| haha i like it. i find that talking bad about cops is a generally good conversation topic (whether or not people like cops, and most don't, they will entertain the idea of you hating the cops)
If I were you, I would go with a totally rediculous, hyperbole story about escaping arrest. It doesn't need to be true, I find that some fiction stories, even if the girls know they are fiction still serve their purpose as badass DHV's / conversation fillers even if you say it like a joke, on the other hand if it comes off too much like a joke and she sees you have a prop you're gonna seem try hard.
actually, come to think of it, since ur prolly not gonna be able to come up with a legit story, ur gonna seem try hard...UNLESS you use it strictly in the night game/club environment.
so, tell them you were on your way to the club and got pulled over, for some bullshit reason, like somebody just robbed a bank and had ur exact same car. The cops hassle you for a while, then tell you they are gonna take you in for questioning. You know you HAVE to get to the club tonight, because you have a feeling you will meet your soul mate (ooh I like this, haha i think mystery would like this part too) You warn the cops that you are a badass martial artist, but they get defensive and slap a cuff on your wrist. You know it's now or never, jail or club time so you take a swing for the cop. (At this point make all kinds of crazy martial arts motions and loud noises to demonstrate the fight) U then take the cop car while they are temporarily unable to fight, and speed away, telling ur friend to follow you, you meet up a short distance away, ditch the car, and then realize u were so pumped up you forgot to get the key to ur cuffs! so u park the car in an underground garage, put the cover on it and head in the club, deciding to worry about the handcuff later.
hahahahah okay, everybody criticize my cool/lame story as you will, but I gave it a shot, something nobody else could do. I think it's a little rediculous for me to use, realizing so AFTER I wrote it, but hey, if you can tweak it and pull it off, you da man lol
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