blah blah blah blah
Me:that's cool... where do you live?
Her: ok listen... just please answer me one of the questions i asked you or pleeeaaseee tell me just something little about yourself... and i will answer that!! isn't that fair? =]
Me: cool, where do you live? (just can't get enough of it!)
Her: alright alright! i live in XYZ and in ABC... where do you live? you probably going to be a jerk again and not answer =(
Me: you are sooo right girl... you just earned yourself a wink brb.................................. i am so sexy, i just bit my mom on the cheek and she called me: "youre an idiot blat! (Blat=fuck/shit/whore in russian)
Her: you are a russian?
Me: my dog is from khazahstan and i am ashamed of it
Her: what's the point of having a conversation with you if you don't answer any of my questions
Me: ok you worked hard and you earned it, so i will answer some of your questions, enjoy yourself. asked me the most extreme thing that you can possiably think of!
Her: you see? even when you decide to answer my questions you decide what questions to ask you... i just wanna know some basic stuff like where do you live, what do you play on? and stuff like that...
Me: i am the lead singer (singers get all the girls
) play? well, if knowing 4 chords on the guitar makes me a guitarist... you can call me john petrucci (Dream Theater)
Her: oh finally! =]]]]]]]]]] wow that's awesome!!! you see it's not so hard so answer???????
Me: are you doing something interesting tonight? brb i want to finish my stake
Her: not really... just having a dinner with my family and my friend is coming for a visit.. bon apetite!
Me: done
Her: ^^ what are you doing today?
Me: i am going out with my roller-blades in 30 minutes and we will see what will happen
Her: OMG! i haven't touched my roller blades for 4 years! >< hehe have fun! =]
Me: lol you suck. they are like 2 sizes smaller than my feet and i still get the best out of them! when you will be in Haifa send me a message. i like talking to you here and i want to meet you, we will meet at the mall when we will go out (don't you dare asking what we are going to do at the mall)
Her: OMG that would be great! i am hanging a lot in haifa!
Me: give me your phone number, i will call you when i will be there as well.
Her: 054-XXX-XXXX ..... BTW!!! what's your name????? (lol now when i come to think about it... looks AND name doesn't matter
)
Me: XXX, if you'll be a good girl i'll let you call me XXXchik
Her: oh so YOU ARE russian! (not really lol)
Me: ok i wrote your name on my phone as: "Miri with the " the chinessee girl with the i'm taking a crap" face"
Her:ROFL!!! thank you! what a complimanting name!
Me: what do you like to put on your pizza?
Her: a week ago i tried a pizza with yougurt! i know it sounds gross but it was really good!
Me:cool, you're buying me one tomorrow at the mall. my ex was addicted to pizza with pineapple and it took her a week to make me eat that
Her: sure! i'll buy you one! oh... i heard it's good... how did it tasted like?
Me: like a cold shower
Her: LOL!!!! nice one
Me:what's your motto?
Her: it's kinda crappy but: "i just wanna live while i'm alive" what's yours?
Me: i will tell you tomorrow when we'll meet
Her: btw! i used to work with some people from your town! really cool people!
Me: respect. when we will get married i want you to buy me a yacht
Her:wow lol... sure if you will get me a hammer! =]
Me: i'll get you a pizza with pineapple. cya tomorrow, good buy china girl
Her: lol that' something too... omg awesome!!! i'll cya tomorrow!!! btw i gotta make you a nickname as well!!! $%^$ XDDD
we met on the next day and she was even hotter than i thought, i KC'd in the middle of the mall (again, she had no idea how i looked like, i told her on the phone that she will notice me because i stand out in the crowd, and when i met her, she gave me a super powerful IOI by giving me a great eye contact without knowing that it ws me for 100%)
after we kissed she was all over me and told me stuff like: "guys hit on me all the time.. but you are so special" and then she started literally crying and she told me that she felt that i'm the one or something the moment i sent her the message.
we got to her place and while walking on the street all the guys were giving me thumbs up and shit and all the girls was ioing me. we got to her place and she showed me pictures of her in swimming suit modeling for some famous model agency. i was really attracted to her because i am really into models (like duh) and she's tall enough for me (im 1.85 and she was 1.78). the coolest thing is though, that i she gave me 0 LMR while escalating to sex even though her parents were in the next room. we woke up the next morning and her parents wasn't home so i took the oportunity to really make her feel good and i used the amazing steve piccus orgasm techniques on her and after 2 hours + - she was squirting like crazy, and while her body was shaking i whispered to her "do you think you can fall in love with me?" and she stood up all shaking and shit, gave me a hug and started crying again and mumbling stuff like: "your the one... i love you.. .i love you so much... omg omg ican't believe it happend"
well that's all folks,
Lots Of Love,
Vibe
ps
good luck plowing through my typos
CHAT
