| bro now i got s better one, yesterday as i was at the concert extreme thing i did a lonewolf move and walk in alone and i promise by the end of the night i was gonna be the most popular kid, i met some friends who look at me like the leader of the group, said hi to them and everything after watching two wrestling matches i said fuk it lets go get some popularity so i got a sharpy and wrote my own number on my arm and i had my friends write random stuff and one of my friends who is an hb 8 got all excited and wrote hers and put the comment i'll be home tommorrow meet me there at 1pm then i saw bree the HB9 i cant get out of my mind whos brother is a PUA also and she saw how everyone in the group was taggin so she wrote her number down and i neg her with why do i need your number you aint sexy enough so she was like really? gave me a kiss in the lips and said am i sexy now i was like gum so she laughed i got some points and a kiss from her, so i was ready i walked down into the moshing pits and started asking all the bros to tag me,good move cuz once you win the guys you win the girls so next thing you know i had young 16yr olds tagging me too so i started moving back and made a line of ppl wanting to tag me all over i walked to where all the models were and there was this perfect blonde bunny teeth that i nicknamed bugsy, i wanted to get her to sign me she had a great fun vibe coming from her a i'm ready personality, and the confidence of a PUA that has been in the game for decades, she was the ultimate test for me a female version of a PUA guys drooling over her getting her to sign shirts and shit like that but they all approached her, i wanted her to come to me so i had to take my game to a different and higher level so i started moving a little closer to her and had ppl following me to tag all over me phone number names just whatever in my arms, legs, chest stomach, back i was also giving out my number and all that on girls that wanted me to write on their boobs i was having fun next thing you know i started getting all the guys that were going to the PUAHB11 so that got her attention, then the other models that were there went to me and wanted me to give them my number so finally the 11 comes up to me and said hey can i tag u i said theres a line but its going down so go back there and she said hell no i'm pretty i said so what beauty is very common so go to the end so she listen and followed finally when it was her turn she said
11:can i sign your cock
me: what?
11: please your so hot i just want to do you right now
me: uh i don't usually do that(thinking it was a joke) but sure
11: (she grabs my hand) follow me
so now we're running like bunnies being chased by wolves, but it felt like running so two bunnies can get it on so she takes me backstage to a dressing room and looks the door and starts taking off her shirt no bra under, the most but most perfect tits i've ever seen i already had pre-cum by just looking at her topless, hottest chick i have ever seend, she says
11: before anything what size small, medium, large, or extra large
me: hmm shirt well i'm a large (i knew what she ment, she was down to business)
11: (laughs) no, condom size
me: in that case magnum xL
11: oh a big boy i see
me: hey teens like it big (i assumed she was 18-19) how old are you?
11: i am 19 but shut up i wanna fuck NOW!!!
we got it on after me nutting like 5 times and her like 7+ i lost count and she passed out after a while she woke up, i was tired but i acted like i didn't even enjoy it and she said
11: best sex i ever had wow get my phone number down i really need to do this again next time you're the one thats gonna be passing out not me
me: psh dude it was only 2hours i can go longer
11: oh dear god i can't wait til next time
me:hopefully next time u get better
11: dude just by looking at you the way you walk and your smile turns me on wow
me: it happens, by the way hi i'm mello
11: hi i'm kansas
me:wtf what kind of name is that (as we're both laying down cuddling)
kansas: well blah blah blah my parents where rednecks blah blah blah born under kkk leaders(oh crap i'm mexican, she did say the only reason she wanted me was because she could tell i was half mexican half white raised white but at the same time open minded bout learning my original language) then some more blah blah blah, then she stopped and said
kansas: hey i did not get to sign your cock or your number
i gave her my number then she gave me bj signed it with "property of kansas" then she finished me off, i went back to a mosh pit area moshed til i got my lip busted and my shirt ripped apart then to my friends where i sat next to for the rest of the night, i did not say a word to them about this to them then kansas texts me
text: hey cutie after party for escape the faith
i replied well i'm going to a different party that another girl invited me to
i was so tired i could barely walk and with the smell of weed it was worst but i wanted to go so it was like 20 different cars going to a house in North las vegas, the party was the shit i had some guys try to hit on this girl but my game was at like 300% it was flawless, i brushed them off, and even she brushed off the ones i couldn't get i also got another girls number there, it was so awesome and this chick kansas just wouldn't let go of me she was like i was some sort of gold plate everyone at the party wanted to be around, for the first time i felt like i went from AFC to PUA yesterday a true PUA, i felt like i was one of the rockstars playing there screw it better than them i didn't have to use routines, or anything to get this girl for me to look fun and interesting, i was just being me the ME i always wanted to be it was just natural game and today even with a busted lip this morning i'm 100% sure i can walk out there and bang the first hot chick i see by just winking at her, i now understand the TRUE meaning of being a PUA, peacocking, being the center of attention, and giving everyone the best time i can give them and a memory they'll always remember
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