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PostPosted: Wed Mar 24, 2010 1:43 pm 
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Okay I went to strip club, I wasn't going to spend any money according to plan. I did it anyway. 2 dances from chick I had a dance from before. I know I'm dumbass. Anyway I get this thought in my head that I'm finally going to get that lesbian dance I've always wanted. Cross it off my bucket list.

hbfuckslave sits beside and she is fucking cute, smoking hot young woman. We start talking about vactions tv, I get her laughing, I'm getting repore, I'm keeping her off her script, its going kick ass, but eventually she asks if I want a dance, I distract her first time for awhile, we tak for awhile she tries to hit her script again, but I fuck up. Long story short I agree to get a dance with her and her girl friend. A dance turns into four. In my defense its hard to focus on things like math when your surround by four nice tits. I got to play with thier tits and ass, they like oh god master I love your big hard cock, and their rubbing my dick. sigh I was out numbered.

Actually during first dance they kept laughing and giggling. I took it with good humour. HBdoggy told me later that giggling isn't a big deal, that she does it too, it just nervousness or something. HBfuckslave and HBcockslave started realing getting into it once I started spanking them. I've never met a dancer that didn't love to get spanked.

One funny thing was I spanking HBfuckslave and she's like hard master spank me harder, so spank her harder each time, finally give a really hard one and she's like ouch, laughs and is like the other cheek now.

btw spanking two girls at once kind of was an interesting changelle.

Okay this had me heated so I go outside to the smoking area to chill. best fucking lesson of the night. when a dancer goes out to have smoke she's not in dancer mode nor are the waitress in wairess mode. Its there break. They just like to chill and gab. Its not noise and loud with music like the rest of the club. not only is a perfect move location, but its big enough that it has a move location within it. good for opening a dancer or waitress in non business mode, going for moving her when you want to go into comfort.

Seriously I'm going to make all my mistakes at this club, then once I got it all figured out, I'm going to hit the legendary brass rail.


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PostPosted: Wed Mar 24, 2010 3:18 pm 
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In all honesty, you should stop considering anything that happens at a strip club 'gaming' or 'sarging'. You are taking the easy way out by thinking your game improves with them. It doesn't. That's what they are paid to do. They get their money by making you think you are seducing them.

If you need to build you self confidence talking to women, try the newbie's challenge or learn approaches on mall clerks.

Strippers are not good for your game and will only make you misscalibrate with other women.

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In all honesty, you should stop considering anything that happens at a strip club 'gaming' or 'sarging'. You are taking the easy way out by thinking your game improves with them. It doesn't. That's what they are paid to do. They get their money by making you think you are seducing them.

If you need to build you self confidence talking to women, try the newbie's challenge or learn approaches on mall clerks.

Strippers are not good for your game and will only make you misscalibrate with other women.
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 28, 2010 8:29 pm 
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I do open chicks at malls, the chicks that work the kesioks are often the best to open because they are sooo bored.

Still, I enjoy strip clubs. They're so much fun and I'm doing all of this in order to have fun, otherwise what's the point?

Also lately I find I'm, learning more from the strip club then the mall. There is one chick that is total playerette, not as in stripper game, but as in I think she banging more then few of the girls. Totally the alpha chick of the bar. Great story teller too, had a whole group of dancers and dudes enthralled with a story during a cigeratte break. Still I had her trying to get my approval one time, oddly by my telling her that I thought it was cool how she dominated the dudes on stage and in general and she was like oh I'm not really like that, we had a good convo, busted on each a bit, and I don't recall her ever asking for a dance.

Actually I've started teasing girls alot on there hustle, like if they playfully tease your hair, might call her a cavewoman and ask her if that's how she gets men, by wacking them on the head and dragging them to her cave by their hair, kind of a role reversal about cavemen.

Or if she messages my back playfully and might say "you know this is real reason I come here, the free back rubs, I haven't had to go back the chiroprator since I started coming here"

Oh and I now have retoutine where I tell a story about a dancer was so forceful that she actually tried to pull me to the SPAM, but she was going in the wrong direction and I thinking shit, I should have brought my rape whistle, ect... works well, plus its a true story.

Stuff like that.

Oh that reminds me I actually forgot the funniest part of the night was me talking HBdoggy (how is pretty) about her love a dog porn during her cig break. yeah, she thinks dog porn is hot but chick fucking horses are disgusting and guys doing dogs is gross, and she goes onto discribe a vid of a dude fucking a rotwieler to me, and I'm like but you still watched it and laughing my ass off.

It was wierd but hot listening to her describe how hot she thought watching a chick getting fucked hard by a dog was. total euthasism.

And unless she stripping at the humane society, their is no fucking way that was stripper game.

Once you throw them off their game enough, alot of the girls a pretty cool fucking people. Maybe its the club I go to, they are relitively relax, most just seem to chill when not talking to a patron.

but like I said I'm also developing stuff for the mall, influenced by the stuff in the titty bar, but obviously ment for day time game in the mall. also I mean to expand to night clubs once I figure a few logistical problems out.


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