this was a spectacular night. i went to a neighboring college campus with 4 female friends from high school (HBRED6 HBBLOND7 HBBLACK7 HBBRUNETTE7....seriously one of each) to go party at some frat houses. i had a great time but frat houses are retarded, just a horrible mixture of horny AFC's and AMOG's that try way too hard.

so first the five of us go to HBBLACK's dorm room and i see her roomates and one of them is a 5 the other is an 8. i totally ignore the 8. i came into the room telling a DHV story to HBRED so i already walked into the situration with social proof and high value. finally the hb8 asks my name and i tell her. we all talk for a little bit then we decide to hit the town for some partying. we are walking down the street and HBBlonde7 starts going arm and arm with me.

HBBLONDE: Hi jinks, i seriously love you
Hi jinks: i dont blame ya (with a smirk)
HB: arent you gonna say it back???
HI: not with that kinda attitude....(i let go of her arm and walk ahead of her) you're losing me...
HB: NO! (she grabs my arm harder this time)
HI: okay, i love you too
we walk for awhile and talk about bullshit fluff. she stops and randomly goes
HB: hi jinks, i seriously love you. you look like Chad Michael Murray with your head shaved like that

i look straight ahead unaffected by this great compliment. she pets my head and i reward her by squeezing her closer......Wrong move????

anyways, i get to the frat houses and see this girl i used to have a huge crush on in my AFC days. we were in the LJBF zone, so i had to up the kino IMMEDIATLY when i saw her. p.s. she is a smoking hot HB9 with a 10 ass.

HB9 hugs and kisses HBBLONDE on the lips, just a pec so i see that HB9 is willing to open up tonight

HB9: OMG Hi jinks!!!! (hugs me)
HI: dont you miss me?
HB9: omg yes i miss you.
(i hug her again, the smell of her hair was intoxicating.....its either that or the vodka i had)
Hi: gimme a kiss (she turns her cheeck for me to peck her but i hold steady for the lips and she accepts and giggles)
we part ways for an hour or so and i go into a frat house. i see an HB8 wiht a couple of dudes and go in and just blow them outta the water. they were AFC's and all they could do was stand and watch as i took this girls attention. to be honest i have NO idea what i said to her....something about her flexing her muscles, i dont remember and its not important. i wasnt even using routines last night, i was just using concepts, and it seemed to get great results.
but i remember what i did to close with her...

Hi: you are so cool, i love you
HB8: omg i love you too (hug)
her arms are around my neck and my arms are on her waist, i found out last night that this is a VERY easy way to k-close a girl.
i looked her in the eyes and just made the "kissy face" and she kissed me. it was just a kiss, no make out....im dissapointed i didnt escalate it into a make out, but i did not need to worry. my time would come......

i had trouble with an AMOG frat boy that kicked me out for stomping on his turf with some girls of his, they werent that hot and the party was dying down so i left. i wasnt sober enough to have a battle of words (or fists) with this guy. he was perfectly sober.

i go outside and find HB9 from before

no idea what i said but i was talking with her, locked in and i just said
HI: look at me (she gives me the DDB) put your arms around me (she puts her arms around my neck and i put mine on her waist) kiss me. we proceed to make out in front of everyone on a crouded street. AFC's were yelling "get a room" from cars and even a couple AFC's next to me said get a room. i didnt care, i was making out with this HB9 i had put on a pedastel for so many years, and i finally got her. the AFC's she had come with were amazed.
they were wispering to each other "this guy that was with HB9, watch him work, he's a player" then all of a sudden some guy tries to wing ME. hes like "dude im (insert retarded name here) isnt this sweet?" i dont pay attention, hes distracting me so his friend can get my girl, and its working. so i go up to her drag her away a few feet and make out with her again.i felt like such pimp. I walked with an air of confidence and people that saw me make out with her were just giving me the vibe like i was a player. the girls i was with even called me a player.


comments? questions? tips?

uhh ive been thinking this for a while but when people write field reports and use there screen name (like hi-jinks) when they talk to girls, do you actually introduce yourself as hi-jinks? or is it more like "Hi. I'm hi-jinks.(insert my real name here)

i personally have never introduced myself as hi jinks. i hear of mPUA's that introduce themselves as their PUA names like Mystery or David DeAngelo

Well, how did the night end? You were making out on the street with her after thwarting some AFCs, and then...

Congrats man.

...respeck.

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i lost HB9 that i made out with. idk where she ran off to, i wanted to escalate with her but oh well, there will be other girls.

i went back to RED's dorm room and just went to sleep after the parties all died down.

you should of left her wanting more brother...

maybe say man, i gotta get some food... or say you had an after party to get to... and then begin to walk away... she may have given u the number or asked to join u, since you were saying food or the other party was more important than continuing to make out with her..


everything else was money...

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i knew her from high school soooo, i already had her number.