Enjoy fellas~

Been really busy with school these days... but I thought you guys would enjoy this one. A week ago I flew back to Cali on an EARLY ass flight (around 4-5 am?) on Virgin Airlines to San Francisco. I know this is a detailed explanation... but it will clearly make sense to you guys soon lol.

Anyways I'm sitting at my gate just chilling, with no obvious intention on hitting on anyone as it was hella early. I look up from browsing through my iPod and I see the most ridiculous guy ever walking around wearing gray UGG boots and a leprechaun hat (that's San Francisco for ya). Immediately I think about peacocking and started to laugh a little. Sitting a couple rows back and I see this gorgeous brunette HB9 wearing the same color Uggs. Should I? This girl looked to be about 22ish (and I'm only 19) Eh, fuck it... its not like I'm ever going to see her again I thought.

As we were boarding I made sure to try and get in line right in front of her (better to be in front and turning your head and talking)

Chex - You know (I lightly tapped her arm here) you and that guy behind us would make an extremely cute couple with those matching boots you guys have.

HB9 - (looks down , looks over and then laughs) oh helllllllll no

Chex - Yeah I guess you're right... you'd look like a huge dork with a leprechaun hat

HB9 - yeah i'd look horrible with that on hahaha... are you flying home?

etc etc. Just a bunch of small talk. We already started to board and I honestly thought that this wasn't going anywhere as she was boarding group B and I was boarding group C (so we couldn't talk as we were boarding). Whatever I thought.

Anyways as I was walking down the aisle.. turned to my row and lo and behold shes sitting in the middle row.

Chex - Just because youre not good enough for him doesn't mean you gotta be stalking me all over the place (with a smile)

HB9 - Sorry I fell for you the moment I looked at you (with a smile back). Is there anyway I can get the window seat?

Chex - Oh hellllllllllllll no (in the same voice as hers)

HB9 - Come on! Ill do anything! I hate the middle seat!

Chex - Sorry sweetie, I only allow girls who look good in leprechaun hats sit window.

Anyways, I could tell she was kind of taken aback by this. I considered being like whatever and just giving it to her.. but this girl was extremely attractive. I didn't want to label myself as just another one of those guys that does anything for her.

We take off and I was extremely bored (it was a 6 hour flight) and decided to watch a movie. Hangover (my all time favorite movie by the way) was available and I was like whatever fuck it. I start watching it and about 15 minutes into the movie I noticed her peeking while reading her magazine.

Chex - If you want to watch the movie with me, dont be a chicken and just ask.

HB 9 - (hits her leg against mine (small IOI)) and grabs the earphone.

About an hour into the movie (we were laughing so much) I slowly started to my finger against her hand. She didn't move. Throughout the movie I escalated... eventually working to holding hands. I gave her a quick peek in the eyes and I saw her smile... Bingo.

After the movie.... I stopped and turned to her with a very serious expression (mind you ive been smiling to her this entire time) and said, "I have a very serious question for you."

HB9 (a look of concern) - what?

Chex - If you were a pirate... would you rather have your parrot on this shoulder (I tapped her shoulder closest to me), or this one (I wrapped my arm around her). This was done with a cute/cocky smile of course.

HB9 - You are way too smooth (laughing)

Chex - I think I deserve a kiss on the cheek for that one and I leaned in toward her.

She obliged but right before she kissed me on the cheek, I turned to my left which made her kiss me on the lips. (I have done this several times and it has worked wonders.... but make sure you are positive you are reading your IOIs correctly and play it off as joke. I actually use this as a quick judgment test as well, and you can tell whether youre ready to move in).

HB9 - Omg you ass (slapping my shoulder playfully)

Test Passed. I smiled as I moved in and we made out. As we were making out out of the corner of my eye I saw the same guy walking down the aisle (He was obviously 100% gay not that I have anything against gay people). He looked over at us and started walking and smiled was like oooooooooooooooh look at these love birds. He said it in such a way that I laugh every single time I think about to this day.

