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PostPosted: Sat Jan 16, 2010 12:37 am 
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so i walked into a neg the other day without even trying. I was in the gym and saw a gorgeous HB10... I was trying to be creative with my opener and saw she was in all black, but was wearing white shoes... but mine are black :D

ME: "hey! so i was sitting over there and decided that you and i should switch shoes"
HER: (gives me a push and blushes) "shut up! i know i have big feet (sad face)"
ME: "well, i was gonna say that mine match your outfit better, but now that you mention it... ugh (disgusted look)... your feet are pretty big"

more playful pushing kino and # close haha. she almost caught ME off guard cuz she set HERSELF up!!!

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Just a little follow up on the endless possibilities of the chewing gum neg - this is a bit of a harsher version, might end up getting her angry, but it worked for me.

Mystery suggested just handing her gum and not saying anything.

In my case, she had burped (don't ask me why, she's a 9-10, so who gives a damn), and nobody made any comment, so I just went slowly up to her (concerned and potentially disgusted look on my face) and showed her the piece of gum. As she answered 'No thanks, I don't want any', I took a pause, looked her in the eyes like I would a child who didn't understand what I was saying and said, 'Yes you do'.

As a reward I was given the biggest puppy eyes I had seen in a while, a small silence of submission, and a few hours of undivided attention.

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 16, 2010 6:26 pm 
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What about this?

"Do you wear contacts? because your eyes look red."
I use "Are you wearing contacts? because your eyes are all watery looking."


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PostPosted: Tue Mar 30, 2010 3:21 pm 
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A neg for the newer generation.
You- So what kinda music do you like
Her-(whatever she says)
You- Oh you seem like a Jonas Brothers kinda person

It gets lots of laughs and hasn't failed me yet. But like I said its kind of a new gen thing.

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 9:02 pm 
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One i use its not so much as a neg but more of a playful insult;

As she is talking smile and say.

"Just a sec your wigs not straight!" whilst pretending to put it straight.

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 07, 2010 4:25 am 
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4. Well at least you two things going for you, lighting and distance. - That is awesome, a little too rude though maybe!

Haha, ill try it!

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[quote="Ripped"]Hi, first post. (here ) Learning the 'game'


This is cold, did you make it right?
Point to the muffins; Did you make these? If you did I'm not having one.
Is this the right change? You're lying.
Are you reading the temperature guage properly?
Aren't you fired yet?
That's a nice hat. (skull on a black cap) are you gothic?
Pretend you know how to make it properly today.
(Just walking in) Why isn't it ready yet?
(looking at the muffins) These look stale, are you sure that you didn't make these?
I'll have a cold mocha.
Have you taken a course on how to use that machine yet?

haha so funny! wel done.


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PostPosted: Tue Apr 13, 2010 12:56 am 
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Neg - Short for Negative compliment.

Hence the word compliment, it should be a compliment then followed up with something very mildly offensive that you have 'obviously' said by accident.

An example being, you've got such a cute nose and it wiggles when you talk?
Cute nose-compliment.
Your nose wiggles - mildly offensive.

Saying you have bad breathe have a chewing gum is not a neg, arguable it can serve to knock a highHB down a peg or two or as a little bit of c/f but not a neg.

A neg could maybe be:
HB: Burps
ME: It's good to see that your confident enough to relax around guys you've just met. Then hand her a chewing gum - but don't say anything.
HB: (may respond with) Oh does my breathe smell.
ME: Haha I didn't mean it like that (friendly hug/kino).

Wow you have a really natural face, have you ever though about wearing more lipstick/eyeliner/mascara it would make your eyelashes look even longer.

Arguably 2 negs there.
Your beautiful - you need make up.
You need more mascara - your eyelashes look long.

Maybe with a really cocky HB10 you could just say "Wow you have a really natural face, have you ever thought about wearing make-up?"

However this might be a bit more than 'mildly' offensive and may get you slapped!

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What about this?

"Do you wear contacts? because your eyes look red."
I like this but i think i would say something like - Do you have allergies? Cuz your eyes look red

just a small variation
Hey guys, haven't been on in a while, currently getting over a case of one-itis,

:D

Came up with this one accidentally, opened three set and when i met HB8.5 i instantly noticed she had colored lenses-

me: Hi hb nice to meet you, i like your contacts

BOOM!! Meet the last one, as hb is freaking out because apparantly noone has ever noticed befor. Told her i was very observant and half psychic and did the number mind reading test, got it and she wouldn't leave me alone!!

haha, what do you guys think??


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Don't know if you would really call this a neg. Good fun though and it throws the girls off balance.

Me: Who do you think are better kissers? Guys or girls?
Her: Mmmm...Girls? (They nearly always say girls!)
Me: Haha...you lesbian!!

What you think?


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PostPosted: Thu Apr 22, 2010 7:00 pm 
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here very hard neg :D

"Did you fart?"
"Noooo..."
"Then you just smells like that"

yeah it's terrible :D

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one of my negs favorites is

when a friend u like but she don't like u and ur getting off the friend zone

best neg
you: hey are you going to watch (movie) on(anyday)?
hb:yeah im going
you: alright i'm going (the day after)?

works like a charm

i got to experiment more anyone got anymore of those to get out of the friend zone Pm me plz


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Me "Are you french ?"
Her "no "
me " why are your arms/legs so hairy then ?"

Another one is when a girl is seeking validation on her beauty e.g. a picture of her or an outfit shes wearing.
her "does such and such look good ?"
you "loose the mustache and it will be perfect"

yes i do enjoy my hairy negs :D


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I've only ever used this once (unknowingly, as a slightly cocky-and-funny AFC) and haven't field tested it, but, used on a girl wearing something retro (used specifically on an artist-type HB7 / 8 ) :

Hey, I love those boots. Did you pick those up at the Goodwill store? Because I hear that's where the hip chicks are making grandma's stuff cool again.


Kind of impregnated a compliment and mild tease


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