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Im doing a lot of my game outside clubs at the moment, which is normally the smoking area. Its rich with women, problem is its FREEZING in the UK at the mo.
Here are a couple of openers which are working for me
Direct:
Me: Hey have you got a light?
HB; sure ( rummages through bag )
Me: ( Wait until she gets it out.) I dont smoke....... i just thought you were cute.
Hit AMAZINGLY last night
Indirect
Me: Hey guys, i need some advice on something really serious.
Ok, i hooked one of my best female friends up with another friend of mine about 6 months ago, and they have been happily dating. I have just gone into the club and seen her kissing someone else...... Is that cheating?
HB: blah blah blah, you have to tell them
ME: OK, i havent finished the story yet though, there is a twist.
She wasnt kissing a guy......it was a girl
HB: Oh thats totally different then, blah blah blah
Girls always say its different when its two girls, so just bust them on it, HARD. I started calling one a lesbian last night because it was 3am an i was running out of steam, next thing i knew she was making out with me.
Have fun
I like the direct opener, the interupt is a nice touch. Unfortuantely the interupt only works on smokers (ugh) but on the upside for a non-smoker you can always just interupt her "I don't smoke" speech.
The indirect one is just a minor edit of a classic MM opener, but I guess you knew that. It is a tried and true classic, well done.