For the next hour or so we were fooling around.. she was grabbing at me and I rubbed her down (I wanted to finger her but she was wearing jeans). I could feel she was getting extremely wet though.

I then whispered close to her ear, "I'm going to the bathroom on the left. Wait about a minute and come inside. (That's what she said btw)

She nods.

I remember sitting in the bathroom just thinking... wow I can't believe I'm going to do this. I waited about 30 seconds and then I started to get worried that she would flake but she came through.

She was all fucking over me in the bathroom. Took off all her clothes as I took off all of mine. I pulled out hella toilet paper and put the toilet seat down and the toilet paper on top (Sorry airplane bathroom's are disgusting). She went down on me like a queen. I sat on the toilet seat... she got on top and it was the most awkward (because of the small ass space) but most exhilarating sex of my life. Funny thing to mention for laughs: As she was riding there was some turbulence and she banged her head on the side and I couldn't stop laughing. I was surprised I was able to get off because I was nervous as hell but it was definitely fun.

Finished.. cleaned up and the rest of the airplane we cuddled (we were both pretty tired). We get off and we grabbed lunch. I found out she lives about an hour from my dorm so she gave me her number and we've actually been talking quiet a bit.

I made sure to take off my birthday year on my Facebook as I told her I was 21. She's coming over my dorm in a couple of days.

Ciao

That's about the coolest fucking lay report I have ever read. Not a single criticism from me. I wish I had had your skills when I was a mere 19. You are the pimp, pimp.

Living a Dream Mate !! where were you travelling from! Sounds Fun

Thanks guys... I basically took the time and read every lay/field report on these forums so thats where I really got every idea/routine/neg/etc. from. The results are ridiculous. But I must say.. I was EXTREMELY lucky to have her sit next to me.

Anyways I thought I would write the three things I learned from this experience so I could back for reference and maybe help you guys out some.

1) Carpe Momentum! Seize the moment! There are more chances out there that you can imagine. I had a huge problem about going up to girls... but what you need to ask yourself is what really happens if she rejects you? Sure you might get hurt.. but what else? Nothing. In fact, especially day game, there's a likely chance you wont ever see this girl again anyways.

2) It's always good to practice different routines to see what really works with your style. Personally I like to have this mix of cute/cocky (that's what honestly works best for me) but other people have different styles. I thought about pulling the The Cube and then later moving toward the "are you an impulsive person" with this HB and actually changed plans later on. Something inside me told me that this would have freaked her out and it was better to take a different approach.

3. If youre going to make out with someone on a plane, make sure your guys' seats are upright. As I was making out with HB I looked up and this AFC behind me was staring on top of us.

Oh this is absolute genious.. wonderful

cheers

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nailed it! I read it about 2 weeks ago and read it again now by mistake
you made me laugh like hell with the "Hell no simulation lol.
You missed an IoI mate : "Sorry I fell for you the moment I looked at you "
I believe it was an IOI. besides the well known saying that in every laugh hides a truth, think that if you are interested in a hot girl , thats exactly what you'd say! (thats what popped to my head) therefore I believe this is an IOI!

Regards

"Love is not a thing to understand.
Love is not a thing to feel.
Love is not a thing to give and receive.
Love is a thing only to become
And eternally be. "

Ahah, you're ridiculous dude . Thumbs up. I love that your lay report is entertaining and actually teaches people something. Unlike other LR's from n00bs who feel the need to brag about getting some. They are easy to recognize as they always seem to resolve in questions about why their wood isn't hard enough or go into an unnecessarily detailed rant about the firmness of their wood. Good shit.

if there was a hall of fame for LRs urs is definetly in there u even did it "on air" lmao

Best fucking lay report evvveerrrrrrr! ( in the Simpsons comic book nerd voice)

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Ha ha, you are a king among men sir.

Props to you brother, you and I are both the same age, and reaching high for someone who is 22 is a big deal. Congrats!

DANG! that's legit! Gratz on the lay! keep it up pal

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