101 WAYS TO KISS A GIRL!



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PostPosted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 3:01 pm 
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Here are some everday ways to make kissing more memorable and fun!

Just in time for valentines day!! ;)

ICE KISS
Celebrate the first day of winter with an ice kiss. Put an ice cube in your mouth until your mouth becomes cold. Remove the cube, track down your love and plant a kiss that will send chills

ELECTRIC SHOCK KISS
The two of you shuffle your feet furiously on carpet. When you both have an electric charge, lean over and slowly aim for each other's lips. With your lips about one-half inch apart, move in even slower until a spark jumps between the two of you. Instantly after this happens, kiss one another...the please us the kiss right after the shock!

REWARD KISS
Next time your love performs some disliked home chore like cleaning the bathroom, mowing the lawn, or taking out the garbage, show your appreciation by tucking a candy kiss in a strategic location.

KISSING IN THE RAIN
The next time it rains, grab your love and go outside and kiss in the rain 'till the two of you are soaked.

HERSHEY`S KISSES
Prepare a small bag of Hershey`s kisses and slip it into your love's purse, briefcase, or lunchbox. Attach a note that reads "SORRY, I CAN'T BE THERE IN PERSON, BUT THINK OF ME AND DO THE FOLLOWING: Close your eyes and place the candy between your lips. Drop the candy in your mouth and roll it on your tongue until it melts.

KISSES IN A BALLOON
Cut out small red tissue lips, and place them inside an opaque balloon filled with helium (any party store could do this for you) Tie the balloon to your love's chair at dinner. Desert is a shower of kisses delivered by a sharp pin.

TOLL KISS
Next time you are driving your love somewhere, stop the car before crossing a bridge or going through a tunnel, and say the toll must be paid before you can go any further. Of course, the toll cost in one kiss.

EYE TEST KISS
Make an eye chart like the ones that you see in a doctor's office where the letters get progressively smaller. Have the chart read, "IF you can read this you are standing close enough to kiss me." Now find your love and give an eye exam.

THYMELY KISS
Thyme, according to the Greeks, is the herb which makes one irresistible kissable. Prepare a meal for your love using the herb. Moments after the first bite, rush to your love's lips with a passionate kiss. Come up for air, announce the Greeks were right, then rush back with another passionate kiss.

BAD HABIT KISS
Offer to stop a bad habit if your love will pay you kisses. For instance, a kiss for each cigarette not smoked, putting the toilet seat down, and/or every phone call kept under three minutes is rewarded with a kiss.

CHECK KISS
With your personal check, make a check out to your love for 1,000 kisses. Tell your love he or she can cash it in any time.

BATH KISS
Surprise your love with a kiss while he/she is showering or in the tub. (WARNING: Prepare to get wet)

MACHINE GUN KISS
In rapid succession, plant 12 quick ones on your lover's lips.

PINK PANTHER KISS
Humming the Pink Panther theme, prowl toward your partner. On the high note, pounce and pucker.

THIRST QUENCHER KISS
For no reason, stare at your love's mouth while licking your lips as though dying of thirst. Inevitably, your love will ask what you're doing. ANSWER: I want them! I have to have them! I yearn to drink from them! Then ask for a kiss to quench your thirst!

GOODBYE * 2 KISS
Send off your love in the morning with a quick kiss. As your love turns to leave, pull him or her back for a second, more passionate kiss

GREAT EXPECTATIONS KISS
Inform your love one morning that he or she will soon receive a fabulous kiss. Later, call you love with a reminder. When next you see your love, pull out the stops and plant a long, hot, passionate kiss

RIDDLE KISS
Ask you love to solve the following riddle:
I am just two and two
I am warm, I am cold,
I am lawful, unlawful
A duty, a fault
I am often sold dear,
Good for nothing when bought;
an extraordinary boon,
and a matter of course,
and yielding with pleasure
When taken by force.
If your love solves it, ask for a demonstration as proof. If he or she cannot show the answer, of course, the answer is a kiss.

KISS MANDATE
Command your love to kiss you. Elaborate on the technique you expect (e.g. long and wet) and where and when you will get it.

UNEXPECTED KISS
When the two of you are doing the usual, lean over and give your love a sweet kiss on the cheek for no good reason and whisper...I LOVE YOU!

KNOCK-KNOCK KISS
Stage the following knock-knock joke with your love:
KNOCK KNOCK
Who is there?
Kiss
Kiss who?
Kiss who? Why me, of course!

EYELID KISS
While kissing your love, watch for his or her eyes to close. Sweetly place a light kiss on each eyelid. Note: Be careful!

SLEEPING BEAUTY KISS
Awaken your love from slumber with a tender kiss on the lips!

NO-CAL KISS
After dinner, give your love a no-calorie desert...your lips.

NIBBLE KISS
While kissing take a few, soft and playful bites of your partner's lower lip.

POP & SIZZLE KISS
Buy a bag of pop rocks and have a little fun with your tongues

EYES WIDE OPEN KISS
The name says it all, open those peepers and give it a go! Gazing into each other's eyes will add an extra touch of intimacy.

LADY AND THE TRAMP KISS
You've seen the movie!

IRISH CREAM KISSES
Both you and your partner should swish a quarter shot of Irish Cream around, then swallow and lip-lock to savor the lingering taste in each other's mouths. Swish again and repeat.

TONGUE WARS KISS
Just like thumb wars, but use your tongues instead. Each partner tries to get their tongue in the other's mouth while blocking with your tongues. Warning- may cause hysterical fits of laughter during and after.

AROUND THE WORLD KISS
Gently lick your partner's lips, tracing along the upper lip, then circling down around the lower one before fully engaging in a mouth to mouth session.

DOGGY-STYLE KISS
Rub noses then give your partner a quick lick.


They can all be pulled off if done in a playfull manner! they dont all have to be performed with a 'love' or 'partner' either!

Have fun with these!!


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i'm creaming myself in this forum... so much good stuff!
thanks!


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gr8 work man... this should be sticky :)


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gr8 work man... this should be sticky :)
I agree with you man


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PUA kiss:

Kiss your own girlfriend because one of us probably just did...

;)

This is referred to as a joke for those who might take offense.


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CHECK KISS
With your personal check, make a check out to your love for 1,000 kisses. Tell your love he or she can cash it in any time.

I tried the check kiss, and it worked like a charm!

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sounds awsome


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Half of these sound cringeworthy, sorry most.


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Half of these sound cringeworthy, sorry most.
aight dont use them then. have you got better ones to add? cant wait to hear them :D


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Half of these sound cringeworthy, sorry most.
aight dont use them then. have you got better ones to add? cant wait to hear them :D
I don't have a love in my life, so no. However if I did, maybe I wouldn't think that. Who knows!

Spontaneous kissing is pretty good. Whilst at my fuckbuddies I was brushing my teeth and she was stood next to me for some reason making sure I didn't make any noise to wake her SPAM up, so I pulled her towards me and ended up having sex with her in the sink. So that's a pretty good one.


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lol funny whered you find those


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