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PostPosted: Fri Sep 21, 2007 9:47 am 
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Holy shit this night was a giant surprise. Went out in a black button down with a pinstripe hat to peacock.

I live in Boulder (huge college party town), and my Wing convinced me to come out to Golden with him (not to huge, engineering 80% male town). I was not thrilled, but there was a lady's night at a local bar so we went there to sarge a little.

I was surprised, there were actually women there. It's my wing's college town, so he knows everyone. He bounces around, introduces me to some people and we set up a little base of operations.

After a quick survey, there are four girls who are legit 7.5s or better. One is my Wing's boss, one chinese girl, one brunette, and one blond.

I start out with Wing's boss, and we joke around and tease eachother. Wing has told her about MM, and we briefly discuss how it is based on the vulnerabilities in women that are created but female superficiality. I spend a few minutes getting into C&F mode. I'm eyeing blond, but I decide to open asian.

She's watching a beerpong game, and the players suck. I just open with a casual "man this is the longest game ever." It turns out she's waiting to play, and I accidentally DLV a little and say we should play together. She's skeptical. Anyway, turns out she's from China, doesn't know many people here, blah blah. I stay C&F, ling neg her hair, and toss her a couple non-looks based coplimentes. I talk about my chinese friends and she says she wants to go get another drink. I say I'll be with my friends, and says she'll never come back.

I meet up with Wing who is with his friends. He's just talking about pickup. I open brunette with kiss opener while sitting bar, she's standing. Hooks well, I begin my DHV material, which all hooks. I tell me Japanese friend DHV story (here). She's laughing and giving IoIs. He friend walks up, we get introduced, i chat with obstacle. target orders a drink and turns away. I wait to see if target will return. She doesn't so I move on

I see Asian again, she comes back into a set of HB6s I'm idly catting with. One knows her, they talk and get comfortable. I tease, neg and DHV a little. Wing comes and takes obstacles from me. We discuss language, she teaches me some chinese phrases, I teach her some Japanese. I exaggerate my accent and put words together funny to make her laugh. We discuss East Asian politics briefly, I run a little DHV material on her, and I tell her I'm a hiphip artist.

She asks me to spit a verse, so I say no at first and she begs a little so I do. She likes it, and she says she wants to come to a show. I say maybe I'll tell her. I suggest we move somewhere more quiet, so we move by the restrooms. It's too loud, so we step outside. I've built a little kino thus far, so I over her my arm like a gentlemen. We walk till we find a bench.

I talk about connection between people, how beauty doesn't phase me, how most guys would bore me, etc etc. She's digging it and we chat about it all until I propose questions game. This goes on a little, then I switch to the 2 truths and a lie game. I win the round and she asks what I want as a prize. I say a kiss and we make out.

Five minutes later I'm sucking her tits and she's rubbing me, and I decide to break kino. I say we should stop and I pull away. She says she's getting turned on. We re-initiate, and then I say we should go back to her place. She agrees but wants to stop by the bar and tell her roommates.

I run into the bar like a madman, tell him that not only did I just k-close, I need condoms because I want to f-close. We drive to his place, get condoms, and come back at about 100 miles an hour in about 120 seconds.

Leaving the bar is a little tricky. One of her friends in drunk, and another AFC is trying desparately to hit on her. He serves her a drink. I drink it fast for her. We bounce.

From here the night went smooth... almost. Flirting, pillow fighting. Just before she's about give me head though, she stops and says she's never done it. Then comes the big one;

She's a virgin. OMGWTFBBQMMORPG

My high score is 15 but I'd never ever slept with a virgin before. I was nervous, but she really wanted to do it so we fucked. She's 22 and wanted to lose it so hey. We lay around after talking about life and showing eachother facebook photos.

We exchange numbers and I go home.

The end. First f-close ever.

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 21, 2007 1:08 pm 
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"OMGWTFBBQMMORPG "

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH PRICELESS

congrats man well done...always a nice confidence boost to f-close you feel great for the next few weeks. hahaha I'm gonna have to use that omgwtfbbqmmorpg. That's hilarious.


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PostPosted: Fri Sep 21, 2007 4:10 pm 
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haha yea... "oh my god, what the fuck, barbeque, multiplayer online role playing game"

i freaked out

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