This stuff is a winner. I usually dont use alot of canned stuff out in the field, but this really intrigued me. So i found the perfect chance this morning to test it out. I was out applying for jobs this morning and got severely frustrated. I came out on the street for a smoke and there was HB 9/10... completely gorgeous sitting there on the bench alone with her phone texting with a fairly annoyed look on her face. Figured hey what the hell! I planted my self right next to her on the bench, lit my cigarette and just said

Tigra: You know what? You look like how i feel...
HB9/10: Ehh?
Tigra: Just saying.. you looked fucked off. I figured we could both bitch about our problems together.

Take it from there....

And lo and behold... I had an instant date, and im going to model with her in a suit in some photoshoot shes doing this saturday.

NOTE: This could have worked just because I am good looking (excuse me, not trying to be up myself).. But I still think you guys should try it.

cheers

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dressed in majestic splendor and touched by the flames of eternal fire...

i dont know, sounds like a punch in the face to me..

No way bro, feels like that would be blow out city.

Yea, HB's usually aren't looking for a therapist. If they are going to therapy, I doubt they wanna fuck their therapist.

This can be a tough one, on one hand it works with the situation but it goes against being the problemless, in control, alpha male persona.
I guess some people might forget that its not about what you say but how you say it!
Saying it with a joking tone i recon it could get her to have a laugh and maybe relax a little making it easier to get into conversation.
Bottom Line: At least you made an approach, whatever happens you'll come away better than if you had thought about it and not done anything.

Im in aus as well mate.. ahh aussie girls haha

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dressed in majestic splendor and touched by the flames of eternal fire...

You made an observation that was relevant to the girl. As long as she is in a shitty mood it should work, even if it is negative. Personally I would have changed the 'we can bitch about things together' with something like 'whats up with you then?'.

Tigra: You know what? You look like how i feel...
HB9/10: Ehh?
Tigra: Just saying.. you looked fucked off. I figured we could both bitch about our problems together.

I gotta be honest I dont like it I think you got away with your looks on that one fella! This is simply portraying that you have issues and a low value