With email and cell phones, gossip spreads faster than light these days. I have found that making yourself popular with large groups of women can have - well, unbelievable results. That means frequenting a restaurant, for example, with a lot of beautiful waitresses, over a period of time and getting to know them all. I did that for some months at a restaurant/bar with dozens of babes working there, made sure to make friends with the managers as well, and then I sent the following email to their public email address used for customer suggestions and complaints (I created a new email account for myself so I could send it anonymously):


"Her boyfriends all BEG her for it. And she is SO sick of it.

But who will be the man to satisfy her secret desire? Who will be the man to make HER beg?

Only the Shadow knows… "

I had no idea which waitress I was talking about, if any at all. But when I returned to the restuarant I said nothing about it, giving time for the suspense to build - who sent that email anyway? After only a few days I spied my opportunity - one of the waitresses was teasing a customer, she took his drink away and set it on a ledge, saying he was too drunk. The guy was teasingly pleading for his drink back, so I said to him in a fairly loud voice, "Get down on your knees and BEG for it!" Man, you could have heard a pin drop in that restaurant when I said that, because it was at that moment that the waitresses all knew it was me who sent that email. I just smiled, winked, paid my bill, and left. The next time I came in, ALL the waitresses were giving me the bedroom eyes, and now every time I come in another waitress will be bucking for a date, trying to give me her phone number. At first I thought, "Cool, I can choose any one I want." But it didn't take me long to realize the actual siituation - what is available to me now is not "anyone I want", but ALL of them, because that kind of playfulness, imagination, and utter audacity is SO rare in a nation inundated with sexual harassment lawsuits. The beauty of it all is that nobody can prove ANYTHING, and they all loved it anyway.

I call bullshit. That's just a fucking creepy email.

That's exactly the difference between the way men think and the way women think. Try something like that yourself and see what happens. Don't let them fool you with any party-line denials - don't listen to what they SAY, watch how they actually REACT. It's a real eye-opener.

your story sound fake but i see that your really into it. A REAL EYE OPENER you say. to me it seen like your a stalker and prey on these waitress but hey thats what i think. Will not use it because its creepy and feel like there is no CHALLENGE.

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You gotta get to know them first before you can get away with saying anything like that. If they already know you're not a creep, then they won't think it's creepy. I wouldn't try it cold.

It's so sad in the USA that we have such contradictory feelings about sex and romance. One one hand, we join forums to teach us how to seduce; on the other hand, we're ready to jump on anyone who's successful at it and call them all the right buzzwords like "stalker" and "predator". If we don't want it, then what are we doing on this forum in the first place? And if we DO want it, why are we demonizing someone else who's getting it?

I'm sorry Jake, but I don't care whether it works or not, I just think its creepy as hell. Its like my revulsion towards Ross Jeffries school of teaching; I know that shit works, but I won't touch it and I start to feel dirty for even being curious because I feel like a rapist. I don't want to succeed by compromising my values and being someone that people think is creepy is not one of my values.

X2 we all hate rapist! FACT!

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Wow you're a creep.
and delusional.

I guess I'm the only one that found this funny.

Lets see now...I'm (1) creepy, (2) a stalker (3) a predator (4) a rapist and (5) delusional. And that's just for openers. I think maybe I'm about to set some sort of record for the most evil person ever to post in a pick-up forum. By the way, I've been accused of these kinds of things at least a hundred times before. But interestingly enough, never by a woman - only by jealous men. Lighten up, enjoy your life, and stop walking on eggs afraid you will offend Her Royal Highness with a Politically Incorrect Comment. The willingness to p*** her off just to show her that you're not afraid of her (or her lawyer) is EXACTLY what she's waiting for from you.

Just to get myself dissed even worse (and perhaps banned, which would be a great honor considering this is a seduction forum, not Sunday School), here's an update:

In fact, although most of the waitresses LOVED my email because they thought it was funny, one of them in particular stopped speaking with me for 2 weeks after that. Maybe she thought I was a delusional creepy stalker predator rapist? I absolutely couldn't STAND her thinking such AWFUL things about me, so one night when she was working I told the manager to verbally give her this message:

"Susan, I know why you don't talk to me anymore. It's because you're so turned on by me you know that if you even LOOK at me you're gonna have an orgasm right there on the spot."

I watched as the manager whispered THAT into her ear. Then I watched her fall on the floor laughing, right before she wadded up a napkin and beaned me with it. We get along great now.

YOU know you're not a rapist, so don't let anyone tell you that you are! Stop walking on eggs trying not to offend woemn, stop running scared trying to prove to women that you're not bad. Rather, agree with them that you're SO BAD, and thereby prove to them that you don't give a s*** WHAT they think and that you know they never thought that about you anyway, and that you love them whether they like it or not. That's the kind of ballsy courage that women need from a man. A single drop of courage will outperform an ocean of smooth pick-up techniques.

Good thing you got the only restaurant manager in the country (aside from the ones that are sexual predators themselves) that wouldn't have you thrown out of their restaurant and banned for life. If I was the manager at that restaurant and you told me to say that to my waitress I would personaly pick you up and throw you out the door followed by your food and drinks.

The manager was a women, not some jealous beta male, which is exactly why I knew in advance that there would be absolutely no problem - there never is.

This whole hypersensitive perversion of once-legitimate concepts like "sexual harassment" and "stalking" is turning into something like what being called a "witch" must have been like in the 1600s. The whole world absolutely laughs at the silly, anal-retentive sexual pretensions they find in the United States, and I don't blame them a bit. This whole gender-war, looking-for-an-excuse-to-file-a-lawsuit mentality is something that was created by and is mainly supported by two groups of people: (i) timid men who would never have the guts to pull something like that themselves (and thus like to pretend to themselves that they're being "respectful" instead of simply cowardly) and (ii) unattrative, mannish women who are angry because they're not getting "sexually harassed" as much as they'd like to be (because nobody's attracted enough to them to bother).

Let 'em try and throw me out - but they better get themselves a Taser and GOOD lawyer, because they're gonna need both of them to overcome all the waitresses who will rush to my defense. But there's nothing special about me - anyone with the guts to stand up against today's "gender war" propaganda can do it too.

haha dude. u sound like an idiot. do you read ur posts before submitting? what the fuck are u even talking about in that email, and who are u addressing? i woud delete that shit as spam and so would anygirl. you dont sound like a creep or a rapist.you sound like a clown.trying to impress a bunch of guys on a pick up forum with a bogus made up story that isnt even that good. stop wasting our time with this bullshit and go please the restaraunt staff full of women that r beggin you for it. if ur mystery emails are so effective why are you here? ive worked in restaraunts for years puttin my self through school and you dont know what the fuck ur talking about.ur full of shit and if ur gonna bullshit people ur should come up with somethin better.

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This is 'Jake Danger''s psychiatrist. He is currently involuntarily committed to the Oakfield Institute for the Sexually Deviant. We just found out that he hijacked an Internet connection through some clever rewiring and has been secretly posting to these disgusting seduction forums. He is a sick and lonely man. We will try to keep him offline, but we do ask that if he somehow manages to post again, that you please ignore him. All of this attention is simply feeding his fantasy world.

How many waitresses do you know of that actually have company emails???

You need help